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Napier_E36

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  1. thats sounds about right - I have a lot of fun in my car, and lets face it, an E30 BMW would be more fun to thrash than a Porsche (if you owned both) because the BMW isnt worth as much and as was said, aint going to hurt the pocket as much in the event of a crash!
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    station wagon

    seems like quite an unlikely trade man.... hit one is going!! swap a rare car for a more main stream one - with no motor?? umm.....
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    LSD

    haha this guys a thinker!!! Bro, you on somthing?? thats not like your usual serious replies?!
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    $50

    it isnt fair that the people who earn over a certain income each year get taxed at a higher rate - my old man was a plant manager at the meat works in stortford lodge in hastings. They downsized, and since he was looking to get out, put his hand up for redundancy... Im not too sure what they payed him before tax, but the government took $20,000 in tax.... wheres the fairness in that? I dont think a redundancy pay out should be taxed so highly - afterall, your losing your job and all....
  5. LITTLE BILLY ON...PHILOSOPHY A teacher asks her class, "If there are 5 birds sitting on a fence and you shoot one of them, how many will be left?" She calls on little BILLY. He replies, "None, they will all fly away with the first gunshot." The teacher replies, "The correct answer is 4, but I like your thinking." Then little BILLY says, "I have a question for YOU. There are 3 women sitting on a bench having ice cream: One is delicately licking the sides of the triple scoop of ice cream. The second is gobbling down the top and sucking the cone. The third is biting off the top of the ice cream. Which one is married?" The teacher, blushing a great deal, replies, "Well, I suppose the one that's gobbled down the top and sucked the cone." To which Little BILLY replied, "The correct answer is 'the one with the wedding ring on', but I Iike your thinking."
  6. haha this is exactly how!!! We are all guilty of it tho!
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    new boy

    same goes... they start to sometimes, then blank out...
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    $50

    A little boy wanted $50 very badly and prayed for weeks, but nothing happened. Finally he decided to write God a letter requesting the $50. When the postal authorities received the letter addressed to God, NZ, they decided to forward it to the Prime Minister as a joke. The PM was so amused, that she instructed her secretary to send the little boy a $20 bill. The PM thought this would appear to be a lot of money to a little boy. The little boy was delighted with the $20 bill, and decided to write a thank you note to God, which read: "Dear God: Thank you very much for sending the money. However, I noticed that you sent it through the Beehive in Wellington, NZ... and that b1tch deducted $30.00 in taxes."
  9. God damn that's random, although you gotta admit that mum was a bit a milf... yeah i spose, but it wouldnt be a keep it around thing.... one night stand styles.... But no 3 paper baggers tho!!! Ever. That will not be tolerated!
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    Doom 3

    Lollies??? Lesbians??? (please let it be the lesbians!!!) but why would that mean instant ban?
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    My Beamer

    Grant, didnt you know that the young people of todya have a very low attention span when it comes to stories starting with "When I was a kid I..." you must! because you kept the post short!!! :lol: haha just playing with you mate! :mosh: And yeah - DB5s are indeed the sh*t! :mosh:
  12. I listen to the rock when i can too - at least you dont hear the same song about 5 times a day (which is what the other stations seem to do!)I think a cool radio station is like beauty - its in the eye of the beholder. If you like a radio station, sweet - just dont expect EVERY one to agree with you!! Its like cars and women and everything like that - I may love an E36 325i (even with a bashed up left hand side) whereas you may say its crap or you may like the woman who played the mum in "the brady bunch" where she aint my own taste.... I damn near confused myself there!
  13. Am i not cool for listening to the edge?? I should obviously stop listening to music that i like if i want to be seen as cool, and instead listen to some devil crap or something, because i really do care how other people see me that is precisesly why you should listen to solid gold fm - hits of the 60s and 70s!!! DAMN!!! thats exactly what we all need :mosh:"in the jungle, the mighty jungle, the lion sleeps tonight!" God damn it, who would work in the meat industry when they play THAT sort of sh*t over the radio station.... thats just messed up!!! (esp when people start singing to it!!! )
  14. i think that auction has closed now a.... but still - would be pretty funny!
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    My Beamer

    Random man, that is just way out of the blue!!!!
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    Doom 3

    haha my "your the only one" comment was directed at shadows "uber-geek" comment - I dont actually have the game - I dont usually get a chance to go to shops etc after work during the week - too much sh*t on! and I didnt even know it was out!!! sorry!
  17. looking into it.... seen a few things i like, like a 1 piece headlight/indicator combo....
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    Doom 3

    nah man, your the only one!Sorry to hear it aint working for you tho - Ive had that before - gt somthing home that your looking forwad to and cant use it because someone somewhere along the line has screwed up!
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    My Beamer

    :thumb: LMFAO :lol: :pimp: :pimp: :pimp: :pimp: :pimp: :pimp: :bowdown: :bowdown: :jap: HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA f**king hell bro - that is class!!!
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    amuzing joke

    hahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha that is awsome!!!
  21. that is soooo sad - you dont get that sort of sh*t on classic hits or solid gold FM!!!
  22. guess you aint planning for your retirement then bro? when I am in a retirement home i want it to be like a pornstar retreat - with hot nurses and viagra in the drinking water etc and just spend my twilight years shagging away..... that would be the shot!!! (no pun intended!)
  23. that is pure class!!! I love the twin airbags on those models!
  24. good of you to be bringing bitches to the meet dude.... bring heaps!!!
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