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  1. speakeasy

    Forum Whores

    who is the solutio guy and why does he want to display his manhood to everyone? im a little concerned. andy i think the safest option would just be to ban solutio for life and perhaps contact some kind of authority, we could tell them solutio tried to distribute child pornography. yea, i think thats the safest idea.
  2. speakeasy

    new boy

    if you have to ask youll never know...p.s. this is my three hundreth and twenty fifth post. cool...
  3. speakeasy

    WTF !?

    "hey dude just wanted to let you know that BMW has never made an E36 with a turbocharger. ever. they never made an E30 with one either. or any 5 6 or 7 series for that matter. the last non diesel BMW model to come from factory turbo'd was the 2002ti and that was in the late 70's. so either youve been suckered by whoever sold it to you, or your just lying about some dodgy turbo conversion that youve had done, either way you shouldnt be telling people its from BMW, this is a straight out lie and it will without doubt sh*t itself in the near future. peace." okay sweet hes sorted now...
  4. good luck. plus it wouldnt fit unless you get the guards too. which would be even harder to find than the bumper. id give up on this idea if i were you.
  5. nah bimmer boy it was a custom "burgandy and primer" with a big ass huge-gantic ADIO sticker down one side and another huge-gantic DCSHOECO down the other. and a f**k load of cheapskates stickers. and heaps of rust. oh and i never cleaned it. sound familiar?
  6. better scan better scan! i hate it when i cant see chicks properly. well done. i got busted in a very similar fashion, it was on on of those stupid reality cop shows, rescue 111 or something, doing an episode on underage riot parties on the north shore, and my olds were all, "look at these bloody kids, good for nothing...." "wait a minute! what the hell were you doing there jack!* up untill then id convinced my olds i didnt drink. however my 17 year old face, glass eyed sluring and falling over myself betrayed me. god damn TV 3.
  7. word. id like a type R integra... pity about the retards that drive them. infact, pity about the people that drive hondas full stop... ahahahahaha *awaits complete baining by hondaphile admin's editing...* *edit by *sic, nah man seriously i dont care, if you dont like another car or person ie me cause i drive a "honda", good on ya, really"
  8. speakeasy

    325Grant

    E30 porn.... i love it.
  9. speakeasy

    new boy

    lol, "hey every one im gus, look at my shiney leather recaros, blah blah blah..." nice ride, looks tidy, seat covers, be it playboy or repco are scum tho. steal gus's interior. that'd shut him up for a while...
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    WTF !?

    some one should send him/her questions like "i wasnt aware BMW made turbos, with the exception of .....(name a few rare and exotic cars and put specs in and production line numbers) where abouts did your turbo 318 come from? or just straight call them dirty little liars. either way, answering these questions will snap them and leaving them unanswered looks hella dodgy.
  11. gus, i heard some pretty interesting stories about teachers and students at rangi, a maths teacher i think, but i had left before the dirty slut started f**king students... what do you know about this one gus... i also heard she likes atheletes... gus? ...
  12. yea mine was just a 1100cc, but it was manual and you could do whatever the f**k you wanted with it, it was worth about a hundred and fifty bucks. cops wouldnt even pull me over doing seventy in a fifty zone, cause it looked as though i couldnt afford to pay fines anyway. plus it would go to town and back everyday for 2 weeks on 20 bucks. or less. i wrote her off, when i was "off roading" im missing her right now...
  13. so is this chick hot? i prefer only to stalk hot chicks. even if its only thjis strange kind of "group virtual e-stalking", id prefer it if she were hot. has anyone got pictures? next time your hanging around out side her house, take a digi camera.
  14. i had a "race modified" honda city once. it was actually pretty cool. i miss it sometimes. but only sometimes.
  15. honestly thats gonna have to grow on me. however with most new cars, esp. the new skylines and lancers, you have to see the top of the range model to fully understand it, like a standard 4dr skyline looks pretty ass untill you see a zilla, then it kinda starts making sense, ya know? so im pretty amped to see an E90 shape M3.....
  16. the bank shouted my car... but im pretty sure they want me to pay them back....
  17. yeah gus you got dibs... dont hold your breath tho...
  18. again, im going with the G-unit on this one. M3pwer PWNS all e30's in auckland, no contest. well i saw a black m3 last year in town that came close. and as for 318is being rare, which they are more than other e30's, i have seen a f**kload in auckland. gavin bellairs has one, and ive seen 2 red ones in taka and a few in new market.... as far as i can tell they are real, i often stop and sift around having a perv...
  19. yeah grants right! WAY overpriced... for something a little more realistic, head on over to MY 323 listing....
  20. grant! it sounds like you also know what this "devil crap" is... please you gotta let me know....
  21. speakeasy

    My Beamer

    *shiver* "i pity the fool..." sigh, sometimes i see these posts and shiver with geekiness... *shiver* there it goes again....
  22. want some 14' basketweaves? good nick with rubber?
  23. devil crap? would you like to clarify? hows does one know if one is indeed listening to "devil crap"
  24. speakeasy

    Doom 3

    f**k all of you and your tuants... :finger: i am soooo down for a multiplayer lan of cstrike its not funny.... let me know if anything comes of it....shadowninja, is your PC sweet to run D3? i reckon it would kill mine... lucky bastard...
  25. um okay so if you couldnt tell its... mint. Black 4dr auto 323i, $3,500 worth of engine work since it arrived, (new computer) drives like new, and pretty quick... FULL M3 kit, skirts, clear indicators, M3 twin stalk mirrors, Dual remus Upswept exhaust and 18' BBS cross spokes w/ Pirrelli P7000... this car is soo horny i am shattered my mate is selling... he has it on trade me with a starting bid of 17,000 and is looking for closer to 20,000 but i reckon he'd be a neg. to a bimmersport member... please somebody that loves bimmers buy this car, dont let some lamer that wouldnt know an m3 from a morris minor get this car... Get me (jack) on 021 183 3501 or a P.M or whatever if you know someone thats interested....
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