DRTDVL 0 Report post Posted May 24, 2009 (edited) Quote of the day (Yesterday) goes to Bravo That’s a fuel leak and a big one, you might want to shut it off Context: Looking at a e30 for a fellow member... Bravo pop's the bonnet to be greated with a 2 foot high fountian of fuel pissing out a line all over the engine/exhaust manifold... Edited May 24, 2009 by DRTDVL Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Mark 178 Report post Posted May 25, 2009 HAHAHAH! That's def going in the next episode of Bimmersport Street... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
bravo 35 Report post Posted May 25, 2009 followed by "no-one light a cigarette" since I had noticed the vendor smoking a minute or two before. Did the guy actually say "it's never done that before" or is it my mind playing tricks on me? I'm sure he did. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DRTDVL 0 Report post Posted May 25, 2009 followed by "no-one light a cigarette" since I had noticed the vendor smoking a minute or two before. Did the guy actually say "it's never done that before" or is it my mind playing tricks on me? I'm sure he did. You where on form sir... go you... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
MLM 57 Report post Posted May 25, 2009 Love the fact his next statment was " Its got a new fuel pump too" to which we replied "its definatly got pressure" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
e30plz 1 Report post Posted May 26, 2009 Graham wins again. Hey everyone, I am a retard. On top of that I like to indulge in incestuous acts with my mother. Afterward, my favourite post-coital act is to spam online forums whilst repeatedly slamming my penis in a door. Ciao! Spam is not tolerated on this forum (or any I know of). Consider your account deleted and your IP blocked - bravo Rofl. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
antil33t 90 Report post Posted May 26, 2009 rofl...... that's pretty damn good Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
CamB 48 Report post Posted May 26, 2009 Looking at a e30 for a fellow member... Bravo pop's the bonnet to be greated with a 2 foot high fountian of fuel pissing out a line all over the engine/exhaust manifold... Just be happy it wasn't a Pug - same situation, but fire... true story. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Gus 5 Report post Posted May 26, 2009 Just be happy it wasn't a Pug - same situation, but fire... true story. ditto, with mum watching. she wasn't that impressed. i never got the fire extinguisher powder off! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
2002 1 Report post Posted May 28, 2009 Reminds me of one of my student days while at UCLA. My flatmate had this heap of sh*t 70's Ford Thunderbird which was giving her problems, Being a good Kiwi joker I volunteered to look at it for her. It seem like the carb had some crap in it so I pulled the top off it and had a poke around and cleaned out best I could. Now every hose of this thing was perished and it oozed oil and transmission fluid from every gasket. I assume that the fuel line cracked because when I fired it up I get smoke coming out of the grill. Oh f**k! thinks I and run upstairs to grab a fire extinguisher out of our apartment. I should point out that all this is going on in the basement garage of a 10 apartment complex. I run into our apartment and grab a fire extinguisher the landlord at left there 2 days earlier and turn to run out again. Deanna asks " what's the problem?" Me - "small issue with your car" Deanna - " Should I ring the fire department?" I stop for a second on the way out and reply "Yes" At that point she panics! So we ended up with 6 fire engines including one of those big long ones that also steer from the back, All neighbours are evacuated, Thunderbird is toast. I'm now on first names basis with some firemen and I've learned just how hard it is to put out a car fire. Apparently the block can store enough heat to restart the fire, so they hosed it down for at least 30 mins after they got the fire out. The upside was the car was insured for more than it was worth and I'd actually done her a favour (she was planning to sell it away) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites