bravo 34 Report post Posted March 28, 2009 (edited) Actually lol. A couple of friends of mine gave him and his GF a card which had sex positions drawn on it. So they were trying them out and he slipped, then felt and heard a "pop" and broke his "member" lol!! It went numb, and then swelled up and didn't go down for 2-3 hours. Went to hospital and they've put him off work (no heavy lifting) for 6-8 weeks. The funniest thing is his doctors note which he has to give to his boss says "tried different sexual position injuring penis" I'm dying of laughter every time I think about it. I'm trying to get him to let me scan his doctors note lol. In the meantime here's a cell ph pic. He has it displayed on his fridge lol. I had to share, its just too funny. Edited March 28, 2009 by bravo Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
lbirgel 0 Report post Posted March 28, 2009 ahah GOLD!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
e30plz 1 Report post Posted March 28, 2009 LOL! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
melowpuf 19 Report post Posted March 28, 2009 *groan* aaaaah just what I didn't need. I've just broken a rib and it hurts so much more laughing. That is hilarious. That totally blows my mates one out of the water, he circumcised himself zipping himself up in a pub toilet. We all wondered where he disappeared to, apparently it was straight to the hospital.. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Jamez 2147483647 Report post Posted March 29, 2009 hmmm thats insane Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Boost Junky 1 Report post Posted March 29, 2009 LOL! Good one.. Funniest thing ive read in a while! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Ari Gold Report post Posted March 29, 2009 Ahahaha awesome. It's not unheard of either, going hammer and tongs and then pulling out too far, and smashing your john thomas into the gooch can result in this injury Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Boost Junky 1 Report post Posted March 29, 2009 Ahahaha awesome. It's not unheard of either, going hammer and tongs and then pulling out too far, and smashing your john thomas into the gooch can result in this injury Hahaha oh dear too right... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mynbmr 225 Report post Posted March 29, 2009 (edited) Ahahaha awesome. It's not unheard of either, going hammer and tongs and then pulling out too far, and smashing your john thomas into the gooch can result in this injury Talking with experince lol Edited March 29, 2009 by bmrmad Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
elmarco 56 Report post Posted March 29, 2009 I guy I went to school with did this. We renamed him 'Poppy', although his one ended up with blood spurting all over the show (sounded farking horrendous actually). Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Greg111 13 Report post Posted March 29, 2009 It's always worse when bloods involved! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
pjay 8 Report post Posted March 29, 2009 Damn. Frame that yo! Show it to the grandkids Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
