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E36 M

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  1. Still, no need to write what you wrote previously, if you want to have some fun, do it on facebook, we dont want to see your bickering beef.
  2. ^^^WOAH, that was not nessacery. This is a forum, all personal things against other people, keep to yourself, we don't want to see your crap on here thank you. EDIT: He edited the rubbish he posted after i wrote that message
  3. Yeah i will. Station wagon not the 8 series though...
  4. Lol, should of just said Whos keen to go, now you have confused everyone
  5. I have heard of a song called Riding On Dubs by Master P and has big ugly 24 inch chromies in the video clip.. but i could be down, more deatils..
  6. Dubs as in big chromies? Or..... noob question haha
  7. Nice! Good colour to keep clean too E39s are starting to take over the e30s, need some more e46s on here!
  8. 1. Two blondes walk into a building .........you'd think at least one of them would have seen it. 2. Phone answering machine message - '...If you want to buy marijuana, press the hash key...' 3. A guy walks into the psychiatrist wearing only Clingfilm for shorts. The shrink says, 'Well, I can clearly see you're nuts.' 4. I went to buy some camouflage trousers the other day - but I couldn't find any. 5. My friend drowned in a bowl of muesli. A strong currant pulled him in. 6. A man came round in hospital after a serious accident.. He shouted, 'Doctor, doctor, I can't feel my legs!' The doctor replied, 'I know you can't, I've cut your arms off'. 7. I went to a seafood disco last week and pulled a muscle. 8. Two Eskimos sitting in a kayak were chilly.. They lit a fire in the craft, it sank, proving once and for all that you can't have your kayak and heat it. 9. Our ice cream man was found lying on the floor of his van covered with hundreds and thousands. Police say that he topped himself. 10. Man goes to the doctor, with a strawberry growing out of his head. Doc says 'I'll give you some cream to put on it.' 11. 'Doc I can't stop singing 'The Green, Green Grass of Home' 'That sounds like Tom Jones syndrome. ' 'Is it common?' 'It's not unusual.' 12. A man takes his Rottweiler to the vet. 'My dog is cross-eyed, is there anything you can do for him?' 'Well,' said the vet, 'let's have a look at him' So he picks the dog up and examines his eyes, then he checks his teeth. Finally, he says, 'I'm going to have to put him down.' 'What? Because he's cross-eyed?' 'No, because he's really heavy' 13. Guy goes into the doctor's. 'Doc, I've got a cricket ball stuck up my bottom.' 'How's that?' 'Don't you start.' 14. What do you call a fish with no eyes? A fsh. 15. So I was getting into my car, and this bloke says to me 'Can you give me a lift?' I said 'Sure, you look great, the world's your oyster, go for it..' 16. Apparently, 1 in 5 people in the world are Chinese. There are 5 people in my family, so it must be one of them. It's either my mum or my Dad, or my older brother Colin, or my younger brother Ho-Cha-Chu. But I think it's Colin. 17. Two fat blokes in a pub, one says to the other 'Your round.' The other one says 'So are you, you fat bastard!' 18. Police arrested two kids yesterday, one was drinking battery acid, and the other was eating fireworks. They charged one and let the other one off. 19. 'You know, somebody actually complimented me on my driving today. They left a little note on the windscreen. It said, 'Parking Fine.' So that was nice.' 20. A man walked into the doctor's, he said, 'I've hurt my arm in several places' The doctor said, 'Well don't go there any more' 21. Ireland 's worst air disaster occurred early this morning when a small two-seater Cessna plane crashed into a cemetery. Irish search and rescue workers have recovered 2826 bodies so far and expect that number to climb as digging continues into the night.
  9. E36 M

    e36 Front Lip

    They aint that expensive to buy, and it requires, if i can remember correctly, like 10-12 screws that clip on underneath the car
  10. Already done i got that email three times, twice too many, so it has been registered...
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    COD MW3

    Give it a couple of weeks before the PC version of both games are hacked up and unplayable without being infected by hackers...
  12. E36 M

    Horror in Iran

    And maybe there wouldnt be a war.....
  13. E36 M

    COD MW3

    Yeah, i could play MW2 for hours. i guess i just have to get used to MW3 to start getting addicted... I am addicted at the mo, but i think its because its pretty much updated version of MW2 so maybe the novelty will wear off. Hope not... I love how you have attack and defense killstreaks and how you can have different ones for every gun. So you don't even need to be good at it and still get cool killstreaks. Love the sniping on it
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    COD MW3

    Really? Yeah i know of a few people who HATE MW3 and reckon BF3 is ten times better... but i dont know, completely different games. I was not a fan at all of Black ops so was real pleased with MW3, with the minor things that have come out, its alot better!
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    COD MW3

    Anyone here got it? Or played it? Thoughts? If you play online on PS3, add me and we can get down to business ID: EUROLLN
  16. Sounds good, but pictures are a must!!
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    Iphone 4gs

    Oh i get what you are saying, but there have been phones out for some time now, that can do all that already for half the price. It just has extra features like angry birds.
  18. E36 M

    Iphone 4gs

    It's just a phone? No big deal? So what if you have one, big whoop, congrats for being able to afford it/waste a crap load of money on a phone (my opinion).
  19. E36 M

    Iphone 4gs

    No bluetooth, can't record a file to have as a ringtone or message tone.. I think iPhone's next step will be to release the iphone 4SGT-S model that allows to bluetooth, then the iphone 4sGT-R version that will allow to bluetooth and record messages as a ringtone.... (sarcasm) but my point being.. It hasnt really stepped up from the iphone 4 has it? apart from a few more gadgets here and there... They are coning people left right and centre who pay big bucks for a iphone 4, then several months later fork out more for an iphone 4s because it has a few extra things, mainly though because its the latest and everyone wants it... When is the 5 coming out? And what would that feature? And then when would the updated iPhone 5 come out?
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    Iphone 4gs

    iPhone's are missing so much though, you cant bluetooth stuff to another phone, you can't record something and have it as a ringtone... My $500 phone does all that for half the price. I think i will be one of the only people left who doesn't own an iphone or android. I just refuse to pay insane amounts of money for something i will never get full use out of.
  21. BUMP... Free shipping within New Zealand
  22. I'm suprised he didn't write Happy Birthday for himself like he normally does with everyone else Happy Birthday mate. Have a good one
  23. Selling a set of e46 msport springs out of my old sedan and current wagon. Drops the height from memory, 20-30mm from standard height. Anyone interested? $50? Am negotiable..
  24. E36 M

    Skydiving

    Oh really? So you need training and all that before hand?
  25. STANDARDS!?!?!?! How dare you! Ew your on Xbox anyway
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