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  1. Who is this Mike guy? I think With a nice set of rims, and rip off the stickers it would look ok. Needs a rotary with camo imo. That digi camo car is hawt, just makes me think mad mike though. Needs a sideways pic with smoke pouring from the rears
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    livis 32Oi

    Chuck a red pearl through iThink. Perfect
  3. Youre not the only one, but each to their own. Sex on CH's. CBF linking photos right now http://www.maxbimmer.com/forums/showthread.php?t=109042
  4. Yeah thats what the wof dude said.. But I wasnt sure. Sweet, good to know
  5. Speaking of BBS The much wanted CH on a 460 Cobra - 19 x 10 and 19 x 8.5.. NOm http://www.trademe.co.nz/Trade-Me-Motors/C...n-210134438.htm found this searching for decent pics of Drift teks.. Holy f**k
  6. Always had a soft spot for Work Meister s1's OMG longchamps on an 86! HAWT
  7. Ahh the dodgy bulb days. Wired my ABS light to my engine light in my GTZ once to pass WOF's. I had completely removed ABS, but hadn't certed it
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    Lol email from my Pa

    Well if all this is true, badass. I smoked a car higher spec'd than mine
  9. And money, you'll need lots of money.. Oh and patience!! And beer. Lots of beer
  10. Sure did, until I let the oil run dry and she blew up on the way to work :'(
  11. Do it. I put one in a Hyundai Stellar prima
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    Lol email from my Pa

    What are the right details then? I cant find em :s
  13. Odd.. Mines: * VIN: Find out by purchasing the report Last 2 wofs ive used "Chassis: WBABG220X0ET20584" in place of my Vin. Maybe i should print out my report.. hmm
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    Lol email from my Pa

    Yeah This guy had his hood up and everything, and when he was rolling beside me I could hear good old Notorious "And party and bullshit and party and bullshit" coming from his car. I just send myself a text of the plate and search it when i get home through good ol carjam and Google
  15. Haha, f**k I'm a tard. Carry on
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    Lol email from my Pa

    And on the topic of lol, a silly Subaru driver thought his 1999 GT legacy wagon could be faster than my 328i and attempted to drag me off on my drive back from down the line. Needless to say he lost. 1999 Subaru Legacy GT wagon * 2,458 cc 2.5 liters 4 horizontal front longitudinal engine with 99.5 mm bore, 79 mm stroke, 9.7 compression ratio, light alloy block, light alloy head, double overhead cam and four valves per cylinder * Power: 123 kW , 165 HP @ 5,600 rpm; 162 ft lb , 225 Nm @ 4,000 rpm * curb weight (kg) 1,474 1995 BMW 328i * 2,793 cc 2.8 liters 6 in-line front longitudinal engine with 84 mm bore, 84 mm stroke, 10.2 compression ratio, cast iron block, light alloy head, double overhead cam, variable valve timing/camshaft and four valves per cylinder * Power: 142 kW , 190 HP @ 5,300 rpm; 206 ft lb , 279 Nm @ 3,950 rpm * Weights: curb weight (kg) 1,425 Even on paper he didn't stand a chance. I don't know if its just me (I think it is), but whenever someone tries dragging me off or giving me a little race I get their plate and check the specs of their car, just so I know how mine really rates in the real world.
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    Lol email from my Pa

    And another BMW means "Brings Me Women!" BMW drivers have more sex than owners of any other cars and are much more active than Porsche drivers. The German magazine "Men's Car" found in a survey of 2,253 motorists aged 20 to 50 published in its inaugural May issue that male BMW drivers say they have sex on average 2.2 times each week while Porsche drivers have sex 1.4 times per week. Following BMW drivers were Audi (2.1), Volkswagen (1.9), Ford (1.7) and Mercedes (1.6). Drivers of foreign car makes were also behind BMW with Italian cars (2.0), French (1.9), Japanese (1.8), Swedish (1.6) and Korean cars (1.5) trailing after. Among women, French car drivers were top with 2.1 times per week followed by Audi (2.0), Italian (2.0), and BMW (1.9) with Porsche again at the bottom of the scale at 1.2 times per week.
  18. A Day In The Life Of A BMW Driver The other day I was cruising along as usual coming onto one of my interstates, which was very busy with inferior cars. First off, I couldn’t believe that the volume of traffic DIDN’T slow down for me AT ALL as I came off the exit ramp! I had to squeeze into a barely big enough gap between two cars in order to get onto my motorway! The driver of the car behind me did realise his mistake though and honked an apology to me with a long blast of his horn. Unbelievably, I had to do the same again before I could get to the BMW lane. Anyway, once I was in the BMW lane and posing along at 110 mph enjoying the adulation that the inferior car drivers were giving me, I noticed an inferior car ahead of me which was not only in the BMW lane of my motorway, but was driving at a ridiculous 70 mph! Naturally, I got within a foot or so of his rear bumper and flashed my headlights to remind him he shouldn’t be in the BMW lane of my motorway and to get out of my way. Of course, once he realised it was a BMW behind him, he did just that, but I could hardly believe it when he pulled straight back out behind me! He also tried to keep up with me and when he realised I would out-run him, he put on some blue lights in his front grill and urged me to get onto the hard shoulder so that he could congratulate me on my excellent car. Needless to say, I was eager to oblige and when we had stopped, the man gave me a piece of paper confirming what I already knew - that my car goes fast! Apparently he wants everyone to know what a superior car I have, so I had to take my drivers licence to a police station to be sent away to have some points put on! (They’re not free points either - they’re £20 each and I was only allowed 3.) But the man at the police station said that because I drive a BMW, it won’t be much longer before I earn the full 12 points, and then I won’t even NEED a driving licence, so they will take it off me! See, now THAT’S the sort of respect you get when you own and drive a BMW! According to a new German car magazine survey, BMW drivers have all the luck.
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    CTRL-V

    f**king Americans
  20. pjay

    Sunday ROFL

    Damn. Frame that yo! Show it to the grandkids
  21. Decent. All it needs is some phat black rims with a silver lip yo! When you 18 boy? Ive been popping down hamilton a bit and might be time to go to the pub ay. Meet some fellow BS members.
  22. But Id still rather have a $300K car than a huge cock thanks
  23. What is the difference between REAL horsepower and DYNO horsepower pray tell? Ive tried googling and I cannot find the difference Im afraid.. Even Wikipedia has no information regarding real and dyno horsepower differences..
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