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Tristan

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  1. Got any clips of the exhaust tone, Ryan?
  2. Spotted the alpine white M3 HP at TMC BMW today. And the GT2RS and GT3RS at Giltraps. Perving
  3. Dad shouted Hella clears so I'm happy haha. Yeah, was hiding in the Merc 'cos it's our only car with a towbar and I was meeting a mate to take us up to Woodhill (Rather than burning half a tank of gas) haha.
  4. Tristan

    clay bars

    What should I use for bug blood (i hope?) splattered all over my front bumper? Bug and tar remover? Where do I get it?
  5. Ryan (RJS) just saw you come out of washworld. Car looks mint. I was parked right opposite the exit u came out of facing you in an M class
  6. ^Hahaha =---- A young couple went to the doctor for their annual physical exams. Afterwards, the doctor called the young man into his office and told him that he had some good news and some bad news. "The good news," he explained, "is that your fiance has an particular strain of gonorrhea that I have only heard of once before." The guy paled. "If that's the good news, then what the hell is the bad news?" "Well," the doctor elaborated, "the bad news is that I heard about this nasty strain just last week from my dog's vet." ---- Jack was returning to work Monday morning with two black eyes. His workmates were understandably curious: "Jack, what happened to you?!?" "It was the darndest thing! I was at church yesterday, and this fat lady stood up in front of me. You know how a dress can get stuck in the crack of the butt of a fat lady? It looked funny. I figured she wouldn't like that, so I just reached over and pulled it out with a little tug. Next thing I know, she spins around and socks me one!" "Jeez, you got TWO black eyes in one blow?" "Naw. After she turned back around, I figured she was angry that I pulled the dress out of her crack, so I tried to poke it back in..." --- A guy who married this woman. Unfortunately, his d*ck was too small, so every time they had sex he used a pickle instead of his d*ck. For seven year's he has been doing that. One night his wife suspect that something is wrong so while they are having sex she quickly threw the cover and turned on the lights! So the woman said, "What the hell is that, are you using a pickle on me. I am shocked, and for seven years you have been doing that, you piece of sh*t." So the man said, "Shut the f**k up! It's been seven years and I never asked where the hell those kids came from!" --- "And will there be anything else, sir?" the bellboy asked after setting out an elaborate dinner for two. "No thank you." the gentleman replied. "That will be all." As the young man turned to leave, he noticed a beautiful satin negligee on the bed. "Anything for your wife ?" he asked. "Yeah ! That's a good idea." the fellow said. "Please bring up a postcard." EDIT: Had to add this one in: A knockout young lady decided she wanted to get rich quick. So she proceeded to find herself a rich 73 year old man, planning to screw him to death on their wedding night. The courtship and wedding went off without any problem, in spite of the half- century age difference. On the first night of her honeymoon, she got undressed, and waited for him to come out of the bathroom to come to bed. When he emerged, however, he had nothing on except a rubber to cover his 12 inch erection, and he was carrying ear plugs and a pair of nose plugs. Fearing her plan had gone amiss, she asked, "What are those for?" The old man replied, "There are just two things I can't stand: the sound of a woman screaming... and the smell of burning rubber!"
  7. Tristan

    clay bars

    I also got the Mother's Clay Detailing kit, scored mine for $39.00 - Should've bought two in retrospect... But can't recommend highly enough, I still use the detailing spray regularly as well. Edit: Bought at Repco on special
  8. Carfe @ Greenlane roundabout next to Washworld.
  9. Third topic I've seen on this in the past month or two .. But again, not a fan.
  10. Tristan

    My new bmw

    And beat out that number plate!
  11. Most likely 19" TSW Vairanos
  12. Yeah AJ, I was in Pauanui on the 2nd. Didn't arrive there 'til 1:30ish though. Just got back from up North last night. Saw Z Z J on the drive back in town (Red E46 M3) and a staunch E92 M3 overtaking coming towards me. Sounded amaazzing!
  13. Was it you I saw coming out of Whangamata 2 days ago?
  14. What do you mean by special edition?
  15. More likely he is curious as to which engine and spec (m-sport/highline etc) over shape (E39)
  16. Managed 550kms to the tank. Lasted to Pauanui, driving in Pauanui, driving to Whangamata, back to Auckland and awhile in Auckland too!
  17. Can anyone recommend a bulb for the Hella angel eyes for a white light over yellow?
  18. My mirror tilt has stopped working. Anyone got a fix? Also how do I find out if the wheel is up to the weight of the car?
  19. Ahh no! I've been in Pauanui all week, just called by Whangamata to pick my brother and Dad up to take them home with me. Back in Auckland now Also saw Ray in V8BMWW E39 at the Papakura Autobahn stop on the 2nd
  20. Think I saw Tastic driving out of Whangamata as I was going in this afternoon around 1:30pm?
  21. Oohhh haha yeah it's definitely on the cards!
  22. What makes you say green?
  23. Tristan

    Rear badges

    I have a 530i Factory M-Sport. It came badged as a 530i which I removed and just put the M badge on. Looks better than numbers which make no sense to most people
  24. After my headlight problems I bit the bullet and bought OEM Hella clears for $1200.00 Getting a refund from the eBay seller for unit cost but they can't refund the installation cost which was a bit but oh well. Trying to get the importer to sort something out because the car shouldn't have passed compliance with the lights it came in with. Looks better though Wheels are coming soon. 19"s and will be something different. Think Pjay..
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