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I murdered A hooker Because The voices told me to.

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See what you are and post it!!

Pick the month (number) you were born in:

1----I fell in love with

2----I ate

3----I smacked

4----I sang to

5----I gave my number to

6----I murdered

7----I shot

8----I gave a lap dance to

9----I choked on

10---I bitched out

11---I had sex with

12---I humped

Pick the day (number) you were born on:

1-------a homeless guy

2-------your mum

3-------a banana

4-------a fork

5-------a Mexican

6-------a gangster

7-------a hooker

8-------an ipod

9-------my best friends boyfriend

10------a goat

11------my dog

12------a ninja

13------the computer

14------a football player

15------my neighbor

16------myself

17------a bottle of coke

18------a llama

19------a pickle

20------a stuffed animal

21------a permanent marker

22------my dad

23------a condom

24------my psychiatrist

25------a policeman

26------my brother

27------my sister

28------a baseball bat

29------a DVD player

30------a paperclip

31------my cell phone

Pick the color of shirt you are wearing:

White------because I was high.

Black------because I was drunk.

Pink-------because I'm NOT homosexual.

Red--------because the voices told me to.

Blue-------because I'm sexy and I do what I want.

Green------because I hate myself.

Purple-----because I'm naked.

Gray-------because that's how I roll.

Yellow-----because someone offered me 1,000,000 dollars.

Orange-----because I hate my family.

Other------because that's how I roll.

Hahaha post up what you get.

Edited by blackbma

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i gave a lap dance to my neighbour because im sexy and do what I want.

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i shot a hooker because i was drunk

sounds reasonable

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I had sex with a baseball bat because Im sex and I do what I want!

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I choked on my sister because i was drunk

Haha thats nasty!

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I gave my number to a fork because that's how I roll.

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Cunning way to get everyones birthday!

(I'll count nothing as brown shirt - haha just kidding.)

I ate my neighbor because someone offered me 1,000,000 dollars.

f**king boring if you ask me.

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i ate my sister because thats how i roll.

Cannibalisim. This stuff is crackup

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Lol whole lot of people with black shirts aye?

What do they call them freaks that wear all black and hate themselves?

Emus or sum sh*t?

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emo

as in emotional

complete with fringe

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i ate a football player because thats how i roll.

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i ate a football player because thats how i roll.

Woah,crazy lol my mum just did it and got the exact same as you lol 14th of february what! lol

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