Homy.D.Clown

My god child....you are sucking up....look....you've done it again... you cant stop it can you......ahahaha :puke: ...just dont believe everything you read!..even a monkey can hold a wrench OT...as RJ asked...what did your car fail WOF on dude?

whos the best... I AM...Bitches (well not the mechanical...but all the important save-your-ass-in-a-crash stuff) Touch me :bowdown: ahahahahahhaahhaa good post BMW POWER..get that nose right up in there "i wannna be just like all the great mods who are so clever and pretty and nice (add nauseating BS) when i grow up too" :finger:

layout isnt very efficient.. ok im looking at the BMW list of products.. had to wait through all this bollocks that im not interested in to see what i wanted..at the bottom of the page.!! maybe off the home BMW link put another pop down menue and put things into catergories (interiour/exteriour/mini/E36/E46 etc) check out http://www.mmotorwerks.com/index.php i liked their sidebar search thingie..quick efficient..EASY also prices...you have a picture of the item i want..how much is it.. (this critique is mostly for the BMW page..coz its the first page i went to..and honestly if it wasnt for knowing you dude it would have been my last..) pro up your header bar things (blue with a budget looking white car)..just makes things look budget... but hell yeah..good on ya for making the site and giving the suspect kiwi market a go good luck..hope to do some bidnis with you in the future man.

*sniffs the air..hmm i smell tears...and ..eww net'sperts..musta been a car crash. Oh badass..BIDNIS !!! ha , if that cars written off i'll eat my sofa...but it is auckland so im not gonna shake on that..hehe well with every expert on the forum giving their "expert opinion" i'll just laugh and point at you u know where i am gus if you need any real advise or help. oh and ive got a E30 bonnet you can have if you need it (have as in cheap $$..nothings free my friend...drug habits cost money too).

$200+..ahahahah god you gotta love auckland prices.. *dances a jig down our streets(with FLOWING traffic)..and chucks spare cash saved buy not being up there , around call SD European in H-Town ..he reset mine for ..well f**k all as for who needs them stupid airbags....well after watching test crashes with/without them..i'll choose to have that explosive device in front of my face anyday...because i like my face...and the BMW logo doesnt look good in place of your nose ..IMO but hey..your a mad 316 drift'a...with 2 subs and home panel n paint..so your way to clever for them car safety designer mofo's :jap:

ok i remember somone on here works for a courier company..yes? DHL? (i think) could they please pm me. im wanting to get some bike gear out of the states but dont wanna get blazed the big $$ to get it here,that the gear suppliers wanna charge thanks

anyone else getting a mental picture here... and a 316 drift'a no less..with 2 SUBS..wow ok dont be such a tight ass and go get the light reset..or are you saving for some 6x9's and some neons?

ok this weekend is the Whangamata Beach Hop 29th-1st ...millions of people..(you thought new years was bad..) yeah and its all based round old hot rods/lowriders/classics..etc plain and simple if you like cars theres something for you there.. it plain ROCKS YUR FACE!! im there....and if you know me you may be able to get a bed and a burbon..maybe more if your hot(like gus) txt me you auckland slackers!!! HOMY. last years picks..a very small section of cars compared to overall

drunken txt last night from dave "Im drunk plain an simple..ur rock my face? Plus i want ur pussy.." i think that says it all yeah may be saturday, damo an i be up..dunno...gotta sort when my mate is free and organise my work mate to take a bike home for me maybe friday/saturday and sunday...who knows..who cares..

they all do..its the lowering and low-pro tyres that makes it more noticeable live with it or replace the shocks with adjustables

i believe there is no damage as it gets a bit dicey legally with all the licenced cars somehow....our car would never damage like that/flip like that/burn like that etc. think NFSU2 had the same thing and thats why it didnt have any permanent damage(olny the screen cracked briefly)

im clean..for now. but once i get a crotch rocket(or steal dads Harley)..we'll see how long that lasts best ive ever had was 50 d's in one go...81 in a 50..think it was bout $450..oooohh one day the valentine will fail me and i'll get a slap again. i do so wonder what blair is sitting on...esp after seeing his 149kph(?) ticket lucky you got a nice cop dude.....lucky lucky bugger

Xenon, Xenesis, Xenonmatch, HID, Halogen, Halo, Halle Berry... Let's face it: automotive lighting (and its catchphrases) are confusing these days. With all the terms being thrown around, all the marketing, and all these choices available, finding a product that suits your needs can be overwhelming to say the least. Our intent with this newsletter and article is to shed some light (no pun intended) on this confusing subject and outline what's going to be right for you. Setting the Record Straight: Halogen vs. HID (aka High Intensity Discharge, aka Xenon) These days you'll hear the term "Xenon" being thrown around quite a bit. But what is it, and what does it really mean? Most accurately described, Xenon is a noble gas (welcome back to chemistry class!). In terms of automotive lighting, Xenon gas is used in a technology called High Intensity Discharge. Instead of using a tungsten metal filament with current passing through it to create light output as you would find in a halogen bulb, High Intensity Discharge uses a specialized, high voltage system that shoots almost a miniature arc of lightning through a bulb with no filament that's filled with Xenon gas. As a result, instead of being refered to by its correct term, HID, you'll find this technology being called "Xenon" lighting. This type of system is the ultra-white, slightly blue, and very bright light you see on almost all modern luxury vehicles. In comparison, because of the type of technology used, halogen bulbs (found on most vehicles) produce a yellowish light. What about "Xenon" Halogen Bulbs? Because HID technology, and its beautiful look, is so desirable, you'll find that many marketers are capitalizing on incorrect nomenclature. That is, because HID is often called Xenon technology, many marketers will fill otherwise normal Halogen bulbs with Xenon gas. This Xenon gas affords no benefit, but allows the marketers to sell these "Xenon" halogen bulbs to unsuspecting customers making outrageous claims such as 200% light output increase, etc. Unfortunately, for those that purchase them, they'll receive no benefit from the supposed "Xenon" gas. The truth is, the only way to increase light output with a standard Halogen bulb is to increase wattage. Period. I did a bulb size upgrade to my driving lights..as i do a fair bit of night time country driving...worked wonders..but yeah still looks to yellow for my liking report back if anyone finds some nice white bulbs...just need something to match the whiteness of my DDE's...

jokes get ruined when you have to explain to much...becomes Quasi-funny.. :thumbsdown:

ha thats why i txt you the other day andy... was thinking of putting in a tender..but meh...sh*t colour and dont like going backwards in years anyone know if it went..or what it went for? would have been a good project for someone ah well keep on looking for my damaged white E46 touring 328/330....

well you could go that way..but you may have to cut through some nifty 2/3 layer steel structurial framing or you can just pop it off with a screw driver... if it dont just pop off undo the mudflap and the plastic innerguard there and have a look see the choice is yours

removal tools screw drivers (flat & phillips) 2 arms (with muscles) brain (at least 1/2) all the mouldings pop off. with the front bumper ones start in the middle and take off the number plate and moulding(some plastic plugs holding it on from memory) then the front corner ones on clip at the front and then slide foward to release the side-sections. door mouldings just get the flat driver and stab it in horizontally to make some room to grap and pull from the door (just some plastic clips hold them on...pretty basic) rear bumper same as front...start in the middle(may need the flat driver to get in under there) door handles surrounds can be removed real easily via the little hole cover in the catch face of your open door ...but its to much of a mission explaining it.....meh

overkill sanding chrome off...just give it a light scuff and prime n' paint. Easy

N1 Sty....bla bla plate ideas RAM ME HIT THS PROBED ROGERD MERC B8 hahaha.... :finger: i kinda wanted a P plate...but my normal rego is kinda funny as is. 019-KGB reversed....and so many ppl have wank plates that no one gets..just ruins it..."oh another toss with a dumb arse plate" actually saw a plate "celica" with that stooped writing round it "this is my old skool ride"...wanker- it was on a new shape celica...its jap and its not old skool... i was so unimpressed i had to beat them with a frozed butch roll.(in my mind) :drugs:

yes coke is the devil....thats why i always have mine with borbon....to neutralise the evil...and make me go "JESUS thats a good mix" ...he never replys..yet sometimes pours me another....thanks JC

so excess of what $1000(?) vs. $3000 for repairs..?well done magoo if you get it fixed for that price you are ripping him off... (sarcastim is so hard to type sometimes) im with *sic on this one...... :banghead:

and with his death i can add another +1 post.....ffs u feel the pain.... :banghead: I love fear and loathing in Las Vegas.... the movie truely rocks... must look out for his other books its really suprising he died of a gunshot and not an OD given his...well ..being him

correction..if you went insurance and it was found to be his fauly...no excess for you. unless you've got some really crap policy. and merc would only find out about the accident if HE claimed insurance..not you...your insurance company would have hit him up for the $$ not the merc ...as it has no job.. ps. thats such a puss little accident..poor dudes gonna get ripped by auckalnd panelbeater for twice what the repair is worth...sux to be in aucks huh guys. good to see your tryting to milk everything from him you can.. dont cut him no slack..just coz hes been so nice to you and all...RIP HIM no mercy.. :finger: :thumbsdown: :gay:

Well its either lovin' or fightin'either way the guys end up in tears..... :finger: Biznitches O.T.. happy generic Jovial birthday message :thumb: ...i cant remember 14..but then i cant remember..ummm ...McDonalds fries are cooked in vegie oil...... ah Crap!!

Always best to start off simple...fuses /connections..and if its a switch control...well they all have their limited lives..but check em to make sure all the bits arent fouled up with dust/coke/blood and i think the guage your refering to is the inspection timer....when 'red' time is up and its time to get the car serviced etc....or just ignore it like %90 of people and get it reset when you get sick of it..