*Glenn*

Subject: POOR BOB!! Bob works hard at the office but spends two nights each week bowling, and plays golf every Saturday. His wife thinks he's pushing himself too hard, so for his birthday she takes him to a local strip club. The doorman at the club greets them and says, 'Hey, Bob! How ya doin?' His wife is puzzled and asks if he's been to this club before. 'Oh no,' says Bob. 'He's in my bowling league. When they are seated, a waitress asks Bob if he'd like his usual and brings over a Budweiser. His wife is becoming increasingly uncomfortable and says, 'How did she know that you drink Budweiser?' 'I recognize her, she's the waitress from the golf club. I always have a Bud at the end of the 1st nine, honey.' A stripper then comes over to their table, throws her arms around Bob, starts to rub herself all over him and says, 'Hi Bobby. Want your usual table dance, big boy?' Bob's wife, now furious, grabs her purse and storms out of the club. Bob follows and spots her getting into a cab. Before she can slam the door, he jumps in beside her. Bob tries desperately to explain how the stripper must have mistaken him for someone else, but his wife is having none of it . She is screaming at him at the top of her lungs, calling him every 4 letter word in the book. Then the cabby turns around and says, 'Geez Bob, you picked up a real bitch this time.' BOB's funeral will be on Friday.

Mitre 10 sells the paint. I did my E30, one coat on the orange, then 2 coats over everthing except the reverse lights. Then 2 coats of clear. The indicators still flash slightly orange and no problems with WOF from a testing station. If you take the lights out and mask them up very neatly and do a good job, no one will notice.

I'm very curious about all this. BMW bottom ends are strong and very seldom give problems (with exceptions to M3's) unless the problem is introduced by either faulty workmanship, the wrong product or perhaps an oil leak and the car was driven with no oil in it (owners abuse) Be interesting to see what the insurance company assessor says.... it maybe he declines the claim on the basis of being a pre-existing fault with the vehicle before you purchased it and the policy was written. For your sake, I hope he doesnt go down that track. They often do, I have a case here at work at the moment. An oil analysis will probably also have to be done. It's also probably the very reason why the car was for sale in the first place. If you want to Swiggs... give me a call

Have a great day From Glenn & the Team

Your all just guessing I suggest that you get it professionaly checked by someone that knows what they are doing. You could be doing harm to it by continuing to drive it.

Two crocodiles were sitting at the side of the swamp near the Wellington waterfront. The smaller one turned to the bigger one and said: 'I can't understand how you can be so much bigger than me. We're the same age; we were the same size as kids. I just don't get it.' 'Well,' said the big croc, 'what have you been eating?' 'Politicians, same as you,' replied the small croc. 'Hmm. Well, where do you catch them?' 'Down the other side of the swamp near the parking lot by the Parliament.' 'Same here. Hmm ... How do you catch them?' 'Well, I crawl up under one of their BMW cars and wait for one to unlock the car door. Then I jump out, grab them by the leg, shake the sh*t out of them and eat 'em!' 'Ah!' says the big crocodile, 'I think I see your problem. You're not getting any real nourishment. See, by the time you finish shaking the sh*t out of a politician, there's nothing left but an a**hole with a briefcase.'

Have a great day From Glenn & the Team

I'm going to keep my mouth shut No I'm not..... he's gotta be a retard with that add

When I last went to the chemists to pick up my Viagra supply, I asked the girl behind the counter to cut them in quarters for me. She looked at me all stupid and said " they won't work like that" I said " yes they do, I dont want an erection, I just want to stop pissing on my slippers"

In Pharmacology, all drugs have two names, a trade name and generic name. Example, the trade name is Tylenol and it's generic name is Acetaminophen. Aleve is also called Naproxen. Amoxil is also call Amoxicillin and Advil is also called Ibuprofen. The FDA has been looking for a generic name for Viagra. After careful consideration by a team of government experts, it recently announced that it has settled on the generic name of Mycoxafloppin. Also considered were Mycoxafailin, Mydixadrupin, Mydixarizin, Dixafix, and of course, Ibepokin. Pfizer Corp. announced today that Viagra will soon be available in liquid form, and will be marketed by Pepsi Cola as a power beverage suitable for use as a mixer. It will now be possible for a man to literally pour himself a stiff one. Obviously we can no longer call this a soft drink, and it gives new meaning to the names of 'cocktails', 'highballs' and just a good old-fashioned 'stiff drink'. Pepsi will market the new concoction by the name of: MOUNT & DO (mountain dew) Thought for the day: There is more money being spent on breast implants and Viagra today than on Alzheimer's research. This means that by 2040, there should be a large elderly population with perky boobs and huge erections and absolutely no recollection of what to do with them.

I havent really made it seriously for sale, its here if someone wants it though The M44 conversion would take the same amount of work as a M42. The M44 is 1900cc as against the M42 1800cc

Or try one of these options

We have now fitted the uncracked dash I had here for it and another mint centre console. Its still for sale and goes on TARDME next week. I know the Kms are high, but this vehicle is mint and has been very well looked after by the previous owner ( a lady ) who had it for 17yrs. I'll post up the latest pictures over the weekend. I wont be selling it for less than $5,000 though. BTW: This would make a great project car. If you fitted an M44 engine in it and changed the diff ratio, it would be quicker than a 320 and possibly a 325.....just a suggestion. This vehicle has NO RUST

A LOVING HUSBAND A man breaks into a house to look for money and guns. Inside, he finds a young couple in bed. He orders the guy out of bed and ties him to a chair. While tying the homeowner's wife to the bed the convict gets on top of her, kisses her neck, then gets up and goes into the bathroom. While he's in there, the husband whispers over to his wife: 'Listen, this guy is an escaped convict. Look at his clothes! He's probably spent a lot of time in jail and hasn't seen a woman in years. I saw how he kissed your neck. If he wants sex, don't resist, don't complain..do whatever he tells you. Satisfy him no matter how much he nauseates you. This guy is obviously very dangerous. If he gets angry, he'll kill us both. Be strong, honey. I love you!' His wife responds: 'He wasn't kissing my neck. He was whispering in my ear.. He told me that he's gay, thinks you're cute, and asked if we had any Vaseline. I told him it was in the bathroom. Be strong honey. I Love you, too.'

That would give you a physical vibration and you would feel it. He only hears the vibration, which would probably be the exhaust from his explanation.

Have a great day Theola From Glenn & the Team

It could be a loose baffle in one of the mufflers or the exhaust bracket on the back of the gearbox

Just make sure all the old gasket is removed and both surfaces are clean and dry. Put the gasket on dry...no sealant required with a new gasket

The clutch master cylinder is faulty

Dealer only for that gasket

Have a great day From Glenn & the Team

Not off the internet. DVD writer to 500GB external hard drive

sh*t yes But please keep on topic....or I'll hang one on ya

As of today ...like 1 minute ago We had 3,168 members. Lets keep it up and stick to positivity. I'd like this thread to continue to 15 pages for support towards our friends, enthusiasm for BMW's and most of all comradery. We all all have alot to gain from the passion that we have here. Lets just keep it all NICE Edit: Spelling please

I might be sticking my neck out here...but here goes Recently we have had a few problems on our forum I'm a moderator on the forum in this section only.. and I want to stay here and support and help people Some of the behaviour and personal attacks have been avoidable and totally unnecessary and are also starting to get out of hand. The forum must have moderators to ensure stability with our online community. These moderators have to be equaly fair to other moderators and members alike... NO EXECPTIONS and likewise for members Questioning a moderator or admin on the forum is unexeptable... Do it by PM or contact the forum owners Personal attacks regarding a persons car, where they live, the job they do ..etc is totally unnaceptable If you have a gripe with someone...PM them. Sort it out amicabily If you dont like their car... keep your mouth shut. I dont like some models...others do. If you attack the type of car a person drives, they will take it as a personal attack. Keep your comments positive...negativaty just brings the forum down. If you dont like something just shut up.. if you like it, give a positive post. And for god sake, if someone asks for technical help, if you dont know, dont post. If a person has a E46 enquiry, why post my E30 does that, or my Toyota did that once ????. Its not relative I will always comment on safety or legal vehicle requirements. I will say " you'd be stupid to that" or "dont do that, its not legal".... not " you stupid f**ktard". You can be constructive without getting personal and most people will listen without taking it personal and causing a sh*t fight. There are alot of very knowledgable people on here willing to help with advise and technical knowledge. Enjoy the forum for this. Dont bring in negativity and amunition for a sh*t fight. I'm probably one of the oldest people on this forum. I enjoy it and I enjoy helping people. I really get pissed of with the shitfights... a little restraint before you hit the keyboard would be beneficial to everyone. Lets enjoy what we have here and remove any anomosity that might prevail. If opoligies are necessary anywhere, do it, and lets get on with enjoying our freindship with people and our enthusiasm for BMW's. I totally support all admins decissions on here whether some may like it or not. The admin and moderators here are here for our benefit. And their decissions are final. End of story. Lets get on with it and enjoy End of rant Regards to everyone *Glenn* PS excuse some of my spelling