Jammasterjames

nAPOLEAN.....

don't look 'all that' to me in black.... try photoshopping white on, see what it looks like

SWEET PLATE.... YOU GONNA RUN SOME OF 'EM OVER WITH THE E36?

Sorry to hear, that's really whack. Being an alcoholic defnitely ain't cool, not tryin' to encourage that...

woah, don't be trippin'.... I didn't say y'all should drink forties every day. ....and it'd be real suspect carrying a 750 ml bottle of sunscreen..... one forty among a few homeboys don't last too long, nahmean

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Yo what's the dilly y'all? This is Jammaster James's Ghetto tip #1435. You can't bring your forty into the game, cause those security crackas and the 50 wanna shut a ***** down. Can't buy nothing in the stadium, 'cept fo' some watered down shizz that cost way to much fo' an up an comin playa (aint got his record deal yet, pimpin aint easy nahmean). How's a ***** gonna get his ass crunked??? Step One: Go down the local corner and buy value fo' money pimp juice, also get yourself a 750mL Pump. Step Two: Make two small holes in the bottom of your Pump (use a tack)....keep that sh*t small. Punch tha holes on opposite sides of the center. Step Three: Drain tha water out the two holes, treating the bottle like your # 1 paying ho, or even better your new pimp suit.. ..don't crease that sh*t !! Step Fo': Empty tha pimp juice into a bowl. Gently Squeeze some air outta the now empty pump bottle and immerse into your posion of choice. Step Five: Continue Step Fo' until your Mini Forty (aka $30 Pump bottle) is full at the normal level. Step Six: Heat up yo' solder gun (know y'all gots them, cause most of all y'all is White and Nerdy). Step Seven: Use that solder gun (low heat) to gently and slowly weld the two holes shut... Do it like you're spreading icing, moneyshot, or whatever else y'all be good at spreading.... Step Eight: Squeeze mini forty making sure that sh*t is air tight. Step Nine: Go to the next public event, plant that sh*t on a white girl if you don't have no poker face.... the mini forty looks like a perfectly sealed, unopened Pump !!! Step Ten: Play on playa, play on..... P.S. This sh*t actually works.... Helped me get through the morning of the big day out, and it's gonna help your ass out too. Yessir.

Word. I blame that cracka Fulton also, got 12 off 30 balls or something......everyone else apart from him an FLeming had a decent strike rate Those 18 balls he blocked could've been useful at the end....

Macka the fat booty Cracka is gone at last...... Black Cap's gonna win fo sho

pimp as a mo fo.... ...add kontraband mirror tints fo tha wizzin!!!

Wassup y'all. Wandering if anyone knows where I can buy some Loctite 401, to glue together a cracked panel. (interior plastic, door/foot guard panel) My cousin works on Airplanes (not a "dirka dirka sherpa mohammed ali burqa burqa" speaking type, so its cool) he says 401 is the shiznit. I went to Mitre 10 Mega, they didn't have much Loctite there...... Anything else that can be used here? Should be real strong and quick setting....yessir

Yeah, they still be sticky..... Might have to find some pimpin' velvet to cover them up wit...

They be Trippin' ....looks so fast!! hahaha

sorry hommes, mine are blue

what color is it? got two of em?

Word. Saw you boys reppin' on Saturday Night up and down Queen. Likewise I left the 3 series at my crib (was halfway throuhg my sub install)....so rolled in tha gay old work carolla. However even in tha corolla, we Niggas got flashed by a very kind skanky white ho on the curb... dub D's... was all gravy........

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Got mine re done around sides and top only for about $100 from Jerry C's. If they have to take the window out, will cost a bit more..... Ghetto solution is to get window insurance, then say your back window got smashed by some East Side thugs....

Bogan??? Tool was off the hizzook. Managed to bring in a 750ml pump bottle of Vodka... didn't last too long though... Was crack-ups to see my home boy scribe and P money get the beat down from the Killer's crowd! Might post my collection of emo kid photos I took on my phone.....

Chur. Didn't think I had a light in my boot, thought there might be an ACC wire around there somewhere though. Easy enough to do remote together with tha RCA's, suppose current on tha remote is too small to cause major noise?

If you happened to already have windscreen insurance, and by chance a flying stone smashed your whole windscreen....you wouldn't have this problem.....nahmean

My PC / Streetfighter Machine: You can see tha masking tape, that is pretty whack...been meaning to get/make a box to house that... And tha cardboard layer underneath is Ghetto Bum Stylez, fo sho.... those *****'s love to sleep on that sh*t... 'Pac is still alive ... Weest Side Thug Heaven Nahmean...

Whassup to all my homies, and big ups to those reppin' fo tha 1310. I'm gonna install a sub/amp package to my clarion head unit. I have two options, RCA or high input. I'm interested to know how y'all like to wire up tha E36. I wanna go wit RCA's from the headunit. Which is the best/easiest path to take? And what do I have to pull off? (excuse my ignorance, and I'm a lazy *****...wanna have the whole thing visualised before I jump in there) Also Remote wire, easier to run from tha H-unit or is there anywhere good in tha boot (ie rearlights)? Power is all sorted, got some 8 gauge and a meaty fuse, going straight to the source (boot). 'preciate your help. Got to get tha bass pumpin', hoe's bootie's thumpin'... Peace out.

Whole lotta Auto LED's fell off tha back of a truck and somehow landed in my hands, nahmean... LED's have the advantage of longer lifetimes, and ghetto low current consuption. If a ***** can survive the blood on tha streets, he will one day live a world where LED is tha norm. Hell, even LED bling is startin to take off... Here's a few of the auto LED's: And a comparison to the old skool: Now most of these colours I have are pretty whack, not much to choose from. Also, a camera don't show too well what sh** looks like (LED's look 100 times brighter with no camera flash), but gives a little sumthin' sumthin' to look at, check it out y'all: I put Amber away in the back ... In da front, only had the choice of Red or Green... Difference with LED's is that they are directional. To make them brighter, my chinese homeboys have got to decrease tha viewing angle (thinner beam). So even though they are damn bright, the light only goes the way it's pointing, doesn't light up the whole inside too well. Recommend you aim it into the crotch region, sets a nice romantic mood for later that night, nahmean. Next over here, its my side indicator with a white LED inside. Looks BAD at night, bit hard to see in tha daytime... Other changes I made was putting a white LED in my Auto gearbox, looks hot, mad props to that. Also changed reverse lights to green to fool 'round a little (only had green or yellow here). So holla back, anyone else tried these?? Any cheap places to buy from ?? ( won't be cheap as mine, that's the hook upz right there...word ). Would be pimpin' to have my own pick on the colours! (go white for practicality, small blue ones I've got look give the neon look)

lil' Eazy E, holla! Wow, that sh** is tiiight! Cleaner than the olsen twins when they was still only 12 year old, an beofre that dirty ol' man Tanner came and shown them his dirty video...(see the Aristocrats) gonna need some serious $$$$ pimpin' to keep up tha standard play on playa, play on...