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I really like that - except, as mentioned, the spoiler - I agree that E36's dont suit spoilers, and they dont need them!! I am asuming its an auto? Still a very tight looking car! :mosh:

I would also love a copy - I will pay for all expenses, as it would be starting to mount up (I would imagine that almost everyone on the forums would be after a copy!)

For f**ks sake man, its the internet - just cool down.... Your just making an ass of yourself, and I think you will find that there are a lot more people on here who will back *sic to the end than yourself. He has been here longer and contributes way more constructively than you... Even if he does throw the odd light hearted (albeit hilarious) comment into the mixYou say you are sick and tired of him, so why perpetuate the bullshit by slurring over into other threads that have nothing to do with the fact that you think *sic is after your missus... Didnt your mum ever teach you that if you cant say anything nice, dont say anything at all.... Get over yourself.

what you after for them? come with tyres?

self pwning always rocks!

I do, but only when they are playing the Aussies....

happy belated birthday, ope you had a good one!!

Yeah it was an awesome day - I have a hell sunburn from it, and white patches where the sunglasses blocked the sun. sh*t happens I guess. Was rather disappointed at the biased judges though, my mate Richie in vhelll did the best he has ever done at Pukekohe and should have qualified in the top 16 but it seems the judges were looking for cars that had Drift Corp or WSR on the side (Nothing against them, but it shouldnt be who you are or what you drive, more how you handle the car and speed, angle and that sort of thing.) Same again when Dana Jury was knocked out of the top 16 by the D1 Cop - Dana had a flawless chase, was right up drift pigs ass and his lead was mint too - the Laurel didnt do half as well... The D1 pig didnt do all that well in the top 8, and the place should have been more faily awarded to Dana, who might have gone on to do something with the oppotunity, but I suppose they couldnt let anyone other than Sean Falconer or Adam Richards win on the day right? I think that if D1NZ is to move to the next level and become professional, they need independent judges, rather than people who see/hang out with the competitors on a weekly basis. I mean who would you give points to - a mate who you know or some one you dont know from a bar of saop.... My 2 c.

Thanks guys! It wasnt such a bad day, once I got out of work!! Yeah there was plenty of that peace pipe going around - seemed that everywhere I went it was being handed on to me!!! Funnily enough, I slept REALLY well last night!

That is awesome! Have you got any more pictures of it? Like a front shot and interior etc. Does it have traction control? Or does it have the ass slide out on it like no mans business?

Last one for now... IRISH CONFESSION Bless me Father, for I have sinned. I have been with a loose woman." The priest asks, "Is that you, little Tommy Shaughnessy?" "Yes, Father, it is." "And, who was the woman you were with?" "I can't be tellin' you, Father. I don't want to ruin her reputation." "Well, Tommy, I'm sure to find out sooner or later, so you may as well tell me now. Was it Brenda O'Malley?" "I cannot say." "Was it Patricia Kelly?" "I'll never tell." "Was it Liz Shannon?" "I'm sorry, but I can't name her." "Was it Cathy Morgan?" "My lips are sealed." "Was it Fiona McDonald, then?" "Please, Father, I cannot tell you." The priest sighs in frustration. "You're a steadfast lad, Tommy Shaughnessy, and I admire that. But you've sinned, and you must atone. You cannot attend church mass for three months. Be off with you now." Tommy walks back to his pew. His friend Sean slides over and whispers, "What'd you get?" "Three month's vacation and five good leads!"

A new priest at his first mass was so nervous he could hardly speak. After mass he asked the monsignor how he had done. The monsignor replied, “When I am worried about getting nervous On the pulpit, I put a glass of vodka next to the water glass. If I start to get nervous, I take a sip.” So next Sunday he took the monsignor’s advice. At the beginning of the sermon, he got nervous and took a drink. He proceeded to talk up a storm. Upon his return to his office after the mass, he found the following note on the door: 1) Sip the vodka, don’t gulp. 2) There are 10 commandments, not 12. 3) There are 12 disciples, not 10. 4) Jesus was consecrated, not constipated. 5) Jacob wagered his donkey, he did not bet his ass. 6) We do not refer to Jesus Christ as the late J.C. 7) The Father, Son, and Holy Ghost are not referred to as Daddy, Junior and the spook. 8) David slew Goliath, he did not kick the sh*t out of him. 9) When David was hit by a rock and was knocked off his donkey, don’t say he was stoned off his ass. 10)We do not refer to the cross as the “Big T.” 11)When Jesus broke the bread at the last supper he said, “take this and eat it for it is my body.” He did not say “ Eat me” . 12)The Virgin Mary is not called “ Mary with the Cherry,. 13)The recommended grace before a meal is not: Rub-A-Dub-Dub thanks for the grub, Yeah God. 14)Next Sunday there will be a taffy pulling contest at ST.Peter’s not a peter pulling contest at St. Taffy’s.

Upon reaching 65, old Fred decided to retire. After having him under foot for a few months, his wife became very agitated with him. She suggested he go and do something to occupy him like join a club or get a hobby. Old Fred obliged and went out for a couple of hours. When he got home his wife asked about his day and he replied, "Oh, I just went down to the corner bar and hung out with the guys. Oh yeah, I joined a parachute club." "What? Are you nuts? You're 65 years old and you're going to start parachuting?" "Yeah, look I even got a membership card." "Old man, you need glasses! This is a membership in a PROSTITUTE CLUB!" "OH, GREAT! NOW WHAT AM I GONNA DO? I SIGNED UP FOR 5 JUMPS A WEEK!!"

A woman was in a coma, she had been in it for months. One day, nurses were in her room giving her a blanket bath. One of them was washing her private area and noticed that there was a slight response on the monitor when she touched her. They tried it again and sure enough there was a small, recognisable movement. They went to her husband and explained what had happened, telling him, "crazy as this sounds, maybe a little oral sex will do the trick and bring her out of the coma." The husband was sceptical, but they assured him that with the curtains closed for privacy, and his co-operation it might just work. He finally agreed and went into his wife's room. A few minutes passed and then the woman's monitor flat lined, no pulse, no heart rate, alarms ringing, the nurses burst into the room. "What happened?" they cried. The husband said, "I'm not sure, maybe she choked".

A young man married a beautiful woman who had previously divorced ten husbands. On their wedding night, she told her new husband, "Please be gentle, I'm still a virgin". "What?" Said the puzzled groom. "How can that be if you've been married ten times? "Well, husband #1 was a Sales Representative; he kept telling me how great it's going to be. Husband #2 was in Software Services; he was never really sure how it was supposed to function, but he said he'd look into it and get back to me. Husband #3 was from Field Services; he said everything checked out diagnostically but he just couldn't get the system up. Husband #4 was in Telemarketing; even though he knew he had the order, he didn't know when he would be able to deliver. Husband #5 was an Engineer; he understood the basic process but wanted three years to research, implement, and design a new state-of-the-art method. Husband #6 was from Finance and Administration; he thought he knew how, but he wasn't sure whether it was his job or not. Husband #7 was in Marketing; although he had a product, he was never sure how to position it. Husband #8 was a psychiatrist; all he ever did was talk about it. Husband #9 was a gynaecologist; all he did was look at it. Husband #10 was a stamp collector; all he ever did was.. . God I miss him! But now that I've married you, I'm so excited!" "Good," said the husband, "but, why?" "You're a Tax Man...... This time I KNOW I'm gonna get screwed!"

One night, Superman woke up and could hear Wonder Woman moaning next door. He uses his x-ray vision, and sees her wriggling around on her bed in extasy. He diecides to use his super sonic speed to slip in there and have his way with her, and get out before Wonder Woman even realises hes there. He dashes in, does his thing and gets back to his apartment, just in time to here Wonder Woman gasp "What the hell was that??!!" Then he heard the invisible man reply "Ive got no idea, but f**k my ass hurts!"

I went to a Muslim birthday party the other day... f**k, it was the quickest game of pass the parcel I have ever seen!

Andy the crab and Presilla the Lobster princess were madly, deeply in love. They were living an idyllic lifestyle on the bottom of the sea, where they were very happy. One day, the Lobster King told Presilla that she couldnt see Andy the crab anymore. Of course Presilla objected and asked why. The Lobster King told her that Andy, being a crab, was the lowest form of all the crustations. He had no job, no family and worst of all, he couldnt even walk in a straight line! Presilla the Lobster Princess was absolutely gutted, and ran away to tell Andy the bad news. Needless to say, Andy was totally mortified, and ran away to the deep dark depths of the ocean to get drunk on Sea Weed. Anyway, it was the night of the Lobster Ball. Lobsters came from far and wide to attend, and they were all having a great time. Presilla the Lobster Princess was the only one who wasnt having a good time - instead she was sitting beside her father's throne, lamenting the loss of her hearts desire, when suddenly the doors on the ball room were thrown open, and there stood Andy the Crab. After a huge gasp from everyone in the room, the ball room went dead quiet. Andy the crab slowly started walking up through the middle of the room. He was walking very painstakingly forward, one foot after the other. It took him a while to get to the Kings Throne, but no one stopped him - they were all amazed that a crab was walking forward - not sideways, but forwards. Finally, he got the the Kings Throne, and stood there looking up at the King, looking back at him. No one made a sound. Finally, Andy the Crab said: "f**k Im pissed!"

A blonde, a brunette and a red head escape from a womens prison. They are on the run though a paddock, when they decide to hide out in the loft of a barn until the heat was off them. Not long after they got in there, the police came in searching for them. The three women didnt know what to do, and at the last minute, they decided to hide in three sacks that were up there with them. When the police came up, they poked the first bag with a stick. The Brunette went "WOOF" when they did. The police just assumed it was a dog. They poked the second bag, and the red head called out "MEOW", so they just assumed it was a cat. They finally poked the bag the blonde was in. When they did, the blonde called out "POTATOES"

There was an old guy who worked at the local timber mill who kept on bragging to his workmates that he could identify any piece of wood and where it was from just by the smell. Hell, he could even do it blindfolded with his hands tied behind his back. His co-workers decided to test this theory (as you would!), so they set him up with a blindfold and tie his hands behind his back, and put the first piece of wood down in front of him. He sniffs it from one end to the other - and tells his dumbfounded co-workers that it is a piece of rough sawn pine from the Kaingaroa Forest. His work mates cant believe it, so they put another piece of wood down in front of him. Again he sniffed it from one end to the other and told them that it was a piece of Native Rimu from the west coast of the South Island.. This continues for evry single piece of wood his work mates can find. They hatch a bit of plan to trip him up though - they get their secretary to lie down on the table, and tell him to identify that. So the old chap sniffs from one end to the other, and stops to think. He takes another sniff, and finally says: "Im only guessing here, but Id say its the sh*t house door off a lobster boat"

The manager of a large department store was showing a new employee the ropes. He was teaching the young man the art of upselling to the customers. He explained that if a customer came in wanting a camera, then it would be a good idea to also try and sell them something that compliments it - like a camera bag or a memory stick etc. Just then, a customer comes in and asks where he might find lawnseed. The manager tells his trainee to watch and learn. When the customer gets his lawn seed, the manager asks him if he would like to buy a lawn mower with that. The customer asks why he would want a lawn mower. The manager explains that when the lawn seed grows, he is going to need to mow it, so logically, a lawn mower will be required. The customer realises this is a good idea and purchases a lawn mower. The next customer to ask for assistance came up and asked where he might find tampons for his wife. The manager tells his employee to try and upsell something to the customer, so the trainee takes him to where the tampons are kept and then asks the customer if he would like to buy a lawn mower with that. The manager drops his head, thinking that the kid had just screwed up. The customer asked why the hell would he want to buy a lawn mower when he came in to get tampons for his wife, to which the trainee replied "Well, your weekend is f**ked, so you might as well mow the lawns!!!"

Little Willy with a shout, Gouged the babies eyeballs out, Jumped on them to make them pop, Mother murmered "Willy, Stop!" Willy with a thirst for gore, Nailed his brother to the floor, Mother said with humoured quaint: "Careful Will, dont mark the paint" Willy shot his little sister, She was dead before we missed her. Willy's always up to tricks, Aint he cute - he's only six!

true, but who would put all that money into doing such a huge project conversion and just leave it with a stock 4 or 6 banger engine.... that would be retarded. It probably has a dirty ole V8 or something in it...Do you have any background info on it Ryan?

for all those hard to reach places.... that is absolutely awesome. No one would f**k with you - cos you could just run them over! Id hate to see it trying to go around a corner quickly though!!