hybrid 1043 Report post Posted August 31, 2009 Random thoughts from people 25-35 years old Favourites: - Whenever I'm Facebook stalking someone and I find out that their profile is public, I feel like a kid on Christmas morning that just got the Red Ryder BB gun that I always wanted. 546 pictures? Don't mind if I do! - I hate when I just miss a call by the last ring (Hello? Hello? Dammit!), but when I immediately call back, it rings nine times and goes to voicemail. What'd you do after I didn't answer? Drop the phone and run away? - More often than not, when someone is telling me a story all I can think about is that I can't wait for them to finish so that I can tell my own story that's not only better, but also more directly involves me. - I don't understand the purpose of the line, "I don't need to drink to have fun." Great, no one does. But why start a fire with flint and sticks when they've invented the lighter? - Sometimes, I'll watch a movie that I watched when I was younger and suddenly realise I had no idea what the f*** was going on when I first saw it. - Have you ever been walking down the street and realised that you're going in the complete opposite direction of where you are supposed to be going? But instead of just turning a 180 and walking back in the direction from which you came, you have to first do something like check your watch or phone or make a grand arm gesture and mutter to yourself to ensure that no one in the surrounding area thinks you're crazy by randomly switching directions on the sidewalk. - I totally take back all those times I didn't want to nap when I was younger. - Is it just me, or are 80% of the people in the "people you may know" feature on Facebook people that I do know, but I deliberately choose not to be friends with? - Nothing sucks more than that moment during an argument when you realise you're wrong. - Do you remember when you were a kid, playing Nintendo and it wouldn't work? You take the cartridge out, blow in it and that would magically fix the problem. Every kid did that, but how did we all know how to fix the problem? There was no internet or message boards or FAQ's. We just figured it out. Today's kids are soft. - There is a great need for sarcasm font. - I think everyone has a movie that they love so much, it actually becomes stressful to watch it with other people. I'll end up wasting 90 minutes shiftily glancing around to confirm that everyone's laughing at the right parts, then making sure I laugh just a little bit harder (and a millisecond earlier) to prove that I'm still the only one who really, really gets it. - How the hell are you supposed to fold a fitted sheet? - I would rather try to carry 10 plastic grocery bags in each hand than take 2 trips to bring my groceries in. - I think part of a best friend's job should be to immediately clear your computer history if you die. - LOL has gone from meaning, "laugh out loud" to "I have nothing else to say". - I have a hard time deciphering the fine line between boredom and hunger. - Whenever someone says "I'm not book smart, but I'm street smart", all I hear is "I'm not real smart, but I'm imaginary smart". - How many times is it appropriate to say "What?" before you just nod and smile because you still didn't hear what they said? - I love the sense of camaraderie when an entire line of cars teams up to prevent a d*ck from cutting in at the front. Stay strong, brothers! - Every time I have to spell a word over the phone using 'as in' examples, I will undoubtedly draw a blank and sound like a complete idiot. Today I had to spell my boss's last name to an attorney and said "Yes that's G as in...(10 second lapse)..ummm...Goonies". - What would happen if I hired two private investigators to follow each other? - While driving yesterday I saw a banana peel in the road and instinctively swerved to avoid it...thanks Mario Kart. - Obituaries would be a lot more interesting if they told you how the person died. - I find it hard to believe there are actually people who get in the shower first and THEN turn on the water. - Shirts get dirty. Underwear gets dirty. Pants? Pants never get dirty, and you can wear them forever. - I can't remember the last time I wasn't at least kind of tired. - Bad decisions make good stories. - Is it just me or do high school girls get sluttier & sluttier every year? - If Carmen San Diego and Waldo ever got together, their offspring would probably just be completely invisible. - Why is it that during an ice-breaker, when the whole room has to go around and say their name and where they are from, I get so incredibly nervous? Like I know my name, I know where I'm from, this shouldn't be a problem ... - You never know when it will strike, but there comes a moment at work when you've made up your mind that you just aren't doing anything productive for the rest of the day. - Can we all just agree to ignore whatever comes after DVDs? I don't want to have to restart my collection. - There's no worse feeling than that millisecond you're sure you are going to die after leaning your chair back a little too far. - I'm always slightly terrified when I exit out of Word and it asks me if I want to save any changes to my ten page research paper that I swear I did not make any changes to. - "Do not machine wash or tumble dry" means I will never wash this ever. - I hate being the one with the remote in a room full of people watching TV. There's so much pressure. 'I love this show, but will they judge me if I keep it on? I bet everyone is wishing we weren't watching this. It's only a matter of time before they all get up and leave the room. Will we still be friends after this?' - I hate leaving my house confident and looking good and then not seeing anyone of importance the entire day. What a waste. - When I meet a new guy, I'm terrified of mentioning something he hasn't already told me but that I have learned from some light internet stalking. - I like all of the music in my iTunes, except when it's on shuffle, then I like about one in every fifteen songs in my iTunes. - Why is a school zone 25 km/h? That seems like the optimal cruising speed for paedophiles... - As a driver I hate pedestrians and as a pedestrian I hate drivers, but no matter what the mode of transportation, I always hate cyclists. - Sometimes I'll look down at my watch 3 consecutive times and still not know what time it is. - I keep some people's phone numbers in my phone just so I know not to answer when they call. - Even under ideal conditions people have trouble locating their car keys in a pocket, hitting the G-spot, and Pinning the Tail on the Donkey - but I'd bet my ass everyone can find and push the Snooze button from 3 feet away, in about 1.7 seconds, eyes closed, first time every time... - I wonder if cops ever get pissed off at the fact that everyone they drive behind obeys the speed limit. - I think the freezer deserves a light as well. - The other night I ordered take away and when I looked in the bag, saw they had included four sets of plastic cutlery. In other words, someone at the restaurant packed my order, took a second to think about it, and then estimated that there must be at least four people eating to require such a large amount of food. Too bad I was eating by myself. There's nothing like being made to feel like a fat bastard before dinner. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Kaz 64 Report post Posted August 31, 2009 Its funny cause they are all so true... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
OLLIE 26 Report post Posted August 31, 2009 hahaha some goodies in there. Thanks Josh Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
melowpuf 19 Report post Posted August 31, 2009 Excellent now I am late for work Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SIR E30 68 Report post Posted August 31, 2009 (edited) Absolute gold! Makes my day Edit: I love when this happens - I love the sense of camaraderie when an entire line of cars teams up to prevent a d*ck from cutting in at the front. Stay strong, brothers! Edited August 31, 2009 by SIR E30 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
bravo 35 Report post Posted August 31, 2009 Brilliant. It's like someone can read my thoughts. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
E30 325i Rag-Top 2956 Report post Posted August 31, 2009 "There is a great need for sarcasm font" Amen to that brother!! - Admin, anything you can do? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
simke 0 Report post Posted August 31, 2009 You never know when it will strike, but there comes a moment at work when you've made up your mind that you just aren't doing anything productive for the rest of the day. Sooo true Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Simon* Report post Posted August 31, 2009 These are awesome! Feel like someone just summed up my life in a paragraph "There is a great need for sarcasm font" Amen to that brother!! - Admin, anything you can do? I vote for italics mate. Some people just can't get it unfortunately. Ever - Is it just me or do high school girls get sluttier & sluttier every year?This is true Example: My GF teaches at a Catholic Girls' High School (true story ) and invited me along to the senior ball with her and the other staff. OMG!! - I could totally tell the boys were school age, but not the girls and I had the strange feeling that I was in some kind of weird test the whole time, or a well lit nightclub where temptation meant instant death Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Grant 4 Report post Posted August 31, 2009 Very good. I did enjoy this read. Cheers Grant Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DRTDVL 0 Report post Posted August 31, 2009 Example: My GF teaches at a Catholic Girls' High School (true story ) and invited me along to the senior ball with her and the other staff. OMG!! - I could totally tell the boys were school age, but not the girls and I had the strange feeling that I was in some kind of weird test the whole time, or a well lit nightclub where temptation meant instant death http://www.shejailbait.com/ - maybe work safe... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Simon* Report post Posted August 31, 2009 I'm not going to open it just in case Heath But yes, it was like the "jailbait test" I had to leave and go get very drunk to put it out of my head Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
bravo 35 Report post Posted August 31, 2009 It's depressing. You know you could get that, but you know you shouldn't get that. It was fun for a few years from around 21-25 though. Make the most of it lads! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Driftit 2074 Report post Posted August 31, 2009 Haha these are great. I like this one. - As a driver I hate pedestrians and as a pedestrian I hate drivers, but no matter what the mode of transportation, I always hate cyclists. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
dirtydoogle 383 Report post Posted August 31, 2009 Hahahaha Bloody brilliant! Many of them are true, looking at the watch, being a fat c**t and slutty girls.... Except I'm not a fatty. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
pjay 8 Report post Posted September 1, 2009 It's not difficult to make a woman happy. A man only needs to be: 1. a friend 2. a companion 3. a lover 4. a brother 5. a father 6. a master 7. a chef 8. an electrician 9. a carpenter 10... a plumber 11. a mechanic 12. a decorator 13. a stylist 14. a sexologist 15. a gynecologist 16. a psychologist 17. a pest exterminator 18. a psychiatrist 19. a healer 20. a good listener 21. an organizer 22. a good father 23. very clean 24... sympathetic 25. athletic 26. warm 27. attentive 28. gallant 29. intelligent 30. funny 31. creative 32. tender 33. strong 34. understanding 35. tolerant 36. prudent 37. ambitious 38. capable 39. courageous 40. determined 41. true 42. dependable 43. passionate 44. compassionate WITHOUT FORGETTING TO: 45. give her compliments regularly 46. love shopping 47. be honest 48. be very rich 49. not stress her out 50. not look at other girls AND AT THE SAME TIME, YOU MUST ALSO: 51. give her lots of attention, but expect little yourself 52. give her lots of time, especially time for herself 53. give her lots of space, never worrying about where she goes IT IS VERY IMPORTANT: 54. Never to forget: * birthdays * anniversaries * arrangements she makes HOW TO MAKE A MAN HAPPY 1. Show up naked 2. Bring alcohol Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
HaNs 226 Report post Posted September 1, 2009 Funny bro Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Forrest 35 Report post Posted September 1, 2009 LOL pjay Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Mikal 4 Report post Posted September 1, 2009 "I would rather try to carry 10 plastic grocery bags in each hand than take 2 trips to bring my groceries in." ...Just did this about 15mins ago, Had to do a second trip just to close the boot though Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Sick Puppy 1 Report post Posted September 1, 2009 lol I got this on Friday, and my friend got a similar but different one... and this one had more still! It's like the ultimate pass it on message... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
tire 10 Report post Posted September 1, 2009 These are great haha way too true! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Ari Gold Report post Posted September 6, 2009 I've just read these, but they're awesome. They also made several members Facebook updates. I can now see the irony. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites