Napier_E36

that is awsome - i like these a lot - ever since seeing that one at the driver training day...

ssssssshhhhhhh tim - theres young people in here - dont be talking like that!!!

uh guys - that IS shelleys kit.... remember we had a discussion about this in the last thread about the metec 2 kit fitting a 4 door....

Ollie - you seem to have forgotten that Killa B drives an E36 - the old "hit it" engineering doesnt usually work with the 36s - personal experience!

youve got that right - the m5 wheels that came out on the E39s (kick me if im wrong) are dead sexy!!! (mind you, im bound to say that!!!)

far out - that looks like it has to suck!! one of yours homy? FARK!!!

id hit that - but put the engine into somthing cool, and up the boost till i got boost for africa and go hard until it blows up - then probably sell it as parts or rebuild and use it as a drifter - that front mount looks pretty bad too!

yeah but he can always find new ways to shock people eh!!! (that bloody plastic sheep!!!)

when i was looking at importing a zeemax bodykit, the kit went for 1500 pounds, and it was 800 pounds to get it into new zealand then at least another 500 - 1000 for fitting and painting - thats about 5 g nz.... f**k that for now!!!

yeah that VW is pretty funny - and hey - weve all made mistakes (the trying foot to the gas idea) Back to the VW guy - that add is wrong - it should be a chick who gets out - i work with a woman who was adament a beetle was front engined, we were arguing about it in the carpark - so i went to the "boot" and lifted it - low and behold, an engine! crazy sh*t!

what if you lost your key - someone with the right access, could read the info, get the chasis number and then trace where to get the vehicle - hey hes got the key! that seems to be like writing your rego or name and address on a tag on your keyring that has your house/car keys on em.... :thumb:

Office Dares - Don't Be Chicken! ONE-POINT DARES 1. Run one lap around the office at top speed 2. Groan out loud in the toilet cubicle (at least one other'non-player' must be in the toilet at the time). 3. Ignore the first five people who say 'good morning' to you. 4. Phone someone in the office you barely know, leave your name and say, "Just called to say I can't talk right now. Bye." 5. To signal the end of a conversation, clamp your hands over your head. 6. When someone hands you a piece of paper, finger it, and whisper huskily, "Mmmmmmm, that feels soooooo good!" 7. Leave your zipper open for one hour. If anyone points it out, say, "Sorry, I really prefer it this way". 8. Walk sideways to the photocopier. 9. While riding in a lift, gasp dramatically every time the doors open. THREE-POINTS DARES 1. Say to your boss, "I like your style" and shoot him with double-barreled fingers. 2. Babble incoherently at a fellow employee then ask, "Did you get all that, I don't want to have to repeat it". 3. Page yourself over the intercom (do not disguise your voice). 4. Kneel in front of the water cooler and drink directly from the nozzle (there must be a 'non-player' within sight). 5. Shout random numbers while someone is counting. FIVE POINT DARES 1. At the end of a meeting, suggest that, for once, it would be nice to conclude with the singing of the national anthem (extra points if you actually launch into it yourself). 2. Walk into a very busy person's office and while they watch you with growing irritation, turn the light switchon/off 10 times. 3. For an hour, refer to everyone you speak to as "Bob". 4. Announce to everyone in a meeting that you "really have to go do a number two". 5. After every sentence, say 'mon' in a really bad Jamaican accent.As in "the report's on your desk, mon". Keep this up for one hour. 6. While an office mate is out, move their chair into the lift. 7. In a meeting or crowded situation, slap your forehead repeatedly and mutter, "Shut up, damn it, all of you just shut up!" 8. At lunchtime, get down on your knees and announce, "As God is my witness, I'll never go hungry again." 9. In a colleague's diary, write in 10am: "See how I look in tights". 10. Carry your keyboard over to your colleague and ask "You wanna trade?" 11. Repeat the following conversation 10 times to the same person: "Do you hear that?" "What?" "Never mind, it's gone now". 12. Come to work in army fatigues and when asked why, say,"I can't talk about it". 13. Posing as a maitre d', call a colleague and tell him he's won a lunch for four at a local restaurant. Let him go. 14. Speak with an accent (French, German, Porky Pig, etc) during a very important conference call. 15. Find the vacuum and start vacuuming around your desk. 16. Hang a two-foot long piece of toilet roll from the back of your pants and act genuinely surprised when someone points it out. 17. Present meeting attendees with a cup of coffee and biscuit, smash each biscuit with your fist. 18. During the course of a meeting, slowly edge your chair towards the door. 19. Arrange toy figures on the table to represent each meeting attendee, move them according to the movements of their real-life counterparts. And if that wasn't enough for you here are some examples of insane acts you can use anywhere... 1. At lunchtime, sit in your parked car with sunglasses on and point a hairdryer at passing cars. See if they slow down. 2. Tell your children over dinner. "Due to the economy, we are going to have to let one of you go." 3. Every time someone asks you to do something, ask if they want fries with that. 4. Put your rubbish bin on your desk and label it "IN." 5. Put decaf in the coffee maker for 3 weeks. Once everyone has gotten over his or her caffeine addictions, switch to espresso. 6. In the subject field for all your e-mails, write " FOR SEXUAL FAVOURS". 7. Finish all your sentences with "In accordance with the prophecy." 8. Don't use any punctuation 9. As often as possible, skip rather than walk. 10. Ask people what sex they are. Laugh hysterically after they answer. 11. Specify that your drive-through order is "to go." 12. Sing along at the opera. 13. Go to a poetry recital and ask why the poems don't rhyme. 14. Put mosquito netting around your work area. Play a tape of jungle sounds all day. 15. Five days in advance, tell your friends you can't attend their party because you're not in the mood. 16. Have your co-workers address you by your wrestling name, Rock Hard. 17. When the money comes out of the ATM, scream "I Won! I Won! 3rd time this week!!!" 18. When leaving the zoo, start running towards the parking lot yelling, "Run for your lives, they're loose!" :pimp: :mosh:

cruise along the road and jam your brakes on - if you lock up you obviously have no abs - if not then you either have sh*t brakes or you have abs... im sure theres a better way, but this way seems most fun! :mosh:

im quite sure it was an e36. that white one a? im sure it was en e36 - i was wanting to tax the spotlights!! :jap:

if nto, why not??

:mosh: shotgun throwing eggs and stuff!!! FRONT ROW!!!! (just gimme an umbrella so that when pricks are too cabbage to throw far enough, im not going to get covered in eggs and stuff!!! :mosh:

SNAP!!!! sam - that bullet.... hmmmm..... thats a pipe..... correct???? i got a "maglite" on my keyring..... hahaha goodshit - never know when you might need it a?

so true so true!

haha sooo true - a chick mate of mine fell asleep on the way to waipukarau one day - she has never fallen asleep in any other car that ive seen! haha funny sh*t!

the idea of abs is so that you can brake hard whilst turning a corner - i can stop quicker without using abs than i can with it - but i still like having it there for if i get into a situation....

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he did say they needed recovering... :finger:

yeah fully - i want one - and this one is pretty mean - does anyone have a diff lying round? im going to wave 1200 cash in his face and see what he says.... should be interesting! Oh yeah, its a 87 or 88 e30 320 manual..... got 17inch momo arrows on it - so its worth it just for the wheels!

just a quick question, what sort of money is an e30 diff? ive found an e30 320 manual with a blown diff - can get it for f**k all, and its lowered, got mags and that sort of thing. Does someone have an e30 diff i can get? (if i buy it) cheers

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