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if you can call its poor bastardized existence living

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Just finished the last 10 or 15 years possum hunting/deer shooting on the West-Coast. Jeez do I feel like the odd one out. :unsure:

16: Doing Silviculture

18: Working in a coalmine

20-: Walking round the bush, flying in helicopter's, jet-boats, carrying bloody heavy loads, deer, possum skins etc...

Going through a mid-life crises at the moment and hoping to get automotive trade cert. (somehow) :ph34r:

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I work 4 telecom as a technician and get to drive a cheap ass mitsubishi turbo van with an open diff, i have had it stuck 4 times now MMC put decent diffs in them!! grr...

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Im an Investigator :ph34r: for IRD

Been there 8 months now. Still waiting on my first payrise :thumbsdown:

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account manager for a ventilation company

before that quad bike instructor

before that Telecom

before that spraypainter (auto)

lots of other sh*t in between but thats pretty much me

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Last two weeks of the school holidays I moved furniture at NZ Van Lines, to maintain the cars. Such a sh*t job, made me appreciate how good school is lol. Enjoying it while it lasts.

work 4 telecom as a technician and get to drive a cheap ass mitsubishi turbo van with an open diff, i have had it stuck 4 times now MMC put decent diffs in them!! grr...

f**ksake, non of the vans had em, and half the driveways in Wellington snake up a hill, making it impossible to get an open wheeler up in the wet = carrying sh*t like fridges down driveways <_<

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well i dont do it for a living but i work at super cheap auto now in kelston, its quite fun actually and plus always good to know i can get in bimmer parts orderd in for myself really cheap and plus 25% discount so that will come in handy when i buy a new car

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Last two weeks of the school holidays I moved furniture at NZ Van Lines, to maintain the cars. Such a sh*t job, made me appreciate how good school is lol. Enjoying it while it lasts.

f**ksake, non of the vans had em, and half the driveways in Wellington snake up a hill, making it impossible to get an open wheeler up in the wet = carrying sh*t like fridges down driveways <_<

they get no traction in the wet aye awful things

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working as a vehicle reconditioner/groomer for a car yard, been there for about 3yrs but currently lookin for another job in the motor industry...

Ive had a good run with them(drove some phat cars and get great dicounts on products and services) but Ive had enough of workin 6 days a week with lazy car salesmen... :wacko:

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I currently work as a data warehouse developer looking after the LTSA's datawarehouses ;)

I can see what all you people have been up to and just how many of you lied on the 'how many points have you got' thread :P

I shall be off in a couple of weeks though to start milking the great cash cow that is Telecom as a contractor.

What Id like to know from this thread is who can get staff discounts :D

Do we have any electricians, plumbers or builders ? I need to odd job doing every know and then...come to think of it we'd love to replace our bathroom so plumbers are especially wlecome to apply !

who will you be working for , for telecom?

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Petroleum Geologist for ChevronTexaco (along with 50,000+ others).

Bsc. Geology at Vic then BSc. (Hons) Petroleum Geology and Geophysics at Adelaide Uni.

So yeah, finding Texas T, Black gold- if you've seen any around give me a holla.

Ash

Edit: Been there three months.

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Petroleum Geologist for ChevronTexaco (along with 50,000+ others).

Bsc. Geology at Vic then BSc. (Hons) Petroleum Geology and Geophysics at Adelaide Uni.

So yeah, finding Texas T, Black gold- if you've seen any around give me a holla.

Ash

Edit: Been there three months.

black sh*t bubbling out of my lawn?

should i go buy an m5?

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You could buy BMW Group if it was big enough. Its utterly rediculous how much money is involved. I'm working on an $11 Billion (captial investment required) Aus gas project at the moment (Gorgon for those that have heard of it). Basically, take the dollars involved in a big multinational company, then up them by an order of mangnitude.

Chevrons revenue was something like $130 Billion USD last year, afaik, NZ's GDP is a little over $100 Billion NZD. Stupid.

By the way, don't worry about buying an electric car just yet, the price of oil is going to descend to reasonable levels again. Some big projects are coming online in Russia and the Middle East are uping production. I'll take a punt and say $40-45 USD a barrel.

Ash

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Lease /sell commercial real estate, not houses. Office/industrial/retail buildings. Great job if you like listening to people who lie. Commission cheques mostly make up for it.

Those Mitsi vans, ever notice how they'd get stuck, but you could get out and push it off an obstacle with one hand? Hopeless.

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Contract to EDS / Telecom as a infrustructure design specialist. Have been doing it for about 9 years and worked my way up the ranks.

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You could buy BMW Group if it was big enough. Its utterly rediculous how much money is involved. I'm working on an $11 Billion (captial investment required) Aus gas project at the moment (Gorgon for those that have heard of it). Basically, take the dollars involved in a big multinational company, then up them by an order of mangnitude.

Chevrons Income (not revenue) was something like $130 Billion USD last year, afaik, NZ's GDP is a little over $100 Billion NZD. Stupid.

By the way, don't worry about buying an electric car just yet, the price of oil is going to descend to reasonable levels again. Some big projects are coming online in Russia and the Middle East are uping production. I'll take a punt and say $40-45 USD a barrel.

Ash

Heh the company I work for does the Mystery Shopping for ChevronTexaco in:

Antigua

Bahamas

Barbados

Beleize

Brazil (HOT Women!)

Cambodia

Colombia

Dominica

Dominican Republic

Ecuador

El Salvador

French Guyana

Grenada

Guadeloupe

Guatemala

Guyana

Honduras

Hong Kong

Jamaica

Malaysia

Martinique

New Zealand

Nicaragua

Pakistan

Paraguay

Philipines

Puerto Rico

Saint Kitts

Saint Lucia

Saint Maarten

Saint Vincent

Singapore

South Africa

Suriname

Thailand

Turks & Caicos Islands

US Virgin Islands

Uruguay

Venezuela

I know i missed probably another 10 countries in there somewhere...

Im the network administrator for all of our offices, in:

Sydney

Auckland

Cape Town

Sao Paulo (Brazil)

Bangkok

Quite a few users. Pretty fun stuff trying to talk someone from thailand that knows 15 words of english through how to plug a switch back in so half the network comes back online.

Been there 4 years now.

If any of you crazy buggers work at:

Subway

Kmart

Mc Donalds

Burger King

KFC

Foodtown

Caltex

Mobil

BP

Cobb n Co

ASB

ANZ

Liquor King

Liquor Land

Microsoft New Zealand

Avis Car Rentals

Telecom

Village Cinemas

Caltex Australia

A few other retail places...

Then we're the a$$holes that do your mystery shopping :P

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You could buy BMW Group if it was big enough. Its utterly rediculous how much money is involved. I'm working on an $11 Billion (captial investment required) Aus gas project at the moment (Gorgon for those that have heard of it). Basically, take the dollars involved in a big multinational company, then up them by an order of mangnitude.

Chevrons Income (not revenue) was something like $130 Billion USD last year, afaik, NZ's GDP is a little over $100 Billion NZD. Stupid.

By the way, don't worry about buying an electric car just yet, the price of oil is going to descend to reasonable levels again. Some big projects are coming online in Russia and the Middle East are uping production. I'll take a punt and say $40-45 USD a barrel.

Ash

Heh the company I work for does the Mystery Shopping for ChevronTexaco in:

Antigua

Bahamas

Barbados

Beleize

Brazil (HOT Women!)

Cambodia

Colombia

Dominica

Dominican Republic

Ecuador

El Salvador

French Guyana

Grenada

Guadeloupe

Guatemala

Guyana

Honduras

Hong Kong

Jamaica

Malaysia

Martinique

New Zealand

Nicaragua

Pakistan

Paraguay

Philipines

Puerto Rico

Saint Kitts

Saint Lucia

Saint Maarten

Saint Vincent

Singapore

South Africa

Suriname

Thailand

Turks & Caicos Islands

US Virgin Islands

Uruguay

Venezuela

I know i missed probably another 10 countries in there somewhere...

Im the network administrator for all of our offices, in:

Sydney

Auckland

Cape Town

Sao Paulo (Brazil)

Bangkok

Quite a few users. Pretty fun stuff trying to talk someone from thailand that knows 15 words of english through how to plug a switch back in so half the network comes back online.

Been there 4 years now.

If any of you crazy buggers work at:

Subway

Kmart

Mc Donalds

Burger King

KFC

Foodtown

Caltex

Mobil

BP

Cobb n Co

ASB

ANZ

Liquor King

Liquor Land

Microsoft New Zealand

Avis Car Rentals

Telecom

Village Cinemas

Caltex Australia

A few other retail places...

Then we're the a$$holes that do your mystery shopping :P

So why a 316? :lol:

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You're worked for more oil companies than I have :P

Chevron are in 180 countries worldwide to varying degrees. Re dic u lous.

Ash

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You're worked for more oil companies than I have :P

Chevron are in 180 countries worldwide to varying degrees. Re dic u lous.

Ash

Sure is. Eventually we'll push Gap Buster and UK's NOP World out of the way and reign supreme!

Only 316 due to the fact im 20!

I'll get my father's E46 330Ci Eventually!

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What do you do for a living??

Currently just finishing school, in my final exams now. But have worked part time at Jerry Clayton BMW. Just during December, did that last year and the year before.. They didn't need me this year.

How did you get to where you are??

Just applied and was lucky they had a space for me.

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What do you do for a living??

Currently just finishing school, in my final exams now. But have worked part time at Jerry Clayton BMW. Just during December, did that last year and the year before.. They didn't need me this year.

How did you get to where you are??

Just applied and was lucky they had a space for me.

Lucky prick <_<

I should have sorted someting like that out for when I finish my exams thursday and work at some bmw place until i start uni, what kind of things did you do there?

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What do you do for a living??

Currently just finishing school, in my final exams now. But have worked part time at Jerry Clayton BMW. Just during December, did that last year and the year before.. They didn't need me this year.

How did you get to where you are??

Just applied and was lucky they had a space for me.

Lucky prick <_<

I should have sorted someting like that out for when I finish my exams thursday and work at some bmw place until i start uni, what kind of things did you do there?

didn't nath post a job back?

car grooming/running around rules for a summer job in a rich dealership

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"a" grade motor mechanic started in Dunedin with then NZPO, promotion to Palmy Nth laid off 88-89 when it went through it's first major restruture. in their was one year in Ausse, aluminium recycle factory Melbourne, dish washer Alice Springs, Ford Franchise in Sydney.

Back in NZ concrete truck driver,forestry worker, contract post cutting, thinning pine blocks and clear felling

Computer course to level-3

Worked for myself in the constrution industry building house and all that goes with it, folded the business up but stayed in the constuction line and have been in my present job for the last eight years. :rolleyes:

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Im a 6th form girl at Otago Girls.

And I work part time at Armstrong Prestige Mercedes-Benz as a groomer.

Planned future is go to Otago, do something like Commerce and Law. Was also thinking of beign a secondary Maths teacher at one stage but then i look around at my class and see what the poor buggers have to deal with and think twice.

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