Mark 178 Report post Posted May 7, 2009 - Someone introduces themselves at a party and you immediately ask them to show you pictures of their car... or otherwise they're banned from the party. - Your friend's car has a small issue with the engine and you start running through possible BMW engine swaps in your head. - Your office email signature is an elaborately lit and arty shot of your desk. - Whenever you're at an intersection you think to yourself that it would look so much better if the yellow traffic lights were changed to clears. - Someone asks you what car you drive and you scream "E30 FTW"!! - It's your friend's birthday and all you give him is a piece of paper with "HB" written on it. Post yours... GO! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Forrest 35 Report post Posted May 7, 2009 Every time a girl comes up to talk to me, I get testosterone charged and start humping their leg. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Mark 178 Report post Posted May 7, 2009 What does that have to do with Bimmersport Forrest? jks Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kiwi535 538 Report post Posted May 7, 2009 when E30,s are becoming boring Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Simon* Report post Posted May 7, 2009 Niiiice - someone says something you agree with and you chime in saying "Plus One" - someone says something REALLY funny and you fall about yelling "Roffle-copter" - people text you in "text-speak" and you moderate them back via lengthy text - you call your company IT dept asking if they could install a "View new posts" link on the intranet to see if there's anything interesting even happening at work - you precede every comment on colour with the word "Homax" eg "I heard they're painting the kitchen Homax Spanish white" - you wander about town and hear the high school kids talking sh*t and actually understand it because you read the "kids" using it on BS - someone introduces themself to you by name and you give them a blank look until they say "but I actually go by BitchinPimpE30FTMFWMF_luvs_turboes'n'hoes on the forum" and you go "aaaaah now I know who you are" gimme a bit, I'll have more Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
greenday-rulz21 6 Report post Posted May 7, 2009 You check your dizzy cap for a blown tail light bulb. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Forrest 35 Report post Posted May 7, 2009 When something remotely electrical stops working, you take it to Glenn to get it scanned. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Cale 36 Report post Posted May 7, 2009 You can't help but stare at your car's reflection in shop windows. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Jeddy 0 Report post Posted May 7, 2009 When you need to replace anything the first person you call is Ray Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JiB 0 Report post Posted May 7, 2009 When people have to remind you that wheels are meant to fit inside the guards Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
|ncary 0 Report post Posted May 7, 2009 when you check off topic at middnight... And when ever you see a BMW on the street, you hope to see a bimmersport sticker. Will be getting some stickers for my car soon.. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Ari Gold Report post Posted May 7, 2009 when drinking a bottle of jager before leaving for town is considered normal. when I'm rick James, bitch is considered an appropriate survey comment When you know exactly which members have slept with whom Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Kaz 64 Report post Posted May 7, 2009 When you keep refreshing the pages to see whats new Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Gaz 1061 Report post Posted May 7, 2009 - When you turn up to a BS meet in a Nissan - When BS is higher on 'Most Visited' tab than Facebook. - You wait 30mins for pictures to load in the showroom because you have gone over your monthly data allowance...and its worth it. (even if the title is 'My 316i') Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Kaz 64 Report post Posted May 7, 2009 - When you turn up to a BS meet in a Nissan - When BS is higher on 'Most Visited' tab than Facebook. - You wait 30mins for pictures to load in the showroom because you have gone over your monthly data allowance...and its worth it. (even if the title is 'My 316i') Off-topic, but I love that picture. Dethklok! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
OLLIE 26 Report post Posted May 7, 2009 when .... you refer to everything 'cool' as badass and win. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
laadeelaa 0 Report post Posted May 7, 2009 When you start to use the words "epic", "fail" and "muppet" in your everyday vocab. When pretty much everybody you know has some sort of idea about your obsession with bimmersport. When you play a part in one of the Bimmersport Movies. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
pjay 8 Report post Posted May 7, 2009 (edited) When you know exactly which members have slept with whom +1 Edited May 7, 2009 by Pjay Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
westy 614 Report post Posted May 7, 2009 when E30,s are becoming boring And BBS RS Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
pjay 8 Report post Posted May 7, 2009 When you resort to playing awesome games like this: http://www.kongregate.com/games/I_smell/ro...-when-they-roar Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Mark 178 Report post Posted May 7, 2009 (even if the title is 'My 316i') Pahahaha! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Silver Fox 43 Report post Posted May 7, 2009 When... everyone else on BS knows your real name. When... you think someone pretending to be a dragon in an empty Bmw engine bay is amusing. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Andrew 30 Report post Posted May 7, 2009 You have8698 8700 posts Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
westy 614 Report post Posted May 7, 2009 ^badass Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Apex 693 Report post Posted May 7, 2009 -When you find it hard to relate to your non Bimmersport buddies because they simply can’t fathom the BMW awesomeness. -When you know every item remotely interesting (sometimes not) BMW related that is listed on Trade me -When you go to check your emails but log onto Bimmersport without engaging your brain, start reading unread topics and then completely forget why you were on your computer to start with. -When you end up at work at 10pm because you spent too much time on Bimmersport during the day and turned a 2h job into a 5 hour job. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
