Mark 178 Report post Posted September 14, 2008 Ahahahahah! And asking yourself questions pretending to be a potential buyer too!!! Q: Hey there, thankyou very much for the test drive yesterday. Car drives great & sounds awesome. Best looking E30 i've ever seen too, sure is a minta bro. Hope I win this auction! posted by portnoyo1 (new) A: Mate not a problem. Glad you like the car. I could see that twinkle in your eye and lasted the whole hour that you were here! Hahaha.... Oh dear. *shakes head* Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DrphTa 5 Report post Posted September 14, 2008 hahahaha. that made my day Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Apex 693 Report post Posted September 14, 2008 (edited) Ahahahahah! And asking yourself questions pretending to be a potential buyer too!!! [/size] [/size]Oh dear. *shakes head* Oh dear, Q: Can I buy you a drink Porntoy?? A: Why yes can Porntoy.. Q: Your place or mine Porntoy bangshikawawa Sorry, this is a for sale thread… Edited September 14, 2008 by Apex Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Simon* Report post Posted September 14, 2008 Ahahahahah! And asking yourself questions pretending to be a potential buyer too!!! [/size] [/size]Oh dear. *shakes head* OK Mr Noy benefit of the doubt is over. You are a f**ktard Your credibility just doused itself in green chartreuse, set the zippo to itself and jumped from a 9th story window of a notorious men's turkish bathing establishment in flames screaming "I couldn't take it anymore, I love the cock!" RIP That may not be very PC or even appropriate for a mod but people who pull this sh*t on TM really get on my wick. Someone email them and get the little creep banned - I'm busy drinking Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Mark 178 Report post Posted September 14, 2008 OK Mr Noy benefit of the doubt is over. You are a f**ktard Your credibility just doused itself in green chartreuse, set the zippo to itself and jumped from a 9th story window of a notorious men's turkish bathing establishment in flames screaming "I couldn't take it anymore, I love the cock!" RIP Best. single. post. on. Bimmersport. EVAR! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jjs 60 Report post Posted September 14, 2008 OK Mr Noy benefit of the doubt is over. You are a f**ktard Your credibility just doused itself in green chartreuse, set the zippo to itself and jumped from a 9th story window of a notorious men's turkish bathing establishment in flames screaming "I couldn't take it anymore, I love the cock!" RIP That may not be very PC or even appropriate for a mod but people who pull this sh*t on TM really get on my wick. Someone email them and get the little creep banned - I'm busy drinking Bahahahahahaha. And I was getting worried Bimmersport was getting too PC and wimpy! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Grant 4 Report post Posted September 14, 2008 As a fellow Moderator, I fully support Simon's flaming of this gimp. What an idiot, did you not think anyone would put two and two together with you bidding on your own auction. Least you could have done is get a mate to do it. Cheers Grant Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
QuickSilver 0 Report post Posted September 14, 2008 And the question and answer bit is just hysterical... I love it hahaha Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
greenday-rulz21 4 Report post Posted September 14, 2008 Can't stop laughing! Why make it soo obvious mate? If you were going to wouldn't you call your account something new? Not the name you used on a BMW site where you advertised it as well as the link? If you're gonna do it you may as well do it well. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
bravo 34 Report post Posted September 14, 2008 Don't come crying to me this time mate. You make your bed, you lie in it. Sympathy = gone. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
PORTNOY 0 Report post Posted September 14, 2008 LOL. OMG! How stupid you're all looking right now. Do you all know who Mike Portnoy is? He's the drummer of my favourite band Dream Theater. The guy (Trey) who came to look at my E30 is also a drummer (like myself) and is a huge Mike Portnoy fan. Just because we use our idol drummer's surname as a sign in, you all have to presume straight away? Alot of user names starting with portnoy in hotmail aren't available. I wonder why? FFS! This site is soooooo f**kED UP! Get a life girls. Now run along and all go play quietly with yourselves.... TOOODLES..... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Grant 4 Report post Posted September 14, 2008 Wow, what a coincidence, thats amazing.... Don't we all look stupid, I can barely see through all the egg on my face currently. Seriously though, you are digging a pretty big hole for yourself. Very entertaining indeed. Cheers Grant Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
bravo 34 Report post Posted September 14, 2008 Bullshit. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
PORTNOY 0 Report post Posted September 14, 2008 Wow, what a coincidence, thats amazing.... Don't we all look stupid, I can barely see through all the egg on my face currently. Seriously though, you are digging a pretty big hole for yourself. Very entertaining indeed. Cheers Grant Why am I digging a big hole? Have each and every one of you got the walk to support the talk? Where's the proof in your presumption? You don't have any so run along BOYS..... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
3series 0 Report post Posted September 14, 2008 (edited) Loving your response - put it this way - you might think this community is f**ked but .. the reality is - word gets around - and the only person willing to pay that sort of money for a car like that is probably bound to be warned off in pthe pipeline. Good luck with the sale, toodles! Whats more, its interesting this guy was able to get ahold of your considering as your phone number doesnt look listed on there. Edited September 14, 2008 by bmw3 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
PORTNOY 0 Report post Posted September 14, 2008 Loving your response - put it this way - you might think this community is f**ked but .. the reality is - word gets around - and the only person willing to pay that sort of money for a car like that is probably bound to be warned off in pthe pipeline. Good luck with the sale, toodles! Whats more, its interesting this guy was able to get ahold of your considering as your phone number doesnt look listed on there. Another presumption! The guy had my number from a couple of auctions ago, he was going to look at the car when he came back to Auck. And he now has and he is keen. Wanted to know the reserve but I didn't give it to him. Told him to bid even though he test drove and drooled over the car for an hour. I suppose you want to call the guy and ask him now? Anymore proof to back up your bs BOYS? FFS! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
greenday-rulz21 4 Report post Posted September 14, 2008 Another presumption! The guy had my number from a couple of auctions ago, he was going to look at the car when he came back to Auck. And he now has and he is keen. Wanted to know the reserve but I didn't give it to him. Told him to bid even though he test drove and drooled over the car for an hour. I suppose you want to call the guy and ask him now? Anymore proof to back up your bs BOYS? FFS! Haha, give it away mate. You think you're soo smart making up these sh*t excuses. Then calling all of us idiots when you got found out. And you went to a moderator. I can't imagine why. ooooohh another presumption!! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
PORTNOY 0 Report post Posted September 14, 2008 Haha, give it away mate. You think you're soo smart making up these sh*t excuses. Then calling all of us idiots when you got found out. And you went to a moderator. I can't imagine why. ooooohh another presumption!! I aint giving anything away. You will get to know that I fight to the death..... Now, show me your proof that I'm that same person bidding.... Come on BOY, you're a student, use that thing between your shoulders that you call a head! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
lbirgel 0 Report post Posted September 14, 2008 this is gold!! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
PORTNOY 0 Report post Posted September 14, 2008 this is gold!! Hell yeah, I'm loving it! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
bmw.maniac 1 Report post Posted September 14, 2008 So what, you friend, a TM member since September '08, got you number off a prvious auction with the latest starting on the 2nd or 3rd? So what, he registered on the 1st and got your number that very same day? I sense a Tui ad. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
PORTNOY 0 Report post Posted September 14, 2008 So what, you friend, a TM member since September '08, got you number off a prvious auction with the latest starting on the 2nd or 3rd? So what, he registered on the 1st and got your number that very same day? I sense a Tui ad. He wasn't even in Auck the first time he approached me Sherlock. He was browsing from Australia.... He's only just moved to Auck. So I suspect he didn't have his own membership? Suppose you want to call him and ask him to lunch gaylord? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
bmw.maniac 1 Report post Posted September 14, 2008 He wasn't even in Auck the first time he approached me Sherlock. He was browsing from Australia.... He's only just moved to Auck. So I suspect he didn't have his own membership? Suppose you want to call him and ask him to lunch gaylord? And how did he get your number if he didn't have a membership? Oh let me guess, he was using his friends. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
PORTNOY 0 Report post Posted September 14, 2008 Mate, did you take biology? It ain't between you shoulders, its above them. Also the saying is, use that thing between your ears called a brain! What a f...wit. Looks between your shoulders to me. If that aint between, then your mother is Jessica Alba Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
CamB 48 Report post Posted September 14, 2008 (edited) Anymore proof to back up your bs BOYS? FFS! Says the guy already banned by Trademe for schill bidding on the last auction? "Mum's credit card" - bullsh!t. Mate - you have zero credibility. The only person who needs to do any proving is you. So, provide a link to the auction that your new mate portnoy.no1 go your number from. Thanks. Also, YOU ARE NOT GOING TO SELL YOUR CAR FOR $15K. OK Mr Noy benefit of the doubt is over. You are a f**ktard Your credibility just doused itself in green chartreuse, set the zippo to itself and jumped from a 9th story window of a notorious men's turkish bathing establishment in flames screaming "I couldn't take it anymore, I love the cock!" RIP QFT one more time. Edited September 14, 2008 by CamB Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
