Internet hot air

[nath 131]

Over the last couple of years we have seen more and more 'fake' results come up in very specific searches that lead us to sites which masquerade as being helpful to our aim but once there are full of advertising for cheap gym secrets and beauty tips.

Some websites show supposed specs or reviews of cars for instance; when they have just stolen the info automatically from the internet and slotted it into their pre- positioned text gaps by robot. Then it will say "click here for best price on Bugatti Royale Typ 41 guaranteed". What a crock.

Where is this trend leading to? Will search engines smarten up to it?

The days of browsing all of the internet for hidden or independent gems of information seem to be over or very rare with all of the above crap that is apparently just as relevant.

Thoughts?

[yng_750 247]

google will merge with facebook and track the biometric reaction to websights that users click on.

a strong reaction will boost its rating in a search engine, a poor reaction will lower it

they will then rename the internet "porntube/biebertown" after which the us and soviets will agree to train their missiles on each other and end the world at exactly 12.54 pm on the 6th of feb 2013

feeling left out Korea will try to start the party early and fire its wonky missiles at japan but will miss and hit a french submarine that has been lost since the Vietnam war

this will incite the french to throw cheese at the swiss who will do nothing about it because they are still trying to figure out how the dutch have remained to calm (if not a little hungry) during the apocalypse.

Italy will then feel oppressed by the swisses laid back attitude and will fire a cruise ship at greece the result of which nobody cares about.

At this point the US will fire their nukes at russia, unfortunately they return the favor and due to an unimaginable coincidence exactly 5000 us nukes will hit 5000 russian nukes over the bearing straight, cancelling each other out whilst letting millions of fragments of nuclear material fall like snow onto the waiting faces of fishermen who are just now discovering radiation sickness really is the deadliest catch.

The nuclear blast will kill the remaining polar bears which unknown to man kind are only there to magically stop a super volcano erupting and destroying the planet, moments after the last bear in vaporized a stream of lava encircles the globe killing all life......

Edited July 11, 2012 by jason H

[huff3r 347]

I want what he's taking^

[polley 916]

I want what he's taking^

bath salts

[Neal 520]

Tend to search by image more and more these days. Helps cut through the curd

[hybrid 1042]

Tend to search by image more and more these days. Helps cut through the curd

This

[allan 295]

resident from Taupo I see by his info???

[yng_750 247]

i was bored enough to do this without use of bath salts

[_ethrty-Andy_ 2125]

google will merge with facebook and track the biometric reaction to websights that users click on.

a strong reaction will boost its rating in a search engine, a poor reaction will lower it

they will then rename the internet "porntube/biebertown" after which the us and soviets will agree to train their missiles on each other and end the world at exactly 12.54 pm on the 6th of feb 2013

feeling left out Korea will try to start the party early and fire its wonky missiles at japan but will miss and hit a french submarine that has been lost since the Vietnam war

this will incite the french to throw cheese at the swiss who will do nothing about it because they are still trying to figure out how the dutch have remained to calm (if not a little hungry) during the apocalypse.

Italy will then feel oppressed by the swisses laid back attitude and will fire a cruise ship at greece the result of which nobody cares about.

At this point the US will fire their nukes at russia, unfortunately they return the favor and due to an unimaginable coincidence exactly 5000 us nukes will hit 5000 russian nukes over the bearing straight, cancelling each other out whilst letting millions of fragments of nuclear material fall like snow onto the waiting faces of fishermen who are just now discovering radiation sickness really is the deadliest catch.

The nuclear blast will kill the remaining polar bears which unknown to man kind are only there to magically stop a super volcano erupting and destroying the planet, moments after the last bear in vaporized a stream of lava encircles the globe killing all life......

meme alert