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speakeasy

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  1. jesus gus you never... NEVER.. cease to surprise me
  2. ha. sooo last month dude. i already link the stuntaz' your slippin man....
  3. HUSH YOUR MOUTH! f**k she gives a great blow job.... youve gotta remember, shes just a slut not a porn star... those girls are trained professionals... she just keeps hacking away till the jobs done. COMMITMENT. let us never speak ill of paris again.PS i have the full video, 45mins on vcd for windows, the crappy night time stuff and the full colour f**kfest. theres no girl on girl tho... hit me back if yous want a copy...
  4. no good bro... i hear chicks dig scars though.. see if they cant give you one next time your under the knife....
  5. best birthday wishes bro
  6. unless you can get some kind of discount on the trim. the front plastic kind. you know what im talking about gus.
  7. many a net punk has stepped up to get beat down by the mad counterstrike steez of the .donkeypunch* i be givin out headshots like the salvation army be givin out hot soup.
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    E30 Recaros

    i wondered what the kleenex was for in gus's glove box...
  9. if its been checked out, sweet, but bear in mind the frustration of fixing and replacing original bits n pieces when you really want to be up-grading and modding....
  10. who the bad guys or the cops.....
  11. maybe they all died.*crosses fingers and hopes REALLY hard*
  12. hell nah dawg. these peeps fo real. these guys think they rock the party that ROCKS the party. f**ktards.p.s. ICEY HOT STUNTAZ PWN ALL!!!1!!!
  13. *picks self up, shrugs off compressed skull, pops in ribs, struts up the street on two compound fractures, in each leg, punches driver in head for messing with his fro, smooths out candy bar from back pocket* ....."ladies"
  14. that looks pretty slick. its a good idea. pity my car is blue grey cloth.
  15. i say hang out and wait for one without problems, my brothers 1990 320 was 3,500 and is MINT. no problems whatsoever. bastards got leather too.
  16. lol. f**king perverts.
  17. chopped springs. what do you say to that. if it were a good idea, why the hell dosent ANY professional recommend it? ive driven with "sacked" cars from chopped (and to a lesser extent, compressed) springs and they handle sh*t. end of story. maybe they feel fine to drive to the dairy with. as long as the road there is freshly paved, flat, dead straight, and theres no driveway to pull out of. in ANY other senario they drive horribly. and as grant pointed out dangerously. if you think your "sacked" whip handles sweet with chopped springs, you probly havent ever driven anything remotely close to a decent handling car. and the shorten the life of (almost) every single suspension compenent on your car. which is $$$ in the long run. what the f**k? why would anyone do such a thing? p.s. this is just my view, so if youve got chopped springs and ur not gonna change anytime soon, no offence. sweet.
  18. haha, my mate bought a box for his 87, and it wasnt the right one, jesus it took us a while to figure it out....
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    new pepsi ad

    has anyone else seen the new pepsi ad, in the gladiator arena, singing "we will rock you"? if some one had told me last tuesday that i was going to see and ad with britney spears, beyonce and pink in skimpy roman gladiator bikinis, and that it would suck, i would have screamed "liar liar, pants on fire" and slapped them down. how the f**k could pepsi turn those three girls in bikinis into a sh*t ad??? i only hope someone got fired.
  20. oh, the corruption within bimmersport..... edit this into a funny guys, i dare ya. ***Your "dare" will not be accepted by the team at BimmerSport, Thankyou***
  21. Thanks. IMO, E34s look their best in darker coulours, but I couldn't let this opportunity go by, but I reckon white is alright.As for how modern it is for an old car, I couldn't believe the way it rides, handles and steers when compared to my dads 95 Maxima and 99 Commodore. Bloody superior. Gas prices don't concern me anymore, cos its sooooo satisfiying to drive go the white bimmer! looks badass bro, first red interior ive ever seen
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    cameltoe

    lol "ill take a cougar thanks"
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