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Male Slut- Due to a double standard in society, this type does not exist. Anyone you think might have the qualifications to be considered a Male Slut is more accurately called “Awesome.” your god damn right he is.

hey man, if it makes ytou feel better, i had a chuckle. the eating batteries was lost on me though

god youd hope he was taking the piss...

*ahem unemployed ahem* graphic designer, full time market research annoying c**t.... "hi my names jack calling from consumer link market research, were just doing a short study this evening...." my job is like somesort of cruel and unusual punishment. i must have displeased jesus some where along the line...

ahhh yes, my knowledge of the internet is both senseless and useless.

its pathetic, esp when this happens to people in e30's, cause its not like you need to be rich to drive an 89 325, f**k ive got one. these f**kers need to build a bridge and get over it...from the ford forum... "Hehehe nice find Shane....now I am waiting for the Mercedes one so I can send it to my boss." common sense would dictate to copy the post and replace "BMW" with "Mercedes" rather than sitting tight and waiting to come across the "mercedes one" but then common sense would also dictate buying a bmw not a ford... i swear, im surprised that these guys can turn on their computers, let alone run a forum. f**king neanderthals. in the words of the icy hot stuntaz, "dont hate. Appreciate." icy hot stuntaz boiii

bro, youve got some holes in your bonnet? did you know? haha looking good. looking very good. now sell me your eyelids. or, tell me where you got them. oh and the clear side repeaters.

why were you expecting something hilarious? i didnt say i was stunned because it was insanely funny....id say im still stunned now, that someone would do such a thing, and that it would warrent a website. in fact, i feel dumber for having seen it.

...umm standing outside your house in the rain... ...waiting...... ....wanting.... be afraid. be very afraid.

tony ryalls got a good point in the article, about cops turning up when they feel like it, if a crime isnt going to pay. example: thursday night some friends and i set up our rail in the rugby park in mirangi bay, dropped down some ice and proceeded to have a pre season gib, but we had to park a car or two on the field, to light up the rail. in 45 minutes 3 cars "visited" us, all in the hope of issuing a ticket, but couldnt find anything wrong... at about 11pm a legnum wagon comes screaming round the corner out of matipo? road, flys across the foot path and plows through a fence over a 5 or 6m retaining wall, but gets caught and just sits there hanging off the edge (full action movie steez) we help the driver out, who (in shock) nearly hopped out the drop side, to his presumable death, and then proceeded to wait like another half hour for the first cop on the scene, and even then, it looked as though he was actually coming back to harass us and had stumpled apon a station wagon hanging off a 2 story drop. regardless of the driver doing about 90 round a 25 corner, the cop blamed us for being a distraction, i imagine he thought he could maybe squeeze a buck or two out of us... tony ryall hit it on the head with "the publics relationship with the police is strained" f**kers.

badger im still stunned from this site. must view it with speakers...

i thought id send hayzesquad and email... "whats up guys. you should know that your website is the worst website i have ever seen. ever. your cars are truely horrible and your profiles make you all sound gay. which is fine, because your pictures make you look like some stupid indian boyband that would also be gay. infact, ive seen bowls of cornflakes look tougher than you. looking through all the mindless sh*t youve written (and spelt wrong) one thing is correct, and that is that god will judge you. and by the looks of your joke of a car club, your all f**ked. peace." still waiting on a reply... you guys should send them one aswell, congratulating them on the fly whips and tough steez yo' [email protected]

lol...spring chicken... ahh grant, you old kidder...a friend of mine lives on st benedicts, opp, the big concreate cafe... i forget the name...

wherea bouts are you? in ak? if so my tire guy can hook you up with some pretty sweet apex springs from holland... 45mm or superlow 60mm

i saw a mitzi rally car skulking along the motorway last night with its roof completely caved in, obviously after a roll... ...the look on the drivers face...

what a good bitch.

im aroused... is that wrong... if i sell my car i just need to find, oh, i dont know, maybe $198,000... oh yes it shall be mine...

wheres a rouge satellite dropping out of the sky and plummeting to earth when you need it??? youd think god would get pretty pissed off with retards like these taking his name in vain every three sentences. you'd think that he at least kill two or three in horrible fashions... of at least cripple the fat one and laugh at his attempts to fit into a wheelchair.

firstly the vermin that killed the poor old lady deserves to die, after a stint of heavy anal punishment at the hands of mteden prisons sexoffenders wing. however being new zealand the scum will most probably be out in 7 to 15. i dont think i look particularly ghetto, nor does my baby, in the first month or so of owning my ride i was pulled over 4 times, 3 of which by the same officer! what the f**k is up with that. the first time was a "routine" inspection, howevcer somewhere along the way the officer detected "a funny smell" that ment back up was called, and 2 cars and 7 officers later i had a halfhour search of my car and its passengers. after finding no pot the officer decided it must have been an "air borne" scent. in the same week i was pulled over a few kms away from the first place, and had my car again searched, by the same officer, for about halfnhour, because a "white sedan" had been seen robbing garages in milford. whislt said search was happening a white sacked mitsi galant full of thugs looking sus as rolled past... the third time the same officer pulled me over i threatened harrasment and he let me go with a "warning" ...warning for what i am still not sure on... and the last time was when i had the flu and was going to the dairy for lemsip, in a hoody and puffer jacket (i was freezing) and the officer pulled me over because "i looked like the kind of 'hood' that would have stolen the car. honestly i know police do actually do good work... or so i am told... but how can you respect these retards when they pull you over and harrass you in the hope of finding a joint in your glovebox... im sure SEVEN police officers could have been doing something alittle more inportant than searching my car for no reason on a saturday night.. i wonder how many people got beaten and robbed in auckland in that 45 minutes...

hey can anyone help me out?? i need a bentley manual or similar for like a day to photocopy some diagrams out of, for my sunroof and heater jobs.. id love to finish them this year... and a mate needs to see some diagrams urgent! any help would be appreciated!

GRLB8T "girlbait" on a full pimp-spec 325i, no springs, lexus lights, gizzilion inch chromes... is full-wanker but i must admit, out of the 5 people in the car, the driver was the only male... maybe he pays em... M3PWR... on that red e30 M3 from the bays, sick. forgive me guys, but my original plan of action was to go into the bank, loan my life away, get a black 325 not to dissimilar to gus's, spend up large on chrome, clear everything and more chrome untill i had reached pimp-spec and get the plate BNKRPT which would have been funny because after about 2 months of missing payments i probably wouldve been... but i resisted the temptation.

would that be a capital E in wankEr? john banks needs a bullet.

a friend of mine taught me the black art of heel toe once, but i have since stopped and now suck. but it helps when your learning to start in bare feet.

....my head hurts.... hieniken good.... long island ice tea's bad....

hey cheers guys... jesus 22, thats almost thirty, and thirties past half way to fifty, and sh*t, after fifty your almost dead... is there such a thing as a pre quarter-life crisis??? haha, yea the 22nd party planning has begun. should be in a few weeks, if i can be assed. then you can all come and "drink my beer" hahaha