*Glenn* 854 Report post Posted August 30, 2009 (edited) Subject: FW: You should never Flirt - Read to the end! Why we should not flirt!!!!!!! A couple were invited to a swanky family masked fancy dress Halloween party. The wife got a terrible headache and told her husband to go to the party alone. He, being a devoted husband, protested, but she argued and said she was going to take some aspirin and go to bed and there was no need for his good time to be spoiled by not going. So he took his costume and away he went.. The wife, after sleeping soundly for about an hour, woke without pain and as it was still early, decided to go to the party. As her husband didn't know what her costume was, she thought she would have some fun by watching her husband to see how he acted when she was not with him. So she joined the party and soon spotted her husband in his costume, cavorting around on the dance floor, dancing with every nice 'chick' he could and copping a little feel here and a little kiss there. His wife went up to him and being a rather seductive babe herself, he left his new partner high and dry and devoted his time to her. She let him go as far as he wished, naturally, since he was her husband. After more drinks he finally whispered a little proposition in her ear and she agreed, so off they went to one of the cars and had passionate intercourse in the back seat. Just before unmasking at midnight , she slipped away and went home and put the costume away and was sitting up reading when he came in, so she asked what kind of time he had. 'Oh, the same old thing. You know I never have a good time when you're not there.' Then she asked, 'Did you dance much?' He replied, 'I'll tell you, I never even danced one dance. When I got there, I met Pete, Bill Brown and some other guys, so we went into the spare room and played poker all evening.' 'You must have looked really silly wearing that costume playing poker all night!' she said with unashamed sarcasm. To which the husband replied, 'Actually, I gave my costume to my Dad ..... apparently he had the time of his life. Edited August 30, 2009 by *Glenn* Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Braeden320 0 Report post Posted August 30, 2009 Hahaha..Love it!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
E30BMA 0 Report post Posted August 30, 2009 Awesome Glenn, I needed that this morning, Cheers Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
greenday-rulz21 6 Report post Posted August 30, 2009 Hahaha! Nice one! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Apex 693 Report post Posted August 30, 2009 Good one, first laugh of the week. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
antil33t 90 Report post Posted August 30, 2009 Hahaha, Brilliant! Beats this shitty electronics lecture. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
drifty325i 0 Report post Posted August 30, 2009 Haha nice one mte Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Boost Junky 1 Report post Posted August 30, 2009 Hahaha nice one Glenn! That is rather clever what a good laugh! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
laadeelaa 0 Report post Posted August 30, 2009 So wait? The daughter got with his dad? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Kaz 64 Report post Posted August 30, 2009 So wait? The daughter got with his dad? The wife got with his husbands father. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
laadeelaa 0 Report post Posted August 30, 2009 The wife got with his husbands father....EEEWWWW!Reminds me of the 20/20 special the other week ago. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Shady 0 Report post Posted August 30, 2009 Oh, sux to be her! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Nobimmer 694 Report post Posted August 30, 2009 So wait? The daughter got with his dad? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
HaNs 226 Report post Posted August 31, 2009 So wait? The daughter got with his dad? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
pjay 8 Report post Posted August 31, 2009 Hans ftw Decent lol Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
my_e36 43 Report post Posted August 31, 2009 father fu*ker... lol... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RyanG 0 Report post Posted August 31, 2009 Hey ive got an idea, instead of a new "funny" threads, why dont we just have one thread for funny stuff. It will stop cluttering up the forums with sh*t... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
*Glenn* 854 Report post Posted August 31, 2009 Hey ive got an idea, instead of a new "funny" threads, why dont we just have one thread for funny stuff. It will stop cluttering up the forums with sh*t... Thats what the "off topic" is here for Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
bravo 35 Report post Posted August 31, 2009 Yeah new threads is better. That way you can tell whether it's a fresh funny, or whether someone is just adding their 2c or "haha funny bro" comment to the end. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Simon* Report post Posted August 31, 2009 Haha funny bro Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
