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Everything posted by ED1RTY
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Think i may still have the rubber ones from when i took em off. Ill have a look for ya
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lol I <3 slammed dubs.. That bagged wagon about 1/4 way through was fookin cool
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heh... I found it so much better with metal Makes for good 'spirited driving'
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feeling the lockage....
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WILL BE SOLD DE-REGISTERED Would think the place where the impact has happened would be quite hard to repair and the chassis is probably bent. Good for a V8 and some leather to stick into your car but i wouldn't bother with a repair.. You could even stick the wheels on you car!!!! Bet me to it lol
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As per title, As New $30 Also have an E30 Bentley Service Manual.... $45
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HB Shelley, have a good one, dont fall of ya horse
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holy hell!! R.I.P 540LE/iS Glad you are okay Cain.
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Some very spirited driving in that clip, good find =)
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State the obvious lol basically the same as any car, treat it right and im sure you will have a good run
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Another women vs male FEMALE GEOGRAPHY Between 18 and 25 A woman is like Africa: Wild , naturally beautiful and full of mysterious , fertile deltas. Between 26 and 34 A woman is like America : Well-developed and open for trade, especially for those with stacks of money. Between 35 and 44 A woman is like India : Sensual, relaxed, in full bloom, aware of her beauty. Between 45 and 54 A woman is like France : Deliciously mature, still a pleasant destination to visit. Between 55 and 60 A woman is like Yugoslavia : A lost war, haunted by the mistakes of the past. Major reconstruction work is mostly the only answer. Between 61 and 65 A woman is like Russia : Vast with undefined frontiers. The cold climate puts off any potential visitors. Between 66 and 70 A woman is like Mongolia : A glorious past, great conquests, but without a future. After 70 A woman is like Afghanistan or the north pole: Many know its whereabouts, but no one dares to venture there...... MALE GEOGRAPHY Sorry guys.... Between 15 and 90: A man is like Zimbabwe : Ruled by a d*ck.....
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Oil Change instructions for Women: 1) Drive into Ultra Tune when the odometer reaches 10,000 kilometres since the last oil change. 2) Drink a cup of coffee , read free paper. 3) 15 minutes later, swipe the Visa and leave with a properly maintained vehicle. Money spent: Oil Change: $40.00 Coffee: $2.00 Total: $42.00 Oil Change instructions for Men: 1) Wait until Saturday, drive to auto parts store and buy a case of oil, filter, kitty litter, hand cleaner and a scented tree, swipe the Visa for $50.00. 2) Stop by the Bottle Shop and buy a slab of beer, swipe the Visa for $40, drive home. 3) Open a beer and drink it. 4) Jack car up. Spend 30 minutes looking for jack stands. 5) Find jack stands under caravan. 6) In frustration, open another beer and drink it. 7) Place drain pan under engine. 8) Look for 19 mm ring spanner. 9) Give up and use crescent wrench. 10) Unscrew drain plug. 11) Drop drain plug in pan of hot oil: splash hot oil on you in process. Curse and swear. 12) Crawl out from under car to wipe hot oil off face and arms. Throw kitty litter on spilled oil. 13) Have another beer while watching oil drain. 14) Spend 30 minutes looking for oil filter wrench. 15) Give up; crawl under car and hammer a screwdriver through oil filter and twist off. 16) Crawl out from under car with dripping oil filter splashing oil everywhere from holes. Cleverly, hide old oil filter among trash in trash can to avoid environmental penalties. Drink a beer. 17) Install new oil filter making sure to apply a thin coat of oil to gasket surface. 18) Dump first litre of fresh oil into engine. 19) Remember drain plug from step 11. 20) Hurry to find drain plug in drain pan. 21) Drink beer. 22) Discover that first litre of fresh oil is now on the floor. Throw kitty litter on oil spill. 23) Get drain plug back in with only a minor spill. Drink beer. 24) Crawl under car getting kitty litter into eyes. Wipe eyes with oily rag used to clean drain plug. Slip with stupid crescent wrench tightening drain plug and bang knuckles on frame removing any excess skin between knuckles and frame. 25) Begin swearing fit. 26) Throw stupid crescent wrench. 27) Swear for additional 5 minutes because wrench hit bowling trophy. 28) Beer. 29) Clean up hands and bandage as required to stop blood flow. 30) Beer. 31) Dump in five fresh litres of oil. 32) Beer. 33) Lower car from jack stands. 34) Move car back to apply more kitty litter to fresh oil spilled during any missed steps. 35) Beer. 36) Test drive car. 37) Get pulled over: arrested for driving under the influence. 38) Car is impounded. 39) Call loving wife, make bail. 40) 12 hours later, get car from impound yard. Money spent: Parts: $50.00 DUI: $2500.00 Impound fee: $75.00 Bail: $1500.00 Beer: $40.00 Total: $4,185.00 But you know the job was done right!
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Heh, its good, just be easy on the sauce Its also great on anything else with cheese, mac cheese w/ bacon and the aforementioned sauce pwns..
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Can never beat a good fry up
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Shellfish fail. Fish and Crays are decent, Chicken, Duck, Steak, Pork. Mutton if done properly. Cheese on Toast with Worchsteshire (sp) sauce. Any Curry And i always have my stash of Munchies Oh and old people's baking...... Drool Basically Food = Win
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nice wagon, needs a lip
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Good luck with the sale brother. Nicest E36 M3 i've seen in NZ. Credit to you.
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brunette>ginge Edit... Pre baby maybe?
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rjac001. Some people on here have very valid points. Im sorry to say yours is not one. Sometimes it is best to walk away from a losing battle. Cheers Chris
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mate of mine put a 4g63 in a mazda b2000 minitruck, running an l200/l300 gearbox. Tough as nails. Doooo it Ps. does stuff like this. Drop on chassis rail and do work p.p.s lol @ commentary
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lol i think you will find its still in NZ ashkan Just being worked on at mikes old mans.
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gotta love the 84 shape. No side repeaters FTW
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Damn, would have probably been keen for this, never mind