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Government buy 34 choice BMW’s.

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Coupe of problems if they decided on Clubsports, they seem to have a few rules that go with HSV ownership.

1 - No world leaders would take John Key seriously while sporting his mandatory mullet and goatee, and epic beer gut.

2 - We would need to replace them with the latest model every 3 mths to keep up with the Jones's

3 - The worlds supply of plastic mesh, ugly random cutouts, fake scoops, plasticky interiors and tacky gauges is in short supply. By purchasing 34 cars worth of them, We wouldnt be considered a responsible country to waste these valuable resources....

4 - Every member of parliament would need to be issued with a mandatory HSV jacket and cap, with optional disturbing HSV tattoo.

Haha, 4 very good points, I espcially liked 2 and 4

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4 - Every member of parliament would need to be issued with a mandatory HSV jacket and cap, with optional disturbing HSV tattoo.

Anyone who wears or owns a HSV polar fleece needs assassinating.

I wonder if Lange got as much grief for these when he bought them!

http://www.trademe.co.nz/Browse/Listing.aspx?id=301900703

If the capital of New Zealand was West Auckland and not Wellington, it would of been a great choice.

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