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Ok, I need some inspiration here.

Background info is simple. I bought a watch off him, will leave his name etc out of it for now. The watch was $40 which is not much really but that isn't the point. I paid the guy immediatly and he was replying to my emails in an illiterate type (lyk dis), but I said nothing and sent delivery details etc etc.

Long story short, after recieving payment all contact has been lost with him. Now I know he isn't AFK so to speak, as he is replying to questions and emails on a car listing he has. I have sent him 12 emails (one a day for the last couple weeks) and recieved nothing. His feedback says he has done some other slow payments etc but they have all been completed eventually.

So basically, I have his phone number, could easily find where he lives by asking to view the car, and I know what he looks like from FB.

Now, I don't really want to go there with a bat for $40, the trip would cost me that in gas alone so I would want to make it worth my while. So I want some ideas that will hurt him in his pocket and waste his time much like he has wasted mine. I am not talking about smashing windows etc.

So far I have thought of the following.

-Ring him and tell him I am super keen on his car and that I will meet him in Hamilton or similar to pick it up and do nothing.

-Deliver pizzas etc to his house.

- Poo and lots of it. I had a friend once freeze a poo and grate it all through a former friends flat. that was neat.

Ya'll get the drift. Help me

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Haha a combination of option 2 and 3 together would be ultimate

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Report him, post negative feedback on his profile, and move on with your life.

Edited by kinetik

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Met him at Ham or whatever to view the car. Take it for a spin and sneak a tray of frozen piss in his boot.

Ps, dont actually do this.

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Take the car for a run, put a couple of dead fish underneath his seat strapped to the bottom of the seat, tell him you're interested in the car but you want your watch first.

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Good ideas so far, but I CBF going to Hamilton really.

Today I may or not have signed his email up to atleast 60 non hetrosexual porn sites.

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Today I may or not have signed his email up to atleast 60 non hetrosexual porn sites.

lol Brilliant!

Also, as you know his address, sign him up to the readers digest sweepstake. Fark thoses things are annoying!

Here you go.

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-Deliver pizzas etc to his house.

- Poo and lots of it. I had a friend once freeze a poo and grate it all through a former friends flat. that was neat.

Become pizza boy, deliver pizzas with grated poo to his house.

When the food poisoning kicks in, rob his house at lesiure. B)

j/k, although options 2 & 3 do sound good. :D

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-Deliver pizzas etc to his house.

As a pizza guy I wouldn't recommend this. If he denies ordering, the driver will just leave and you'll only hurt the pizza shop owner.

I'd make a fake profile on facebook of a chick and send his mates heaps of Bullshit via private message.

"XXXXXXX got me pregnant but wont respond to any of my correspondence, can you talk to him for me?"

"after being with XXXXXX once, this rash showed up... I don't want anything from him, but just as one of the piece of sh*t's mates, you should know."

I dunno, get creative.

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Burnout out his car and smash his letter box. Spray paint "WANKER" on the front of his house. You get the idea.

Kick his dog.

Edited by mark247

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Just don't show any legal authorities the content in this thread :ph34r::rolleyes:

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Frozen poo? What the f**k.

Do you just sh*t into gladwrap or something? Then whos freezer exactly do you freeze it in?

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^We used dog poo. In a plastic bag, in a meat freezer.

Trust me, it is potent.

Have started a new facebook page and am doing what Karl recommended, brilliant idea!

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As much as I think it's not worth the effort, I commend you for doing something to amuse yourself and bimmersport.

Personally I'd go with the "I'll meet you in Hamilton" or wherever.

Thanks :)

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All awesome ideas, I think the "this rash showed up... " is my favourite - roll with that?

Kick his dog.

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All awesome ideas, I think the "this rash showed up... " is my favourite - roll with that?

Don't kick his dog. It wasn't the dog's fault his/her owner's a f*wit.

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Sign him up for the Christian books you see advertised on TV. They generally give yo an 0800 number!

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Have started a new facebook page and am doing what Karl recommended, brilliant idea!

Link to facebook page?

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Sign him up for the Christian books you see advertised on TV. They generally give yo an 0800 number!

i did this to a friend, they never stop turning up at his house now.

Link to facebook page?

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