Nobimmer 694 Report post Posted July 11, 2011 Ok, I need some inspiration here. Background info is simple. I bought a watch off him, will leave his name etc out of it for now. The watch was $40 which is not much really but that isn't the point. I paid the guy immediatly and he was replying to my emails in an illiterate type (lyk dis), but I said nothing and sent delivery details etc etc. Long story short, after recieving payment all contact has been lost with him. Now I know he isn't AFK so to speak, as he is replying to questions and emails on a car listing he has. I have sent him 12 emails (one a day for the last couple weeks) and recieved nothing. His feedback says he has done some other slow payments etc but they have all been completed eventually. So basically, I have his phone number, could easily find where he lives by asking to view the car, and I know what he looks like from FB. Now, I don't really want to go there with a bat for $40, the trip would cost me that in gas alone so I would want to make it worth my while. So I want some ideas that will hurt him in his pocket and waste his time much like he has wasted mine. I am not talking about smashing windows etc. So far I have thought of the following. -Ring him and tell him I am super keen on his car and that I will meet him in Hamilton or similar to pick it up and do nothing. -Deliver pizzas etc to his house. - Poo and lots of it. I had a friend once freeze a poo and grate it all through a former friends flat. that was neat. Ya'll get the drift. Help me Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Ben 0 Report post Posted July 11, 2011 Haha a combination of option 2 and 3 together would be ultimate Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
polley 916 Report post Posted July 11, 2011 I like the idea of making him drive around. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Phatputer 3 Report post Posted July 11, 2011 Report - Fraud Or -> Trademe scammer justice Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kinetik 4 Report post Posted July 11, 2011 (edited) Report him, post negative feedback on his profile, and move on with your life. Edited July 11, 2011 by kinetik Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
westy 614 Report post Posted July 11, 2011 Met him at Ham or whatever to view the car. Take it for a spin and sneak a tray of frozen piss in his boot. Ps, dont actually do this. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
deeveus 81 Report post Posted July 11, 2011 Take the car for a run, put a couple of dead fish underneath his seat strapped to the bottom of the seat, tell him you're interested in the car but you want your watch first. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Nobimmer 694 Report post Posted July 12, 2011 Good ideas so far, but I CBF going to Hamilton really. Today I may or not have signed his email up to atleast 60 non hetrosexual porn sites. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
3 SERIES 92 Report post Posted July 12, 2011 Today I may or not have signed his email up to atleast 60 non hetrosexual porn sites. lol Brilliant! Also, as you know his address, sign him up to the readers digest sweepstake. Fark thoses things are annoying! Here you go. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
M5V8 337 Report post Posted July 12, 2011 (edited) Or -> Trademe scammer justiceI loved that thread. Legend! Edited July 12, 2011 by M5V8 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Sick Puppy 1 Report post Posted July 12, 2011 -Deliver pizzas etc to his house. - Poo and lots of it. I had a friend once freeze a poo and grate it all through a former friends flat. that was neat. Become pizza boy, deliver pizzas with grated poo to his house. When the food poisoning kicks in, rob his house at lesiure. j/k, although options 2 & 3 do sound good. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kingkarl 136 Report post Posted July 12, 2011 -Deliver pizzas etc to his house. As a pizza guy I wouldn't recommend this. If he denies ordering, the driver will just leave and you'll only hurt the pizza shop owner. I'd make a fake profile on facebook of a chick and send his mates heaps of Bullshit via private message. "XXXXXXX got me pregnant but wont respond to any of my correspondence, can you talk to him for me?" "after being with XXXXXX once, this rash showed up... I don't want anything from him, but just as one of the piece of sh*t's mates, you should know." I dunno, get creative. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
cliffdunedin 8 Report post Posted July 12, 2011 Love it!! When i was at uni we poo grated a guy in our hall. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mark247 38 Report post Posted July 12, 2011 (edited) Burnout out his car and smash his letter box. Spray paint "WANKER" on the front of his house. You get the idea. Kick his dog. Edited July 12, 2011 by mark247 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
polley 916 Report post Posted July 12, 2011 Crash into his letterbox. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
joshnz 2 Report post Posted July 12, 2011 Just don't show any legal authorities the content in this thread Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
pjay 8 Report post Posted July 12, 2011 Frozen poo? What the f**k. Do you just sh*t into gladwrap or something? Then whos freezer exactly do you freeze it in? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Nobimmer 694 Report post Posted July 12, 2011 ^We used dog poo. In a plastic bag, in a meat freezer. Trust me, it is potent. Have started a new facebook page and am doing what Karl recommended, brilliant idea! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Top Secret 2 Report post Posted July 12, 2011 As much as I think it's not worth the effort, I commend you for doing something to amuse yourself and bimmersport. Personally I'd go with the "I'll meet you in Hamilton" or wherever. Thanks Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
deeveus 81 Report post Posted July 12, 2011 All awesome ideas, I think the "this rash showed up... " is my favourite - roll with that? Kick his dog. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
M5V8 337 Report post Posted July 12, 2011 All awesome ideas, I think the "this rash showed up... " is my favourite - roll with that? Don't kick his dog. It wasn't the dog's fault his/her owner's a f*wit. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
zenetti 0 Report post Posted July 12, 2011 Sign him up for the Christian books you see advertised on TV. They generally give yo an 0800 number! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
3 SERIES 92 Report post Posted July 12, 2011 (edited) Have started a new facebook page and am doing what Karl recommended, brilliant idea! Link to facebook page? Edited July 12, 2011 by 3 SERIES Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
yng_750 247 Report post Posted July 12, 2011 Sign him up for the Christian books you see advertised on TV. They generally give yo an 0800 number!i did this to a friend, they never stop turning up at his house now.Link to facebook page? +1 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Nobimmer 694 Report post Posted July 12, 2011 Account is here. Although I have been banned for 2 days for mass adding strangers. http://www.facebook.com/home.php#!/pro...813&sk=wall Add me for a good time Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
