huff3r 347 Report post Posted March 6, 2009 I thought the forum rules said "Pic or ban"? Or is it Pic then ban? lol Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Apex 693 Report post Posted March 6, 2009 I think we all dare you Glenn. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
*Glenn* 854 Report post Posted March 6, 2009 I'll post the photo... only if Lance explains how I manhandled his shaft & greased it Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
melowpuf 19 Report post Posted March 6, 2009 BTW: Lance... how's your arse ??pretty dang sore it is, it took a hell of a pounding, even my thighs are burning after that ride but well worth the pain. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
*Glenn* 854 Report post Posted March 6, 2009 Ha ha... I'm looking at the bottom of this thread.. so many of you guys waiting for the photo ..lol Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
*Glenn* 854 Report post Posted March 6, 2009 (edited) Is it well polished ???... its getting "3 pedals" as well as an LSD Edited March 6, 2009 by *Glenn* Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
huff3r 347 Report post Posted March 6, 2009 Is it well polished ???... its getting "3 pedals" as well as an LSD OMG that photo is sick, how could you post something like that on an internet forum! This isn't singles.net! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
melowpuf 19 Report post Posted March 6, 2009 I'll post the photo... only if Lance explains how I manhandled his shaft & greased it Well, after exposing my shaft and having a wee go myself, I couldn't quite get a good enough grip, So I tried a bit of mechanical stimulation, it worked but didn't quite have enough control over the stroking. Uncle Glenn then dived straight in gripping it with one hand at first trying to get the stroke right, couldn't quite manage it with one hand so he grabbed it tightly with both hands, he was wrestling with my shaft and almost had the stroke right, then his hands started getting a bit messy, He then grabbed a rag and gripped my shaft tightly once more and got the stroke just right, I grabbed for my nipple and gave it a quick squeeze and I started pumping. I didn't want to pump too hard in case I made too much of a mess all over the place. I then covered everything back up and Uncle Glenn went and lit his cigarette and we continued talking cars. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
joshnz 2 Report post Posted March 6, 2009 (edited) Honestly, what the hell is she wearing? Edit: [notgay] Glenn I like your knob! Edited March 6, 2009 by BEEMIR Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Simon* Report post Posted March 6, 2009 Honestly, what the hell is she wearing? +1 on the faux-leopard print! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
*Glenn* 854 Report post Posted March 6, 2009 Well, after exposing my shaft and having a wee go myself, I couldn't quite get a good enough grip, So I tried a bit of mechanical stimulation, it worked but didn't quite have enough control over the stroking. Uncle Glenn then dived straight in gripping it with one hand at first trying to get the stroke right, couldn't quite manage it with one hand so he grabbed it tightly with both hands, he was wrestling with my shaft and almost had the stroke right, then his hands started getting a bit messy, He then grabbed a rag and gripped my shaft tightly once more and got the stroke just right, I grabbed for my nipple and gave it a quick squeeze and I started pumping. I didn't want to pump too hard in case I made too much of a mess all over the place. I then covered everything back up and Uncle Glenn went and lit his cigarette and we continued talking cars. Classic... but very true... half these people wouldnt even know what we are talking about.... DARLING Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
*Glenn* 854 Report post Posted March 6, 2009 +1 on the faux-leopard print! Christ... thats my dress... I lent it to her cause she was wearing jeans.. didnt go with me knob Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
M325is 0 Report post Posted March 6, 2009 WTF... how much Lion Red have you had Glenn? Looks like a lady 45yr/old+. So definitely not me. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Silver Fox 43 Report post Posted March 6, 2009 C'mon Shelley, he's an old man, let him dream. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
_BRS_ 209 Report post Posted March 6, 2009 WTF... how much Lion Red have you had Glenn? Looks like a lady 45yr/old+. So definitely not me.ouch, shes only 17so what was wrong with her car? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
*Glenn* 854 Report post Posted March 6, 2009 ouch, shes only 17 so what was wrong with her car? Ouch !!! +1 Crankshaft position sensor Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
M325is 0 Report post Posted March 6, 2009 All I can say is Moisturize, Moisturize, Moisturize!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
crazyarab 6 Report post Posted March 6, 2009 All I can say is Moisturize, Moisturize, Moisturize!! OOoh shiiiiat, you did not just go there... *awaits leopard lady response* Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
laadeelaa 0 Report post Posted March 7, 2009 It's a hot dress! Did anyone notice my gorgeous watch? Yeah thanks Glenn, I had lotsa fun with you, it did feel real hard, of course it would be with me around. I was considering polishing your nob with my silky leopard print dress, but it might have got a little teeny weeny bit dirty and sticky. Pity my nails weren't manicured in the picture. Those hands are now Glenn-Christened. Mwah. xx. Don't tell your wife. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
*Glenn* 854 Report post Posted March 7, 2009 Haha... I dont keep secrets... she knows Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lucan 196 Report post Posted March 8, 2009 ouch!! burn notice on the 45yr old comment Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
M325is 0 Report post Posted March 9, 2009 I guess I was a bit off then huh? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
*Glenn* 854 Report post Posted March 9, 2009 I guess I was a bit off then huh? Only 28 yrs Shelley Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
320guy 0 Report post Posted March 9, 2009 I think I threw up in my mouth a little. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
M325is 0 Report post Posted March 10, 2009 hahahahaha Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
