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Car Hoes.

I hate sitting at traffic lights/intersections, with girl mates in the car, 7 times out of 10 some losers in a sack of sh*t will try to ask for a number or say some smart remark, pulled up beside us. We usually wind up the windows. Or look away.

I have a red high heel that smelt like cinnamon. I don't even notice it being there. Just like zits on peoples faces.

Tacky much?

Agreed!Only cars which catch my attention now are BMW's. Such a fan.

She has a nice ass - that is the 5norty!! The beast looks mint in that piccie, glad to see the mrs getting excited. Taught her the a-z of bmws yet?

Haha. You boys will sh*t your dacks when you find out. Penry, I'm deeply sorry, the only difference between a flat white, latte and cappuccino is froth and how the milk is textured! edit. I googled how to spell cappuccino.

The 243rd for the day.

No sh*t sherlock. And a flat white is less froth.

Don't you hate when people question your knowledge when it has to do with your job, especially when you know you are right and they are dead wrong. I won't serve customers, at the cafe I'm working at. My head just about blows to pieces everyday, with anger and frustration. If you ask for a Latte with no froth, it's a effin Flat White. It tastes exactly the effin same. I can't wait to work with cars. Only person I can get angry with is myself.

I highly dislike having cars or seeing cars for sale, and people try telling you how much, in their opinion, they think it's worth. "I think it's only worth blahblah because of this and that and this...". "How about you f**k off, stop wasting my time, and be a tite ass somewhere else."

I hope you can track them down! Well both, the low lifes and the goodies stolen. It's not fun finding someone has ruined/stolen something of yours. Can't claim any type of insurance?

Well well Luke, this been on the down low for a while? I hope you're certain! And are 100% sure mr!

I think I need a ciggerette after reading this. Listen to Bravo. Honestly. Please.

Oh yuss!!!! I found one! Can you guys view this? http://www.facebook.com/home.php#/photo.ph...4622&ref=nf

Okay sorry Guys.I love you Shady.

*Knocks head*. Anything in there?? The story of most of the members on here. Duh!

A guy I know from The Mount is the ultimate tool. Alright where do I start. Just after I bought my old e36, he really wanted one, so he went and bought a standard one. Cut his springs and decided he was gonna buy 19" chrome Vault Annihilator's on it. He sold that to a poor girl in Hamilton. Next on the list was his Mercedes-Benz c220. He got a $14,000 loan for it. Bought it with 227,000ish kms on clock, had a crap airbag set up. Had 20" chromes. Which again were ugly. He used to drive up and down the Marine Parade hittin' his switches. He also bought the plate RM4UHO from nzplates. Soon enough he stuffed his gearbox because he was trying to drive it like a manual. He drove through a roundabout, hit his swtich, was staring at some statties to see their reactions and drove into a curb, cracked his rim. Then he stuffed his bags, from pancaking them, up and down, up and down times a million. He sold it, it only had 2 of the 6 cylinders working, and it was an absolute sack of sh*t. He swapped it for a Toyota Altezza, after one week of owning it, he was trying to do heli's in a cul-de-sac in the industrial area, smashed it into a building (yes actually) and smashed his whole left front hand side body, he paid out 2k to get it fixed, sold it on. Has just recently bought an Evolution 4. I begged him like crazy not to when I heard, he proceeded. It stuffed out after 2 weeks of owning it. His mum bought him an Evolution 5 motor for it, and paid for it to be put in. So, he has told me his cars owe him about 25-30k. This is in 2 years. Biggest tool. Ever. We call him T-Rex, because he walks like one, he looks like a booger mixed with a smurf. I pity him.

I would love to see this!!!!Good on you Glenn!

He's gonna pimp them when he's older. Funniest clip I've seen for so long! Kudos for him!

http://www.facebook.com/video/video.php?v=...2868&ref=nf Look at that ass slapping!

Ahhhhhhhhahahahhahahahahhahahha!

I actually dare someone to turn up to a big Bimmersport meet with neons. Luckily they aren't very common anymore, the trend finally died. And I have been lucky enough to never see them on a BMW. Don't you think the neons which change through all the rainbow colours are super snazzy!

Exactly. If it's a show car, why the f**k do you need 330kw?So you can start it up and revv the sh out of it? Cool oi. It's just so pointless. Why have 330kw in a car which has body mods that clash with it? It's bagged. It's a god damn Honda. The end.

Lol. Wise guy. *High Five.