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that was a giggle

I don't think where we are today is all that bad. I don't understand the ranting from people that are dissatisfied with a service nobody else invested into or tried to offer. I'm sorry if i am blunt on the subject but I've heard the same rant time and time again.

What about the 26?

Another one from the UK complaining about NZ's telecommunications network? Used to work for Telecom too eh? https://telecom.co.nz/broadband/select/1,10...an&detail=8 Save yourself some money, change plans. You sir, fail. http://chorus.co.nz/enhancing-the-broadband-network

http://www.trademe.co.nz/Trade-Me-Motors/C...n-185108995.htm Only needs a few things. Cheap car for someone to look after. Km's are genuine: http://www.carjam.co.nz/car/?plate=cbe962&search=Check

aaaaaaaargh, not work safe

snopes strikes again

loose36 sounds right

aapt is part of Telecom

Holy sh*t i read the title and thought it was serious!! But f**k thats funny

For future reference: http://trademe-feedback-checker.cccp.co.nz/

Yeah, its incredibly satisfying

Still cant believe i was the only hellrot on that trip

Another The other day I was in the pub having a few quiet beers by myself. The door opened and in walked the most stunning woman I've ever laideyes on. 5'9' tall, stunning blue eyes, silky blonde hair, anhourglass figure barely covered by a tiny mini skirt, and a flimsy cotton top. I could see she was not wearing a bra and her incredibly firm breastswere on show. After watching her walk in I turned back to my beer. No sooner had I taken a sip, when I turn to see her pulling a barstool up close to me and sitting down. She said ' Hi ', I said ' Hi' in return.She asked how I was and took my hand and placed it on her perfectinner thigh, rubbing it up and down. 'So, does that make you feel good ?' she asked. 'Yes' I dumbly replied. 'I'll bet you feel good,' she continued. 'In fact, I'll bet you'veNever felt this good before.' 'Well, as a matter of fact I have,' I corrected her. 'You see, when I was 18, I was picked to play for the school 1st. XVin the Public School Rugby Finals in front of a crowd of about 3000 and I felt really good.' I immediately felt a bit pathetic saying that, and I thought she would get up and go but she took my hand off her thighand put it up the front of her top. Her nipple pushed into my palm as she massaged my hand into her pert,perfect breast. 'How do you feel now,' she purred. ' OK' I replied. Again, she said, 'I'll bet you do. In fact, I'll bet you've never felt THIS good before!' Unbelievably I heard myself saying 'Well, actually I have. In thatgame, we were down by five points with about 20 seconds left in the match.The opposition kicked the ball deep into our half of the field, where Icaught it. I ran up field, side-stepping past the first few defenders, palmed off a couple of would-be tacklers, burst through a few forwards,chipped over their fullback, re-gathered and scored a Try right underthe posts with about 2 or 3 seconds 'till full time. We were stillbehind by one point, but I had a simple kick at goal with which to win the match and........ '' Arrghhh....' she growled between clenched teeth, more than a bitmiffed she pulled my hand from under her top and thrust it down thefront of her skirt. My fingers immediately met what felt like a wispof soft cotton , and, my god, was she wet!!! 'Well tell me this, Smart Ass' She snapped, 'Have you ever felt such a c*nt?' ' You bet. I missed the kick.'

Yeah, only way is to force quit. Heres a funny to make up for the rick It was the mailman's last day on the job after 35 years of carrying the mail through all kinds of weather to the same neighbourhood. When he arrived at the first house on his route he was greeted by the whole family there, who congratulated him and sent him on his way with a big gift envelope. At the second house they presented him with a box of fine cigars. The folks at the third house handed him a selection of terrific fishing lures. At the fourth house he was met at the door by a strikingly beautiful woman in a revealing negligee. She took him by the hand, gently led him through the door, and led him up the stairs to the bedroom where she blew his mind with the most passionate love he had ever experienced. When he had had enough they went downstairs, where she fixed him a giant breakfast: eggs, potatoes, ham, sausage, blueberry waffles, and fresh-squeezed orange juice. When he was truly satisfied she poured him a cup of steaming coffee. As she was pouring, he noticed a dollar bill sticking out from under the cup's bottom edge. "All this was just too wonderful for words," he said, "but what's the dollar for?" "Well," she said, "last night, I told my husband that today would be your last day, and that we should do something special for you. I asked him what to give you." He said, "f**k him, give him a dollar." The lady then said, "The breakfast was my idea."

iWin

speaking of rolling http://1227.com

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or have sex? or sit in a car? or do anything? at all?? except eat and sleep and watch TV?

Red is the best colour. And we all know why

If you have very very deep pockets you can do anything. Supercharge her while you're at it too

WOW!! My 328i: New Price $104,900

I love it! Exactly the same things i want on mine. Am on the fence still about the roof spoiler though. So far i have the angels + euro plates, so a little bit to go.

Everybody seen this before too? STi ATV