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  1. You need check its not the pipes leaking first. There are "O" rings at the fire wall end and at the matrix fittings on the side of the airbox. If it is the matrix, the whole dash has to come out on an E36 Take out the grill in the engine bay, this is the air duct for the heater and you will see the pipe work there and remove the panel under the glove box and follow the pipe work and check for leaks. Pressure testing would also help.
  2. Just another one Gay Ray goes into the doctor's office and has some tests done. The doctor comes back and says, 'Ray, I'm not going to beat around the bush. You have AIDS.' Ray is devastated. 'Doc, what can I do?' ’Eat 1 curry sausage, 1 head of cabbage, 20 unpeeled carrots drenched in hot sauce, 10 Jalapeno peppers, 40 walnuts and 40 peanuts,1/2 box of All Bran, and top it off with a gallon of prune juice.' Ray asks bewildered, 'Will that cure me, Doc?' > > > > > > Doc says, 'No, but it should leave you with a better understanding of what your arse is for.......’
  3. Four friends, who hadn't seen each other in 30 years, reunited at a party After several drinks, one of the men had to use the rest room. Those who remained talked about their kids. The first guy said, 'My son is my pride and joy. He started working at a successful company at the bottom of the barrel. He studied Economics and Business Administration and soon began to climb the corporate ladder and now he's the president of the company. He became so rich that he gave his best friend a top of the line Mercedes for his birthday.' The second guy said, 'Darn, that's terrific! My son is also my pride and joy. He started working for a big airline, then went to flight school to become a pilot. Eventually he became a partner in the company, where he owns the majority of its assets He's so rich that he gave his best friend a brand new jet for his birthday.' The third man said: 'Well, that's terrific! My son studied in the best universities and became an engineer. Then he started his own construction company and is now a multimillionaire. He also gave away something very nice and expensive to his best friend for his birthday: A 30,000 square foot mansion.' The three friends congratulated each other just as the fourth returned from the restroom and asked: 'What are all the congratulations for?' One of the three said: 'We were talking about the pride we feel for the successes of our sons. ...What about your son?' The fourth man replied: 'My son is gay and makes a living dancing as a stripper at a nightclub.' The three friends said: 'What a shame... what a disappointment.' The fourth man replied: 'No, I'm not ashamed. He's my son and I love him. And he hasn't done too bad either. His birthday was two weeks ago, and he received a beautiful 30,000 square foot mansion, a brand new jet and a top of the line Mercedes from his three boyfriends.!!
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    E36 328i battery

    $250 including GST.. Bosch Din65MF 2 year warranty. These are calcium batteries
  5. Chassis # ??? Cheap ??? You'll need to replace the thermostat too and clear overheat fault codes... hope you havent triggered oil temp as well or it might be a bit of a snowball effect from here on in
  6. We replace at least one every second day... its not unusual Alot of the aftermarket ones fail...like some of the thermostats... we only use OEM now
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    E36 328i battery

    You might...but then it may not be the right one...your call Din55 or Din65 ??? We do the Bosch MF range with a 2 year warranty
  8. Thanks for that Grant Yes we spend alot of money with them too. They sell a mixture of OEM & Quality after market parts. Nick or Mel in spare parts are great people to deal with... Prices are always sharp as well
  9. All I can say is...each to their own I know theres probably not many cars in the BMW range that can put me to shame at the lights though
  10. Cambelt replacement is 60,000km for a M20 & 40,000km for a M40
  11. Dont drive it anymore. Get it towed to a repairer and have it checked. Might only be a thermostat or the water pump impellor may be broken.
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    Bmw e39 ABS

    BTW: If you dont want to listen to the fact it can be repaired....unless it has now been buggered by some idiot To buy a 2nd hand one you will need to provide the Manufacturer of the unit and the serial number The ABS control unit is the first link in the Canbus link and you cant miss match them. Did the dealer provide a print out of the fault codes for DME, EGS, ABS & Kombi ??? It may not even be the control unit that is causing the problem.. it may be the result of something else Thats were you get the information for diagnosis with a scan tool. Codes in these systems will need to be reset after the repairs are carried out as well.
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    Bmw e39 ABS

    That sillica jell is used for earthing or heat transferr on ignition modules & igniters. It is also used in alot of control units for the same reason. Or do you mean the black tar like material they use for supporting and insulating in some components ?? It does not make the ABS control unit unrepairable. Unless some idiot has had a go and cocked it up. I still think LOW is getting strung a load of bullshit. I'd love to check it for him
  14. More likely the rocker cover. You can try replacing the gasket, but you might find you have to replace the plastic rocker cover.... they warp... make sure you identify where the leak is first
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    Bmw e39 ABS

    Might be a sheila in the passengers seat with a tube of KY ???
  16. All this on a standard 316 ??? Get real No offence to the owner (who I now know) But really.. pick the right car to poor all the money into.. for the right type of result
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    Bmw e39 ABS

    BTW: I like Hansell's Jelly with a box of Lion Red
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    Bmw e39 ABS

    What a load of f**ken crap. Tell them they are are talking out of their arseholes Ooops... I might get banned Seriously though they are talking crap
  19. So far nothing is available except for a long block from EMD @ $ 6000 +GST + fitting + all the extras +GST And the cars only worth about $3,000.... why would you ???
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    Bmw e39 ABS

    Obviously not professionals.. 2nd hand could be faulty as well
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    Bmw e39 ABS

    Why ??? they can be repaired And who diagnosed it ??
  22. Yeah ...right... I'm just here for luv
  23. I had the opportunity to buy it a few weeks ago....which would have financially disadvantaged the owner... thats not me I would rather help someone realise the potential of the asset they have Thats why I started this thread to find out more about the car And its such a rare exsample with alot of value and must be looked after I'm more about people than $$$... thats just me
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