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Homy.D.Clown

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  1. Yeah he was going to a party in Brixton..for those of you out of the know..its like south central...otara....just a bit of a chucka place
  2. Hell Na Dawg...im totally way blacker... and he be fat..must be dave(the fat guy)
  3. At least you can admit it.. so therefore..you also got SKOOLED!!
  4. meh fuk it.. the yanks can bomb all the mental towelheads off the planet for all i care... just bring the petrol prices down please.... fuk PC
  5. like i said all clean...but wot bout your nasty festering.....u know.....
  6. *sic proceeds to power up his hand with talc...pimp slap time!!!
  7. they do if you drug them and put them on the street to turn tricks to balding Merc owners...
  8. for those of you who do a bit of country driving and get lots of nasty sticky bugs stuck to your front bumper i suggest a magical product.. "citrius cleaner"...its freeking great...just makes the bugs so soft they wash right off..no hard scrubbing..even the baked on bastards spray the stuff on before wetting down your car and leave for a minute wash as normal...actually the cleaner is good on upholtery stains and lots of general cleaning areas.. hell it even cured my std's..but it hurt like f**k...ahahahah..oops
  9. umm and andy wants a bonnet... yes he does...
  10. Check out the big brain on brad(well Tim)You a smart motherf**ker, Motherf**ker
  11. especially the homeless dude...he may get to keep andy the next time round.. not just borrow him for a few days..
  12. and uncle hellen isnt?ah the comment made by her as she was murdering out armed forces "(scoffing man laugh)who is the enemy" well it might just be all the rest of the western world the we're becoming a terrorist resort. this whole country is such a joke ....its depressing
  13. well either that or run up to one of the vans with the towbar-mounted cameras and hit it with a baseball bat.....and run away...quickly.. just imagine how GOOD that would feel.....not even 17yo breasts would feel that good...
  14. yeah knowing my styles and smarts i'd end up asking her to move out of the way so i can see under the bonnet, and when she handed me her bikini top id thank her and use it to check the dipstick or open the radiator cap...... its funny coz its true...sadly
  15. Aw get hard.. i'd just get up and shrug that sh*t off...so long as it didnt mess my hair...then i'd just flip out and bite the old hags face off,while punching her in the c*%t
  16. Oh where do they get their swanky front bars....im looking for a lower add-on for mine...anyone mates with a fiberglass dude??
  17. Or do like some smart buggers. distract the operator in the parked camera vehicle while someone takes off the plates from the same vehicle.. put them on to your unremarkable vehicle and add sunnies and a hat.. attempt to break the sound barrier past the speed trap..and watch all the fines go to....YES..the same skum bag speed camera operator. i am evil HOMY. i am evil HOMY.....
  18. looks kinda like someones buisness card's been jammed in there... strange none the less
  19. are we talking GSR EVO1..or just the plain ol GSR...there is a bit of difference oh and hopefully another heated debate...hmm GSR EVOIII with a V-tech rotary.. "FIGHT"
  20. Yet..u know where to get them...tell the homy
  21. I told you stop looking at me when im neked... go look at gus or something...... Now he really loves it...a little too much methinks
  22. ...dont forget to bring a towel.... yo yo happy B-day my white niggwa. an remember...sine yo pitty on the runny kine.
  23. Homy.D.Clown

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    dittomono bling 4 you!!!! when you get a good stereo.,..then you get bling..in stereo... too... eek ..so many double meanings ive confused myselves
  24. and u gotta add the 6ft alloy touring wing ...especially if you got a compact
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