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Napier_E36

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  1. hahaha yeah last time i was there there didnt seem to be much happening.... Ive seen more chicks in a retirement home!!! (before you start - think of the nurses/orderleys - no not the ones at the home your grandpa lives in - the one that costs more and has viagra on tap!!!)
  2. YEAH!!! Washing bitches!!!! SHOT man, good of you! hahaha :lol: EDIT: have you got anymore pics of your car man? It looks like a mean beast!! :thumb: :mosh:
  3. I agree with that - they aint that really really bright/shiny chrome - but, have you ever actually seen them when they are clean? Whangaparoa and Taupo track they were pretty dirty!!! haha ahhh the times ive had - hardly ever with clean wheels!!! I just wanna go cruisin in it again now!!! EDIT: Attached is a photo of em whilst clean... as you say gus, they aint that over the top type chrome!!!
  4. haha then it will be hard out obvious when someone tries to spark a quiet J in the back of the pub eh!!! (it would prob be one of us guys who say )
  5. looks like more went down your front than in your mouth boy!!! Mine was a class act - hardly any spilt!! Bring the yard to the mega meet - we'll have yard races!!! :mosh: :puke: :mosh: :beer: :drunk: :drugs:
  6. thing is tho a skyline is actually fast to begin with.... :finger: :finger: :finger: :finger: :finger: :finger: :finger: :jap:
  7. Napier_E36

    My Beamer

    which is the german word for "eat" 'yeah bro, I got them Advanti Eats on my car!!' Essen mir!!!
  8. Oh yeah - We are BMW drivers - I drive an E36 - My car aint light, I aint light, so there isnt really any point at all in trying to save weight by fitting light weight racing alloys is there??? I want my car to look good and be comfortable and to drive well.... In all honesty - My TYRES weigh more than my CHROMIES!!! SWEET!!! in an effort to save weight (because chromes are SOOOOO heavy afterall) I am going to take my tyres off and just drive on the rims!!! (being lighter and all that!!!) In fact, IMO if you drive anything bigger than an E30, trying to save weight isnt going to get you much faster!!!
  9. I have no problem with chromies either - on the right car - they do look a bit rediculous on like a 1983 Honda Civic or Mazda Familia (you know the ones i mean - the cars that are worth $500, have nothing else done to them, but their owners saw the mag and turbo promo for $1 deposit on any wheels) Jelous there Cam? I personally dont think there is anything wrong with the chrome on my bimmer - IMHO they dont make the car look over done or anything.... (mind you, I would say that wouldnt I??!!) and as for the "heavy mass that slows your car" - They actually made no appreciable difference - Except I feel I gained in handeling because of the tyre width upgrade (205 - 235) As for the gay factor, you seem to be an expert in whats gay and whats not - I therefore draw the conclusion that you must be on the :gay: side.....
  10. hahahaha very true point man, very true!!
  11. it was the cars way of saying NOOOOOOOO please dont rape me (thrash/kill) then when it crashed, it decided to give up any hope of an easy life and decided to shut itself down!!! hahah pwn3d!!! :mosh: :mosh: :mosh:
  12. Ti yas it deen tnod uoy os 'stit' yelkims a tuoba wohNah man, still cant make sense of it!! im sure its just us.... I know that you got issues, and i have too, so someone without issues - translation please!!!??? :mosh:
  13. have you never been body stoned bro??? you dont know what your missing boy!!
  14. post some pics of that bad boy then bro!!! that would be mean!!
  15. haha yeah that was pretty priceless!! Ill do that again any day!!!
  16. SHUT UP YOU BITCH!!!! Arrrrggggghhhhh Bite the pillow!!! Hahaha dont you be dissin chrome mags!!! Theres nothing wrong with them!!!!
  17. yeah bro, happy 21st, sorry i couldnt be there, but you know how that damn wheel turns! How was the yard?
  18. but you dont smoke joints like you smoke ciggies (we did once, mate of mine and I, everytime someone lit a ciggy, we sparked up a j each - very retarded at the end of it all!!) I know people who smoke a pack of ciggies a day - thats 20 - 25 ciggies per day, I have never met anyone who does 20 - 25 joints a day - so its true that you take in as much tar from a joint as you would from a Joint, but because you dont smoke it as much as tabbacco it aint as harsh on your lungs etc!
  19. I fully agree with that!! rather spend money on proper drugs than that sh*t!!! haha*disclaimer* I dont do drugs!!! :jap: :drugs: :drunk: :beer:
  20. i find a session goes tons better after sex.... and for the record, my whole family are non (ciggy) smokers - so you must be thinking of someone elses mum??!!
  21. its a dirty little bitch too (thats good when it comes to porn yeah?) haha good for doing it sideways with 3 people in the car too!!! (i just think you may need to work on your style a bit more Tim!!!) haha shot!!!
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