antony 0 Report post Posted March 16, 2007 (edited) An ongoing debate in my neck of the woods. Who would win in a fight, Pirate's or Ninja's. Interested in what ya's think. Explanations encouraged. antony. Edited March 16, 2007 by antony Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
nath 134 Report post Posted March 16, 2007 (edited) Ninjas- -they have endless friends who pop out everywhere and jup in on the fight, one by one -they have hattori hanso steel (the best) -pirates are on ships, have a bad diet and little exercise- therefore do not have the deft sleight of hand that the ninjas do -pirates are old and ninjas are young Edited March 16, 2007 by nath Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ThreeOneEight 0 Report post Posted March 16, 2007 What kind of pirates? Historically dastardly ones, or boat-person importing, cruise ship fire setting modern Asian pirates? If it was old style Pirates, I'd say that Ninjas would win, due to most pirates being Catholics and therefore lazy. The Japanese work ethic is far superior to that of the common papist. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kiwi535 538 Report post Posted March 16, 2007 modern pirates have AK 47s more than a match for Katanas Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
greenday-rulz21 6 Report post Posted March 16, 2007 Definitly Ninja's Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jpp 0 Report post Posted March 16, 2007 If you're going to get technical with the new and old pirates, you must be fair and compare with the old school ninja, vs. the urban ninja. Inwhich, the urban ninja shall win. Comfortably. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Katalyst 0 Report post Posted March 16, 2007 Ninjas RULE!!!!!!!!!!! although the life of a scallywag would be choice, until ur best mate stabs u in the back! katanas are prety dam awesome, watch and see - BADASS!!!!!!!!!!!!! Katana vs 9mm pistol Katana vs 50 cal!! Click here! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
antony 0 Report post Posted March 16, 2007 all good points, although the common arguement for pirates has been that they are masters of the best fighting style known to man, drunken fighting.... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
lo tower 0 Report post Posted March 16, 2007 ninjas would own, they have smoke bombs so no compitition. ninjas ftw plus i have nunchuck skills Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
drifty325i 0 Report post Posted March 16, 2007 Ninjas for sure Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
*sic 1 Report post Posted March 16, 2007 i always win against pirates. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
bravo 35 Report post Posted March 17, 2007 I think ninja's would probably win, but I voted pirates for the same reason I wouldalso argue that the Northland Taniwhas have a shot at winning Regional Rugby - you back your own team. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Denny Crane Report post Posted March 18, 2007 the Northland Taniwhas have a shot at winning Regional Rugby - you back your own team. The difference between patriotism and jingoism being...? Pirates for sure. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Gaz 1060 Report post Posted March 18, 2007 Definately ninjas. You cant beat the stealthness and the efficency of a ninja. If your walking aroind and suddenly you find yourself dead, you know it was a ninja. Just ask a ninja http://www.askaninja.com Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Jimocles 0 Report post Posted March 18, 2007 You can't forget about the cannon factor though, you can be as deft as you like, but 20 pound balls of steel or whatever flying at a couple of hundred feet per second lends a certain weight to an arguement Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ED1RTY 2 Report post Posted March 18, 2007 But think about it... Pirates are always 'jollied' they would so not be able to aim that accuratly to hit a super fast skilled ninja. Ninja would dice a cannonball into sinkers with teh super sharp 'blade' Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Gaz 1060 Report post Posted March 19, 2007 But think about it... Pirates are always 'jollied' they would so not be able to aim that accuratly to hit a super fast skilled ninja. Ninja would dice a cannonball into sinkers with teh super sharp 'blade' Exactly. And dont forget the minjas(midget ninjas) they are the most deadly ninja of them all because they are so small and you just wanna pick them. Never pick up a minja! They are so small the can throw a shrikin then jump on the shrikin and as it chops your head off they punch you in the eye. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
antony 0 Report post Posted March 19, 2007 pirates have monkeys............... (and parrots).... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
*sic 1 Report post Posted March 19, 2007 ninjas have your balls and are feeding you your nutsack before you even notice your missing them in the first place. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
M325is 0 Report post Posted March 19, 2007 Did any of you SEE pirates of the carribean, pirates must include CURSED pirates. Pure Pwnage And pirates have monkies and parrots. MONKIES AND PARROTS! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Nobimmer 694 Report post Posted March 19, 2007 Pirates easy. Not as agile but much more heart. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
btccm3 1 Report post Posted March 19, 2007 ninja's for the win most pirates wouldnt even hear the pioson ninja stars flying right towards there jugular "ear drum damage from all the cannon fights" id even go as far as saying one ninja could take out an entire ship if he was stelth enough and stelth is one thing a ninja never lacks Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
moktar 7 Report post Posted August 13, 2008 ninja +1 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
moktar 7 Report post Posted August 13, 2008 And the all time great! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
pjay 8 Report post Posted August 13, 2008 holy sh*t, seel this poll a thousand times over! Never gets old Merge them with robotics and religion, and youre invincible Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
