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Everything posted by jordyboy2
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wow more people from up my way, welcome graham xD
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I must admit i find winny hilarious, he's like a silverback gorilla
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first time voter here too ACT- gotta love rodderz pukeyellow colored jacket lol John Key- that guy just seems to get on my nerves Allen Clarke- surprisingly dosen't annoy me as much as johnny boy i think im voting act no way i'll vote green, the more carbons we burn the better imo
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looks fricken amazing dude
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Someone needs to ask how much without the vinyl lol
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Seen it too, its niiiiice i live out omaha welcome xD
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Three fellowes wenten into a pubbe, And gleefullye their handes did rubbe, In expectatione of revelrie, For 'twas the houre known as happye. Greate botelles of wine did they quaffe, And hadde a reallye good laffe. 'Til drunkennesse held full dominione, For 'twas two for the price of one. Yet after wine and meade and sac, Man must have a massive snack, Great pasties from Cornwalle! Scottishe eggs round like a balle! Great hammes, quaile, ducke and geese! They suck'd the bones and drank the grease! (One fellowe stood all pale and wan, For he was vegetarianne) Yet man knoweth that gluttonie, Stoketh the fyre of lecherie, Upon three young wenches round and slye, The fellowes cast a wanton eye. One did approach, with drunkene winke: "'Ello darlin', you fancy a drink?", Soon they caught them on their knee, 'Twas like some grotesque puppettrie! Such was the lewdness and debaucherie - 'Twas like a sketch by Dick Emery! (Except that Dick Emery is not yet borne - So such comparisonne may not be drawn). But then the fellowes began to pale, For quail are not the friende of ale! And in their bellyes much confusione! From their throats vile extrusione! Stinking foule corruptionne! Came spewinge forth from droolinge lippes, The fetide stenche did fille the pubbe, 'Twas the very arse of Beelzebubbe! Thrown they were, from the Horne And Trumpette, In the street, no coyne, no strumpet. Homeward bounde, must quicklie go, To that ende - a donkey stole! Their handes all with vomit greased, (The donkey was not pleased, And threw them into a ditche of shite!) They all agreed: "What a brillant night!" Love Bill Bailey
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Last weekend down in sunny matakana The parentals Landrover Discovery 3 got broken into, They smashed the passangers window, the crooks (im guessing 14-16yr olds) probably didnt know about the factory alarm and it scared them off. Funny thing is there was a whole heap of montblanc stock in the back and it didnt even get touched But $800 for a window replacement JEEEEEZE
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best place for puncture repair job [Auckland]
jordyboy2 replied to silvermace's topic in Wheels & Tyres
Most of the places ive been to have a picture similar pictures to this around the place Ive already had to replace both my rear tyres on my 2000 325i cause of punctures that cant be repaired i got them at my local beaurepairs the guy remembered me and gave me around a $100 discount on it -
e46 kailas 2 din indash complete performance
jordyboy2 replied to jordyboy2's topic in Audio & In Car Entertainment
that ones a beaut hybrid, still mines gonna have to wait till i get the aircon fixed anyway, and ill probably get new rims first aswell xD -
e46 kailas 2 din indash complete performance
jordyboy2 replied to jordyboy2's topic in Audio & In Car Entertainment
yeah im just going to find a replacement for the hidieous pink thing when i have the cash of course -
e46 kailas 2 din indash complete performance
jordyboy2 replied to jordyboy2's topic in Audio & In Car Entertainment
those are just mounting brackets, i was trying to find the original unit but thanks anyway jochen -
e46 kailas 2 din indash complete performance
jordyboy2 replied to jordyboy2's topic in Audio & In Car Entertainment
any help would be appreciated cheers -
so ive got this pink/purple aftermarket piece of crap that came with my car i wana replace with whatever was in it before which was (im guessing) the kailas 2 din indash complete performance well thats what it says on the plastic moulding around the aftermarket unit i tried googleing (lol that a word?) it and came up with nada any gurus know what it is and where i can get one?
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mum and dad got it for him for his birthday i had mine first xD lol the car came with the carbon fiber already attached =P
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my car (white) little brothers (black) they both need a clean just had my bumper re-enforced and repainted along with my right front wheelguard (silly ladys in red primeras are annoying)
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lmfao nice ^^
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woops, ive only got an white e46 and a lx50 red vespa xD but i wanna get an e30 soon too lol rephrase, only 500 of the 325's produced in 2000 were alpine white owning 500 cars would be a pain in the ass imo too many choices lol
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nope you cant beat a white e46, xD bravo- wither or not this is true i dont know but i got told only 500 of my 325i were made in alpine white
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Hey im new, surprise surprise lol
jordyboy2 replied to jordyboy2's topic in New Member Introductions
yup that was what i was thinking, id like to dump that piece of crap and return it to factory eventually -
Hey im new, surprise surprise lol
jordyboy2 replied to jordyboy2's topic in New Member Introductions
heres a few more pics -
Hey im new, surprise surprise lol
jordyboy2 replied to jordyboy2's topic in New Member Introductions
nice xD -
Hey im new, surprise surprise lol
jordyboy2 replied to jordyboy2's topic in New Member Introductions
have had some dumb broad scrape the front right wheelguard, bumper and mag got a quote 1666.13 sucks to be her -
Hey im new, surprise surprise lol
jordyboy2 replied to jordyboy2's topic in New Member Introductions
yeah can you tell from the first picture?