bravo 34 Report post Posted May 7, 2009 -When friends you don't see very often don't need to resort to asking about the weather when making small talk - they just ask "how's bimmersport" or "hows the bmw?". -When you're the IT person at work and you have to consider blocking the bimmersport domain for your own good, but don't bother because you know you'll only last 5 miutes before removing the block or coming up with an elaborate way to circumvent it. Haha tricked myself again! -When "just moderating bimmersport" is an acceptable excuse for having the laptop in the lounge during drinks with mates. -When people you hardly know got your number from a friend of a friend because they wanted to ask you where their brother in law should go to get his new e36 320i auto serviced. -When you call family members and friends n00bs when they piss you off. -When you have more bimmerpsort members in your contacts list and speed dial than anyone else. -When you plan road trips around where bimmersport members live, and pre-arrange several test drives in BMWs every time you leave town. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Forrest 35 Report post Posted May 7, 2009 When your mates come round and see you on the pc and ask you, "hows bimmersport". When you have bimmersport as your homepage. When you blew a weeks student wages on bimmersport stickers for your car. (Those actually all happened to me haha) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
bravo 34 Report post Posted May 7, 2009 -When you laugh at most of the comments in this thread because they're true. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
bravo 34 Report post Posted May 7, 2009 -When you go to check your emails but log onto Bimmersport without engaging your brain, start reading unread topics and then completely forget why you were on your computer to start with. -When you end up at work at 10pm because you spent too much time on Bimmersport during the day and turned a 2h job into a 5 hour job. How did you know! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Grant 4 Report post Posted May 7, 2009 When you own two cars, neither of them BMW's, live the other side of the world, yet have been around long enough to still feel a part of the family. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kiwi535 538 Report post Posted May 7, 2009 When you own two cars, neither of them BMW's, live the other side of the world, yet have been around long enough to still feel a part of the family.AWWWWW! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kiwi535 538 Report post Posted May 7, 2009 You have8698 8700 posts8701 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Andrew 30 Report post Posted May 7, 2009 When you blew a weeks student wages on bimmersport stickers for your car. This man is a legend - PM me your details for a free sticker! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Forrest 35 Report post Posted May 7, 2009 ^PM'd. Guess I have just got my priorities right Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
E30 325i Rag-Top 2915 Report post Posted May 7, 2009 - You delete real porn off your hard drive to make room to download more BBS wheel porn Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest FrantiC Report post Posted May 8, 2009 - When you come home from work expecting to go onto Bimmersport and you walk in to find a Mediation group gathered in the lounge for your "Addiction". Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
pjay 8 Report post Posted May 8, 2009 - When you come home from work expecting to go onto Bimmersport and you walk in to find a Mediation group gathered in the lounge for your "Addiction". You go over your flats BB usage? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Jamez 2147483647 Report post Posted May 8, 2009 (edited) when 3hrs disappears and you have nothing to show for it except your post count Edited May 8, 2009 by Jamez Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Ari Gold Report post Posted May 8, 2009 When your mate calls you to say that the camper van is all booked for ohakune mardi gras, and you notice its raining so you decide to get the snowboard out and give it a tune, which turns into 3 hours of removing stickers and replacing them, because had couple of spare Bimmersport.co.nz decals which are now at the nose and tail of your board. True story Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
MLM 57 Report post Posted May 8, 2009 You calculate your following distance using forum info to the BM in front based on its braking performance relative to your car.. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DRTDVL 0 Report post Posted May 8, 2009 (edited) You don't own a BMW - you have a 3 4 page long thread about your PEUGEOT Edited May 8, 2009 by DRTDVL Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Kaz 50 Report post Posted May 8, 2009 When you resort to playing awesome games like this: http://www.kongregate.com/games/I_smell/ro...-when-they-roar That game is awesome Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
rjac001 0 Report post Posted May 8, 2009 When you finally figure out thanks to BS that "everybody that drives a bimmer is a cock" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Ari Gold Report post Posted May 8, 2009 When you finally figure out thanks to BS that "everybody that drives a bimmer is a cock" Or when "check your dizzy cap" is a viable piece of tech advice, regardless of the engine type. Can't stand the heat? Then get out of the fire. The door is only an alt-f4 away. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ED1RTY 2 Report post Posted May 8, 2009 When you finally figure out thanks to BS that "everybody that drives a bimmer loves my cock" Didnt know you swung that way? Sorry I wasnt flirting.... Glad i dont drive a bimmer anymore Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
M3 Cab 0 Report post Posted May 8, 2009 (edited) When you finally figure out thanks to BS that "everybody that drives a bimmer is a cock" Pretty sure BS just helped you figure out that your a cock When ya use the word vaag at every opportunity and ponder a vaagelmet Edited May 8, 2009 by M3 Cab Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Boost Junky 1 Report post Posted May 8, 2009 ...your avatar and sig have burnt a permanent mark into your monitor Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
oscar90 0 Report post Posted May 8, 2009 you know you spend too much time on bimmersport when ... -you were still at school when you decided you NEEDED a E30 after swearing you'd never own one. -you start thinking you should turbo/supercharge said E30 now you have a job -you hate your car but love it at the same time, and can't get rid of it Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
e30plz 1 Report post Posted May 8, 2009 - You empty your left one just at the thought of a 300hp+ E30, Ohhhhhhh. When you finally figure out thanks to BS that "everybody that drives a bimmer is a cock"Speak for yourself kind sir, You yourself driving a bimmer.Silly kent. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
tire 10 Report post Posted May 8, 2009 You've read all the unread post in most threads and now your not quite sure what to do with yourself. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
