tibbs.james 1 Report post Posted September 8, 2009 This post is of no relevence what so ever But it had to be posted !! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sp8s 1 Report post Posted September 8, 2009 Hahaha ^^^^^^ Gotta do that with the Kitty Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SIR E30 68 Report post Posted September 8, 2009 (edited) That honda up there looks like its about to have the biggest sneeze of its life!! ahh ahh ahhh ahhhh VRROOOOOMMMMMNNNMNMNNN edit: brb, going to garage to paint calipers green Edited September 8, 2009 by SIR E30 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ashy_aye 3 Report post Posted September 8, 2009 a white e34 with Chopped springs ONLY on the left hand side! ! ! cruzing mission bay on sunday. talked to the knob recons it looks like he's got bag's! ! geez was tempted to call *555 and get him pink stickerd asap. if i see it out this weekend i'l try and get a pic of it to post up. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Simon* Report post Posted September 8, 2009 edit: brb, going to garage to paint calipers green To match kidney surrounds Riceboy??? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
_BRS_ 209 Report post Posted September 8, 2009 To match kidney surrounds Riceboy??? haha they arent THAT bad, i rocked them for a day when i was up! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Simon* Report post Posted September 8, 2009 Is that what this is all about Blair?????? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
pjay 8 Report post Posted September 8, 2009 Playboy set covers. Red calipers are ok, if they're colour coded to your car. AKA MINE SOON Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kingkarl 136 Report post Posted September 8, 2009 1,000,000 e-respect points to anyone who photoshops Jason's touring's stock brake callipers red. And then photoshops in some huge brakes also with red callipers (in a new picture obviously). P.S. The new bimmersport hierarchy sounds good to me, haha Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SIR E30 68 Report post Posted September 8, 2009 To match kidney surrounds Riceboy??? I wasnt brave enough to put them on my car, but dont worry they are dead now!Also simon, well done on your memory! I wouldnt expect anyone to remember that. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
pjay 8 Report post Posted September 8, 2009 Fluro rims aren't rice Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
e30plz 1 Report post Posted September 9, 2009 a white e34 with Chopped springs ONLY on the left hand side! ! ! cruzing mission bay on sunday. talked to the knob recons it looks like he's got bag's! ! geez was tempted to call *555 and get him pink stickerd asap. if i see it out this weekend i'l try and get a pic of it to post up.Lolwut. I've seen cut springs in the back with stock in the front, But only on the left side?That's scary. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
_BRS_ 209 Report post Posted September 9, 2009 Is that what this is all about Blair?????? LOL "neon nasty" It could be about that. Whats wrong with my that/ my sig?i can change it to purple if you really want me too? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Simon* Report post Posted September 9, 2009 LOL "neon nasty" It could be about that. Whats wrong with my that/ my sig? i can change it to purple if you really want me too? Nah it's all good - I like my purple uniqueness. You can keep on playin' wit yo highlighters Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
pjay 8 Report post Posted September 9, 2009 (edited) Courtesy of Toyspeed How to be a ricer: Pronounce N.O.S. as one word (NAWS). When you are outpowered, call people out with your friends car. Have an aftermarket body kit installed Use of neons or L.E.D.'s to light up your car. Use an aftermarket tachometer...when your car already has a working stock tachometer in it. You must install a non-functional wing/spoiler on the back and front of your car. Names of performance parts on your car that you dont have. Claim to beat cars that your car is totally incapable of beating. Install racing seats on a car that runs a 16 second or slower quarter mile. List stereo equipment or any visual mod when listing all your performance mods. Believe that Honda invented VTEC. Putting sub-brand labels on your car...example:Honda emblems on an Acura, Toyota on a Lexus..ect. Install an aftermarket duel-exhaust on a 4-cylinder. Make your exhaust sound like a weed-wacker Buy a nitrous system just to purge. Using car donuts and calling them "skinnies". Mounting smaller tires to decrease gear ratio. Multi colored body panels. Claiming horse power and quarter mile times with out testing or proof. Talk about how fast your car will be once you buy and install all the parts. Flipping your hazard lights,during/after a loss or during a flyby Say you lost because your car is running on a sh*t tune and needs to be tuned.......... when you're on the stock computer... rev @ every car on the road that will eat you(no matter what direction they are going) If some challenges you 2 a race you have 2 options a.race and when you lose go to ws and lie your buttocks off b.tell em they are a waste of time my clutch is slipping,i missed a gear,my vtec was set to low, when the vinyl work is worth more than the car, when someone does a neutral drop in an automatic, bouncing off the rev limiter more than once I started in 2nd instead of 1st My shift light went off late I didn't catch posi trac on that one Law#43-my strut bar snapped my neonlight valve stem covers are robbing hp I didn't double clutch like i should have When the exhaust consist of coat hangers and jb weld Yeah its got about 5000 dollars invested in it (and it looks like sh*t) Its a prototype that no one has (built from duct tape and blue glue and pvc piping) driving in and out of traffic with your Integra thinking you have a fast car Getting your #s from a g-tech or some other similar meter. using chicken wire as a mesh grill Having gauges that do not work Having a body kit and no plans on painting it When you double side tape parts to the car and expect them to hold up at 100 mph "Yeah its VTEC, but its not hooked up yet" When you consider primer as a color choice When you tell people it has a 9000 rpm redline and can only turn 6700 if you talk about owning a skyline someday and you drive a civic having windshield washer squirters with lights in them Tell people you are running nitrous,when its really N.O.S. octane booster. taking your 50whp civic to a dyno when it's stock When you manually shift an automatic Going to the dragstrip with slicks and running a 16.05 in the 1/8 All you do is brag about how much of a street racer you are GTR badge on the car and is not a skyline you post pics of your parents car and claim it for you own when your car has more torque in the lug nuts than in the motor list windshield wipers as a mod and carbon fiber pedals When you transform your car into something else with a headlight swap and taillight swap When someone asks you if its mandrel bent or crush piping and you have no answer When you stick the rim and tire out further than the fenders and you use curb feelers to keep from messing them up. when your body kit is held on by gyprock screws and thumb tacks If you "fat arm" out the window with a sideways cap. If you are 5'2 and you drive in the back seat If you have to beg your parents to drive the civic when you de-badge your LX civic because its the suck model windshield sticker saying powered by....(127 @the crank yeah thats power) You remove every piece of your interior and you still run 15's you have diamond plate floormats you have a racing harness on your stock civic lx seat you make your own intake out of pvc pipe you have hubcaps that resemble rims you drive any Korean car and "mod" it if you put 18, 19, or 20" rims on a sport compact. Japanese writing on a domestic car Put racing fuel in a stock civic lx If you spraypaint your interior if you don't make fun of ricers If you are getting angry while reading this list the local tow truck service is on speed dial put lambo doors on You join CLUBRSX , not to goof on them, but because you actually think they are fast Calling your flat, bald street tires "Slicks" you drive in 1st gear 90% of the time so you can hear the vtec whine you have a bumper sticker that says drive it like you stole it your keychain says aem/tanabe/greddy/typeR/si/mugen/.... you play nfsu2 everyday you try to spell as many words linked to honda with your alphabets cereal You treat your nfsu2 car like its a real car Type-R I will own you in the twisties You have a V6 commo/falc and spend enough money to buy a V8 just to make people think it's a V8. You've ever swung in behind a car (at 50 mph) in an attempt to draft. When you lose you say "But your car has 4 more cylinders" when you lose you say "Imagine if Honda made an engine as big as yours, because my 4 cylindler has 100 HP/Liter!" You have a Vin Diesel poster You buy a civic, add a cold air intake and cat back exhaust, add 200 lbs of stereo equipment and brag about how much faster it is than when it was stock. You try explaining why vtec is better than a turbo charger You have to let the passengers know when you're flooring it If you know you can't win, you dump the clutch at 8,000 RPM's and say you couldn't hook up, but at least you looked cool The only 2 exotic cars you can name are Supra and Skyline. If you tell the story of how your friend has such a fast car, he put a $10 bill on the dash, floored it, and you couldn't reach it on the dash because you were too pinned in your seat. LED exhaust tips. When you have NOS seat covers. When you have competitive races with cars- that dont know they are racing. Put the car (automatic) in neutral on hills so that it rolls back like a manual and then go into drive when the light turns green. Form opinions on cars you know nothing about. Repco is your #1 Auto Parts Supplier. Edited September 9, 2009 by Pjay Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Simon* Report post Posted September 9, 2009 LOLs Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jjs 64 Report post Posted September 9, 2009 Not a rice mod, but why are there now so many tribute/RIP stickers adorning rear windows? They should be banned. I also can't stand boy racers with their permanent "for sale" stickers. Do they really think some "hot biatch" is going to text them and ask for a ride in their slammed 190E? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest FrantiC Report post Posted September 9, 2009 It actually works lol. Alot of the time though its people taking the piss. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
pjay 8 Report post Posted September 9, 2009 I also can't stand boy racers with their permanent "for sale" stickers. Do they really think some "hot biatch" is going to text them and ask for a ride in their slammed 190E? Foar shoar. Give it a try. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
laadeelaa 0 Report post Posted September 9, 2009 I also can't stand boy racers with their permanent "for sale" stickers. Do they really think some "hot biatch" is going to text them and ask for a ride in their slammed 190E? Haha Pjay!! FOR SALE, SWAPS OR RIDES. 027XXXXXXX Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
tibbs.james 1 Report post Posted September 9, 2009 Not a rice mod, but why are there now so many tribute/RIP stickers adorning rear windows? They should be banned. I also can't stand boy racers with their permanent "for sale" stickers. Do they really think some "hot biatch" is going to text them and ask for a ride in their slammed 190E? Haha Pjay!! FOR SALE, SWAPS OR RIDES. 027XXXXXXX I need to take a photo of the slammed red one with chrome rims ! down my mates street that says " No RaNk Biartchzz 027 ### #### " Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Shady 0 Report post Posted September 9, 2009 Not a rice mod, but why are there now so many tribute/RIP stickers adorning rear windows? They should be banned. Because they are paying their respects to a person they know who died!? Whats wrong with that? A guy in Hamilton hung himself not long ago and ALOT of people knew him etc so s--tloads of cars put a sticker on including my work mate...so get over it man. Its something the teens wanna do to respect their good mates, so let them do it, just a way to let the public know I guess BACK TO TOPIC Ricer mods I hate...putting a massive fartcan on when the car aint fast to begin with & not any faster putting it on. And Black bonnets on White cars... and Fake Carbon Fibre vinyl/paint etc (mainly interior). Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DRTDVL 0 Report post Posted September 9, 2009 Haha Pjay!! FOR SALE, SWAPS OR RIDES. 027XXXXXXX haha my friend met one of his ex's that way.. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites