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The annual reed ceremony just finished in Swaziland.

50,000 topless virgins aged 9-20-something dance and sing for the king and he chooses one to be his wife (he has something like 12 wives already including last years Miss Teen Swaziland.)

Lucky for some!!!

All his wives get pallaces, and he just bought them all new 5-series BMW's each.

One of the virgins (aged 20) was quoted in the herald as saying

"If I am Queen I don't want a mercedes - the car for a queen to drive is a BMW seriees X5"

At least they have taste...

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The annual reed ceremony just finished in Swaziland.

50,000 topless virgins aged 9-20-something dance and sing for the king and he chooses one to be his wife (he has something like 12 wives already including last years Miss Teen Swaziland.)

Lucky for some!!!

All his wives get pallaces, and he just bought them all new 5-series BMW's each.

One of the virgins (aged 20) was quoted in the herald as saying

"If I am Queen I don't want a mercedes - the car for a queen to drive is a BMW seriees X5"

At least they have taste...

That guy is living the suicide bombers dream.

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The annual reed ceremony just finished in Swaziland.

50,000 topless virgins aged 9-20-something dance and sing for the king and he chooses one to be his wife (he has something like 12 wives already including last years Miss Teen Swaziland.)

Lucky for some!!!

All his wives get pallaces, and he just bought them all new 5-series BMW's each.

One of the virgins (aged 20) was quoted in the herald as saying

"If I am Queen I don't want a mercedes - the car for a queen to drive is a BMW seriees X5"

At least they have taste...

That guy is living the suicide bombers dream.
omg so true.

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Show me where in the Koran it says you get 50 virgins, let alone 50,000.

I dunno?

But thats what they think

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Who said people in Swaziland were Muslim? Isn't that part or near to South Africa? Topless???

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Who said people in Swaziland were Muslim? Isn't that part or near to South Africa? Topless???

Yup, borders with SA. And, believe me, those women are all virgins (and not Muslim). They are closely examined to ensure their virginity is intact before being allowed to take part in that ceremony...

what a job !!!! :drugs:

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