speakeasy

me and you both...

hey if you start a thread called "post whores" in a forum called "off topic" then of course it will "go nowhere" andy, thats hardly reason enough to lock the thread. whilst i agree with grant that offensive comments should not be posted, i cant see the need to totally mess with peoples posts then lock the thing up... admin abuse anyone?

haha whatever ive seen heaps of a threads get far far more "off topic" and be allowed to run unchecked... if a mods involved that is... whats that they say about power?

electric road cone pleasure toys!!!!

what mah mamma toort me real gud at the speeling

pass me the tissues gus, im about to go rub one out in the drive way...

lol

you work in a sex toy shop?

are they? are they really?

bro thats awful. truely truely awful. sh*t i dont think shed even fit in the city....

that hurts.

haha the chicks you tried to pull with BMW saw thru it and the chick you used to pull in the wagon were all "aw nah man, hes got tha 2 flash car 4 for us bay" i think that is an acurate reenactment of the kind of chick you would pick up that eyesore... haha nah jokes i bet that things a chick magnet... having said that my honda citys record is only still on par if not better than the beamer...

its bigger? oh wait i read about this... on the net its always 12 times bigger than you say... okay doin the math, ...right....hmmm.... so that would be 12 times smaller. sh*t mang, thats still bigger n' most. word is born.

yea sometimes it cracks me up. sometimes having a honda driving mod on site makes me wave a fist in the air with sheer frustration at the blatant post editing. (yea so im still sulky over the "whoring myself past 2oo penises" edit :confused: ) but im gonna be okay and thats whats important.... in all honesty i was gonna buy a flashy mtec kited 318 just for the badge (and steez), but my mate beat me to it and got a 325 manual. 1 drive and i was sold. 6 months later i had my very own. 2 years later still stoked. loving the car and the badge. and that it was a little bit rarer than a jappa... no bane intended...

man solutio, why you always gotta be all up in mah game dawg?

sh*t solutio, that thoughtless motorcycle driver has got me worked up... i hope he was punished by the proper authorities for his actions.

are you my girlfriend? i cant find her anywhere.

thoughtless f**king motorcyclist. what the f**k does he think hes doing... i meant the world of "emotional pain" the vauxhill driver is in. its a classic.

that is a truely truely horrible picture. imagine that world of pain that poor f**ker is in right now. imagine.

"IM CHILD PORNOGRAPHY!!!" "IM CHILD PORNOGRAPHY!?!?!?" -you are. AHHAHHAHHAHAHA pwn3d "solutio" IN YOUR FACE!

34. road cones are a suitible form of sextoy... oh wait, is that just me?

click that comment PWN3|)!!!!1!!!one! not only andy and gus, but absolutely pwnzored sic aswell. i think a new pwnage master has risen from the bimmersport ranks... :bowdown:

"you boys are really into it?"- from a guy that actually spent money modifying a CRX.....

she gave me an email back, its "installed by a mechanic at "gerry" clayton" so i should get my facts right... i wasnt aware the BMW dealership in takapunas hurstmere road was classed as a factory? silly little girl.

where will this whoring end sic? i think i saw gus advertising some kind of intimate "jungle cock" massage service in the herald...