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Haha thats just a LITTLE over the top. Although the last one is pretty badass.

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The Knight XV armoured vehicle is another option.

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Compensating for the smaller things in their lives.

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Or an International CXT - 6.6 tonnes of Hummer crushing steel.

Big Ole Truck

When you go down the road in the CXT, everything around you seems to shrink. Hummers are like Minis. Occasionally you find a crushed Toyota Prius up under the wheel well, and you have to get in there with a stick and pull it out. Most unfortunate.

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You have no idea how much I want a CXT.

That middle F650 is awesome as well.

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And the reason the Big Three American car companies are F@#&ed?

Discuss.....

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Big trucks on steroids.......i want the middle one

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hmmmmmm.. what possible practical uses would that truck / SUV or wateva category its in be useful in??

pick up really heavy grocery shopping? robbing a bank? being a good samaritan and tow a broken down bus to the depot?

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hmmmmmm.. what possible practical uses would that truck / SUV or wateva category its in be useful in??

pick up really heavy grocery shopping? robbing a bank? being a good samaritan and tow a broken down bus to the depot?

Well duh- zombie apocalypse of course! lol

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And the reason the Big Three American car companies are F@#&ed?

Discuss.....

I think you'll find Navistar International aren't part of the big three and are doing just fine after their issues with Deloitte in 2006.

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hmmmmmm.. what possible practical uses would that truck / SUV or wateva category its in be useful in??

pick up really heavy grocery shopping? robbing a bank? being a good samaritan and tow a broken down bus to the depot?

driving over the top of idiots that don't use their righthand indacatiors before they get to the corner.

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seriously.. i'll be like WTF if i see one of those here LOL

although they do look awesome... especially the 2nd 1.

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Besides towing I can' think of any logical necessity to own something like that. I guess it fits into the American culture of "I've got a bigger one" They look good though, but imagine parking a big bitch like that?

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Great thing about it, if you own one you can park Anywhere.

Not much anyone else can do about it.

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I want one, but would trade the 42" plasma for a gun rack. and maybe a massive opening roof for zombie pot-shots.

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I want one, but would trade the 42" plasma for a gun rack.

Don't worry, all American pick-ups come with gun racks as standard fitment, most have a variety of weapons already inside when you buy! They also come with a unique sat-nav / homing system that automatically takes you to a bar on Saturday night and drives you home at the end of the evening via the nearest strip joint (allegedly :ph34r: )

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I would own one to travelin. Live in, bathe in and put a full size pub in it. Would be the perfect mobile heaven.

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Don't worry, all American pick-ups come with gun racks as standard fitment, most have a variety of weapons already inside when you buy!

Actually. There was something on the news the other day about a car dealer in the US who was doing a roaring trade offering free firearms with ever pickup sold!

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Does it come with optional turrets I wonder? lol

Only the Texas and Arizona state models....  

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I would own one to travelin. Live in, bathe in and put a full size pub in it. Would be the perfect mobile heaven.

Because they're so bit they probably have their own climate inside & political systems & countries e.t.c

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pic 2 and 3 look sweet. I'd totally rock one of those!

That CXT on the otherhand looks like a pointless heap of junk

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