*Glenn* 854 Report post Posted March 25, 2009 A pirate walked into a bar and the bartender said, "Hey, I haven't seen you in a while. What happened? You look terrible". "What do you mean?" said the pirate, "I feel fine" "What about the wooden leg? You didn't have that before." "Well, we were in a battle and I got hit with a cannon ball, but I'm fine now". "Well, OK, but what about that hook? What happened to your hand?" "We were in another battle. I boarded a ship and got into a sword fight. My hand was cut off. I got fitted with a hook. I'm fine, really". "What about that eye patch?" "Oh, one day we were at sea and a flock of birds flew over. I looked up and one of them S**t in my eye". "You're kidding," said the bartender, "you couldn't lose an eye just from some bird doo-doo?" "It was my first day with the hook" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Jamez 2147483647 Report post Posted March 25, 2009 ha, classic Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jordyboy2 0 Report post Posted March 25, 2009 hahahaha Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
bmw_guy 0 Report post Posted March 25, 2009 Haha very good Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Antallica 15 Report post Posted March 25, 2009 Mint Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
*Glenn* 854 Report post Posted March 25, 2009 English Lessons Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
_BRS_ 209 Report post Posted March 25, 2009 ^^LOL^^ Wonder what his other answer would have been? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Antallica 15 Report post Posted March 26, 2009 Speaking of funnies... has anyone seen this sh*t at McDonalds lately? Are they kidding!? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Jamez 2147483647 Report post Posted March 26, 2009 omg that can match my pink car with pink seats and .........brown carpet Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Andre3000 55 Report post Posted March 26, 2009 (edited) ^^LOL^^ Wonder what his other answer would have been? Tits could be plural? therefore two examples. Little johnny jokes, always make me laugh Edited March 26, 2009 by André3000 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
pjay 8 Report post Posted March 26, 2009 Her vagina? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lucan 196 Report post Posted March 26, 2009 Her vagina? haha sarcasm? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
