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Dodgy owner: "Oh god... ive just written off my m3....oh god oh god oh god"*wait! its insured!* Dodgy owner:" hi there Insurance company i just wrote off my GENUINE M3, id like 60K please..." Insurance company: " oh im sorry sir, weve only got a 1988 318i here, so heres your 3,995 dollars. thank you." Dodgy owner: "oh god oh god oh god oh god oh god..."

haha thats f**king awesome. id love one. id be driving around all "yo bitchez check my mad monster truck steez!" "and what???" id be badass!!!!1!!one1!!! (with a capital "ONE") or not. i saw a middle aged guy driving a full offroad spec brand spankers Landrover Discovery - snorkle and all - over a curb outside the cafes in takapuna for no apparent reason. he looked stoked. im pretty sure he had "wanker" tattooed on his forehead. retards.

you need an excuse? :beer: :beer: :beer:

"still no interior" why must you pain me with the truth andrew.... not far off now....

oh crap, 400 dollars later and the damn thing wont sit right.... turns out my new roof panel was bent and wont sit flush, plus the winding is HELLA noisy and only goes 3/4 and i PAID professionals to do it... sigh... so what i need is a another STRAIGHT RUST FREE sunroof panel... any colour, and the metal tenticle arms that it uses to wind with... and if anybody can actually do this job properly, please sing out! i cant bear the thought of another 400....

so the sign said "4wd AND chains access only" ... well signs are for pussies... at 2 in the morning in a snow storm the 325 made it 3/4 of the way up the whakapapa side road without chains, untill we started hitting snowdrifts a few feet high... haha the primera got f**ked on the first corner and had to turn back... good times. p.s. you wouldnt believe how easily fooled the road stop guys are at the bottom of thewhakapapa road... "hey mate 4wd only today" - "um yeah we know, our 325 IS 4wd" "oh... um okay then guys..." as we go ass out sideways round the first corner...

a word of warning... i to, installed my own replacement sunroof, on the advice that, "its a piece of piss, you can do it in an hour" well the bastard thing came out but wont go back in and im driving around with masking tape sealing the sunroof, as it wont sit properly. beware....

that is incredible. who would do such a thing?

you better hope t 3 h l 3 3 t h a x 0 r s dont see that, else they be h a x 0r ing you c drives to the baddest11!211!!!! or something.

320's going hard? that is a pretty huge call. my brother has one and it most certainly does not go hard. and as for sics honda? it may pwn, but as a trade off for all that vtec power you have to drive a crx all day...

*ahem crack-head ahem*323i beating wrx's? nuff said.

monster.

*sic your mad honda would pwn my bmw, i gotta get me a honda!theni will be a tru playa :thumb:

i love the twists and turns of the ongoing "rouge elements" saga.. stolen passwords... false postings.... this is awesome.... p.s. i enquired a few years ago about the kits in performance and total bmw, the autotint ones, obviously they arent authentic, so fitting maybe iffy, but regardless its horribly expensive to get them to new zealand, even after you realise that they are 249 pound and thats only like 700 nz. i think if anyone is serious, this should be a group buy thread to help soften the shipping price blow...

well actually three cars... and no sex 1993 525 manual, face lift, dont know the kays yet, white, excellent condition looking for around 10,500... 1995 subaru legacy wagon auto, silver, GT twin turbo, leather, 2 sunroofs, full electrics, air con, 17' mags, REBUILT engine only a few weeks ago, 11,000 ono 1996 Honda Orthia, wagon, auto, 2.0 4wd, burgandy, 15' mags, sat nav, 6 disc stacker, 90,000kms, 9,000 ono... if you know any1 interested, call jack 021 183 3501, or pm me... sweet

i dont understand... you say it as if there were something wrong with the '64?i loved that machine.... p.s. the DANGERZONE song cannot be fully appreciated untill its been played full blast in your car with the windows down as you accedentially drive into the ohakune mardigra parade between floats at 5 km an hour. good times

i get a kick out of thinking about the price of my car new.. including inflation estimate... suckas im driving 80 odd grands worth of car!!! ....in 1989...

the back lights look awfully rice.... other wise a nice little 4wd, i dont know why BMW bothered tho... other than to make money obviously.. 4WDS like that size, rav4 vitara etc are soo gay, BMW should have left that niche well alone...

yo i can make copies but i gotta send em out to you... i doubt you can email a file that big? so addresses people...

give me some warning as to when your gonna buy them, so i can budget this sh*t in.

.......... real cheap..........

same deal, only back driver side, happens anytime theres a shift in weight, this dosent even need to be cornering.. even whislt accelerating...

M3 = all round specialised performance weapon. ( :bowdown: ) 318i with turbo, suspension and big brakes = 318i with turbo, suspension and big brakes. i know what id be spending my money on...

i hope you sprinkled the talcum powder on your pimp slap-hand and bitch slapped some sense into him.

ahahahahhaha in two short weeks the old boy picks up his 69 mach 1 mustang!!!! oh sh*t, its good to be me.... :bowdown: mustang :bowdown: