hybrid 1043 Report post Posted May 16, 2008 Why men shouldn't write advice columns Dear Walter: I hope you can help me here. The other day I set off for work leaving my husband in the house watching the TV as usual. I hadn't gone more than a mile down the road when my engine conked out and the car shuddered to a halt. I walked back home to get my husband's help. When I got home I couldn't believe my eyes.. He was in the bedroom with a neighbour lady making mad passionate love to her. I am 32, my husband is 34 and we have been married for twelve years. When I confronted him, he broke down and admitted that he'd been having an affair for the past six months. I told him to stop or I would leave him. He was let go from his job six months ago and he says he has been feeling increasingly depressed and worthless. I love him very much, but ever since I gave him the ultimatum he has become increasingly distant. I don't feel I can get through to him anymore. Can you please help? Sincerely, Mrs.. Sheila Usk Dear Sheila: A car stalling after being driven a short distance can be caused by a variety of faults with the engine. Start by checking that there is no debris in the fuel line. If it is clear, check the jubilee clips holding the vacuum pipes onto the inlet manifold. If none of these approaches solves the problem, it could be that the fuel pump itself is faulty, causing low delivery pressure to the carburettor float chamber. I hope this helps. Walter Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
westy 614 Report post Posted May 16, 2008 I dont get it. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
*Glenn* 854 Report post Posted May 16, 2008 (edited) I dont get it. sh*t your slow BTW.. What time do you go to work & whats your wifes name ??? Bugger... I'll need your address too Edited May 16, 2008 by botanymotorworx Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Silver Fox 43 Report post Posted May 16, 2008 Certainly living up to your ride Tony. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jjs 64 Report post Posted May 16, 2008 I have a better one.... A young ventriloquist was doing a show in Accrington . With his dummy on his knee, he started going through his usual dumb blonde jokes, when a blonde in the second row stood on her chair and started shouting: 'I've heard enough of your stupid blonde jokes,' she screamed. 'What makes you think you can stereotype women in that way? What does the colour of a person's hair have to do with her worth as a human being? It's people like you who keep women like me from being respected at work and in the community and from reaching our full potential as people. It's all because you and your kind continue to perpetuate discrimination against not only blondes, but women in general - and all in the name of humour.' The embarrassed ventriloquist began to apologise, whereupon the blonde yelled, 'You stay out of this. I'm talking to that little bastard on your lap. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
