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Bimmer drivers park mods like assh^ts

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The first thing I noticed was the damn fine E34 in the picture, then realised the terrible parking of the red one.

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hah Paperplus pic unrelated, the image in the paper was more impressive /notnewsworthy

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I like this bit --------> 'All lights were green during a three-car collision at a Hastings intersection yesterday , say the three female drivers involved' :D from this story........http://www.nzherald.co.nz/hawkes-bay-today/news/article.cfm?c_id=1503462&objectid=11199823

Edit, And damn but that MANUAL 540 needs a bloody good bath..............!!!!! Poor thing is in farm hack mode, haha!!

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I like this bit --------> 'All lights were green during a three-car collision at a Hastings intersection yesterday , say the three female drivers involved' :D from this story........http://www.nzherald.co.nz/hawkes-bay-today/news/article.cfm?c_id=1503462&objectid=11199823

I had that not long ago here in Whangarei, crossing SH1 on Maunu Road.

We all drove off with a green light, and a car shot through the line of cars I was in... just!.... I looked across and there was a green for BOTH directions! *555 got a cop there REALLY fast!

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If you can't pull into a perpendicular park straight then you shouldn't have a licence. Period.

Its rush hour there in Dannivirke - the next vehicle to park there is probably a parallel parked stock truck............... ;):)

We ain't all in Queen Street ae............. :D

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you mean there is a NZ south of the Bombay Hills?????

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Wait, wut? You mean BOTH my old 540s are now manual?

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Wait, wut? You mean BOTH my old 540s are now manual?

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You must be a rough ba$tard on auto's.................... ;):rolleyes::)

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you mean there is a NZ south of the Bombay Hills?????

Nothing worth hearing about anyway

If this thread is anything to go by... :ph34r:

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(mine still auto)

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Its rush hour there in Dannivirke - the next vehicle to park there is probably a parallel parked stock truck............... ;):)

We ain't all in Queen Street ae............. :D

Blue, youre a troll mate. Its hilarious.

You say everything I want to say but im friends with all these bloody hicks.

Keep up the good work !

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(mine still auto)

Opps, my bad :rolleyes: I'd heard yours was manual over there in Dannivagas..........or is there more than 1 amongst all the Hilux's, Fowlcans, & Commydores there......

Edit - still needs washed though.................. :D

Nothing worth hearing about anyway

If this thread is anything to go by... :ph34r:

Damn but you Aucklanders live in a cocooned little bubble while the rest of us keep ya's going................ :rolleyes:;):D

oh. blue been smoking crack again? :drugs:

Not me, silly enuff in normal state probably, high odds theres a hot date with a box of Woodies this Friday night though............. ;):)

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Not me, silly enuff in normal state probably, high odds theres a hot date with a box of Woodies this Friday night though............. ;):)

Youre a f**king legend!

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I actually find it difficult to park straight in a BMW. Really wierd.

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I find it easy to park correctly all the time.

Also, take that you stupid bitch, takes all of 5 seconds to correct a parking mistake.

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apparently this cop has some problems. Saw him park and everything - there were no other cars parked that aren't there in the photo/he had the opportunity to park in one space. At New World Chafers Park too. I can assure you they weren't grocery shopping either.

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I find it easy to park correctly all the time.

Also, take that you stupid bitch, takes all of 5 seconds to correct a parking mistake.

woah big man

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apparently this cop has some problems. Saw him park and everything - there were no other cars parked that aren't there in the photo/he had the opportunity to park in one space. At New World Chafers Park too. I can assure you they weren't grocery shopping either.

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Well to be fair, the steel police rims do turn them into a 'wide-track' Commydore, thus they take a bit more room than usual. Besides which, I don't blame them for not wanting to park right next to that people mover, (even though they're in a company car) - would you........?? ;):)

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No-one spot the black Vank in the background?

sweeet.....

ps- i'd say the 5-0 do this so they dont have any issues in getting the shop lifter in the backseat in cuffs.

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Yeah, they normally just park in front of the building on the yellow lines when we have issues with shoplifters. Sometimes it's a tedious effort... 3 hours the last one took before he finally admitted he actually did wrong even though there was at least a good five minutes of 1080p video footage of him stealing sh*t.

Bundies gonna bund.

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