Grant 4 Report post Posted September 10, 2006 (edited) I realise that some people will have a cry about this...but I did warn you in the title. Q: What does Peter Brock and Steve Irwin have in common? A: They both can't handle fishtales RIP to them both, seriously, it is a shame to lose two people both fanatical about what they do, and enjoy sharing their talents with the world at large. Cheers Grant Edited September 10, 2006 by Grant Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
OLLIE 26 Report post Posted September 10, 2006 what did one man say to the other man? "hey man" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
cainchapman 0 Report post Posted September 10, 2006 Another for you Grant. Steve Irwin bumps into Peter Brock just inside the Pearly Gates and says "Crikey Peter, you weren't driving a Stingray, were you?" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
petone 0 Report post Posted September 10, 2006 I heard steve was taking too long to get to heaven so Brocky said he'd drive. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kerrynzl 3 Report post Posted September 10, 2006 Steve Irwin was told by God he could take anything he wanted from Earth to Heaven. When He got there,he whispered in Gods ear, "I said Croc not Brock, you idiot" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
CaM 0 Report post Posted September 10, 2006 steve urwin met peter brock at te pearly gates. Steve says "How'd ya get a halo so quickly brocky?" brock "It's a steering wheel you stupid c**t!!" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
bumpstop325 0 Report post Posted September 10, 2006 Remember, always wear your sunblock. It will protect you from the harmful rays. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
westy 614 Report post Posted September 11, 2006 (edited) What did one tampon say to the other tampon? Nothing,they were both stuck up c*nts. E.Idiot got it wrong Edited September 12, 2006 by DirtySix Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ThreeOneEight 0 Report post Posted September 11, 2006 Why are there no ashtrays at Michael Barrymore's house? Because they throw all the fags in the pool. What do you call an Indian lesbian? Mingeeta. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Nobimmer 694 Report post Posted September 11, 2006 AHAHAHAHA wish I had one to add,but I'm dull haha Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
320SHKBTE 0 Report post Posted September 11, 2006 Q. Whats long, brown, and sticky? A. A stick Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Spargo Report post Posted September 11, 2006 What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? A pizza doesn't scream in the oven. What's the difference between a black and a snow tire? A snow tire doesn't sing when you put chains on it. What would you call the Flintstones if they were black? Niggers. Why don't sharks eat blacks? They think it's whale sh*t. What do you call a black in a tree with a briefcase? Branch manager. How come there aren't any Mexicans on Star Trek? They don't work in the future, either. Why do blacks cry during sex? The Mace. Why don't blacks take aspirin? They refuse to pick the cotton out. You hear about the new car made in Israel? Not only can it stop on a dime, it will go back and pick it up. How do asians name their kids? They throw silverware down the stairs. How do you fit 100 Cubans in a shoe box? Tell them its a raft. Whats the differance between Afghanistan and Christmas? Christmas will be here this year. Why did the Jews wander in the desert for 40 years? Because one of them lost a quarter. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Gaz 1061 Report post Posted September 12, 2006 What walks up and down the hallway but cant turn around? A baby with a javelin through its head. How do you get 100 babies in a bath? A blender How do you get 100 babies out of the bath? Nachos Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ThreeOneEight 0 Report post Posted September 12, 2006 (edited) What's the difference between a Maori and a Pizza? A pizza can feed a family. How can you tell the difference between roadkill and a dead ******? The ****** has tyre marks going forward and in reverse. Three gay men are at a funeral home, discussing what to do with the ashes of their deceased partners. The first says, "My partner was a great golfer, so I'm going to scatter his ashes on his favourite course". The seconds says, "Well, my partner was a keen fisherman, so I'm taking his ashes up to the lake". The third says, "My partner was an amazing lover, so I'm going to put his ashes in a jar of chilli and eat it, so that he can tear up my ass one last time". Edited September 12, 2006 by ThreeOneEight Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
E30stz 0 Report post Posted September 12, 2006 (edited) Whats the difference between 6 dead babies and a ferrari ? I dont have a ferrari stashed in my garage. Edited September 12, 2006 by E30stz Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
OLLIE 26 Report post Posted September 12, 2006 How can you tell the difference between roadkill and a dead ******? The ****** has tyre marks going forward and in reverse. actually the joke goes .... the road kill has skid marks in front of it. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
westy 614 Report post Posted September 12, 2006 How many babies does it take to make a bottle of baby oil? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Spargo Report post Posted September 12, 2006 * What's funnier than a dead baby? A dead baby in a clown costume! * What's funnier than a dead baby? A dead baby sitting next to a kid with down syndrome. * How do you know when a baby is a dead baby? The dog plays with it more. * What's more fun than feeling up a dead baby? Feeling up a dead baby with three nipples * How do you make a dead baby float? Take your foot off of it's head. * What's the difference between a dead baby and a trampoline? When you jump on a trampoline, you take your boots off. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
westy 614 Report post Posted September 12, 2006 Dude...youre starting to worry me. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Nobimmer 694 Report post Posted September 12, 2006 HAHA yeh man f**ken cracking me up lol parents just walked past,must have thought I was stoned lol crazzzzzzy Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
petone 0 Report post Posted September 12, 2006 (edited) what do you call a samoan at the bottom a cliff? leanovafatofa what do you call a samoan who falls off a couch? falloffasofa what do you call a drunk samoan? fatofulloflager how many dead babies does it take to paint a house? depends how hard you throw them next ones pretty bad, you've been warned what do you call a dead baby with a dislocated jaw? deep throat Edited September 12, 2006 by petone Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
*sic 1 Report post Posted September 12, 2006 FORUM RULES The forums are here so we can share ideas and thoughts. Anything that may result in verbal fights, and any type of abuse may result in being banned from the forums all together. Posting anything that may offend someone else will not be tolerated. Thank You! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
