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I hate that i came to this thread late and all the best hates are taken :(

I hate working on modern fords (in general)

I hate people that bitch to me to get my motorbike licence...in time ..in time...lol(jokes *sic)

I hate that im such a accomplished procrastinator

I hate that my hair grows so fast and i always seem to need a haircut.

I hate that hot cicks nearly always have absolute dickhead BF's that treat them like crap and they love them for it...

I hate that being filthy rich would make me happy..oh so happy..i could have people that i dont like killed for money....coz i hate people...especially customers

I hate my 38.6k connection....and i hate how all those cable/ADSL peolpe will now laugh at me... :P

I hate pretty much everything

I hate that i have so much hate

I hate that i Hate that i hate that i have so much hate

i hate infinity..its too big

I hate that ive run out of things to list that i hate and will probably have to post again with a new list of hates

I hate how is you say a word so many times...like "hate"..that is sounds funny

"I HATE THERE FOR I AM" :finger:

Edited by Homy.D.Clown

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i hate it how dans mum stopped putting out

edit: and i hate the fact that now dans knee is gonna make love to my nose!!!

Edited by dave

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I hate it when my mum confiscates all my best pornos <_<

Maybe she is just embarassed, and doesn't want you to see what she does in her "night time job"

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edit: and i hate the fact that now dans knee is gonna make love to my nose!!!

and your SOOOOO going to hate being right.....

oh i also hate it when peoples blood gets sprayed on walls....oh wait...i lie

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i hate it when i go somewhere / anywhere and angry people seem to find me.. i mean i dont look for them, im just a angry magnet, i lie.

its awesome!

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I hate people that rebadge their non ///M whatsoever BMW badging it to be a M3 M5 etc.

Like this: Trademe Fake

speaking of that, do ANY badges come out factory on the left side?

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I hate people that rebadge their non ///M whatsoever BMW badging it to be a M3 M5 etc.

Like this: Trademe Fake

speaking of that, do ANY badges come out factory on the left side?
Genuine Alpinas have the ALPINA badge on the right hand side.

So does AC Schnitzer

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I also hate people who brag about cars they don't own.

your not talking about my 1988 BMW M3 EVO II on 1,000km's are you? Edited by E30stz

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i hate destiny church

i hate how much paint shops charge

i hate it when my audi's handbrake isnt on, and i come out of the supermarket today and see my car in the bushes 20m from where it was, jammed on top of a huge curb finely balanced, almost about to charge down the bank

i hate ppl who steal

i hate single life

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i hate destiny church

i hate how much paint shops charge

i hate it when my audi's handbrake isnt on, and i come out of the supermarket today and see my car in the bushes 20m from where it was, jammed on top of a huge curb finely balanced, almost about to charge down the bank

i hate ppl who steal

i hate single life

HAHA man your life sucks ass!

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single life kicks ass

20hour playstation session, no problem

weekend on the piss with the boys, no problem

bring home dirty dirty pub sluts, no problem

car parts in the bedroom, no problem

no bitching halfway through bathurst " how long is this thing its boring lets watch something else, all you do is watch tv all day long (smack) and anothe........thud

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single life kicks ass

20hour playstation session, no problem

weekend on the piss with the boys, no problem

bring home dirty dirty pub sluts, no problem

car parts in the bedroom, no problem

no bitching halfway through bathurst " how long is this thing its boring lets watch something else, all you do is watch tv all day long (smack) and anothe........thud

How on earth does:

1) the house get cleaned

2) food prepared and delivered

3) beer delivered to you whilst you watch TV on the couch

4) or clothes washed, dried, folded and put away

if you live the single life?

Cheers

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0800 hire a bitch

or 0800 Hire Gus (alternate number)

:D

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20hour playstation session, no problem

weekend on the piss with the boys, no problem

bring home dirty dirty pub sluts, no problem

car parts in the bedroom, no problem

no bitching halfway through bathurst " how long is this thing its boring lets watch something else, all you do is watch tv all day long (smack) and anothe........thud

You just quoted several of my definitions of hell... :P

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single life kicks ass

20hour playstation session, no problem

weekend on the piss with the boys, no problem

bring home dirty dirty pub sluts, no problem

car parts in the bedroom, no problem

no bitching halfway through bathurst " how long is this thing its boring lets watch something else, all you do is watch tv all day long (smack) and anothe........thud

How on earth does:

1) the house get cleaned

2) food prepared and delivered

3) beer delivered to you whilst you watch TV on the couch

4) or clothes washed, dried, folded and put away

if you live the single life?

Cheers

I see you live the "traditional" marrage.

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single life kicks ass

20hour playstation session, no problem

weekend on the piss with the boys, no problem

bring home dirty dirty pub sluts, no problem

car parts in the bedroom, no problem

no bitching halfway through bathurst " how long is this thing its boring lets watch something else, all you do is watch tv all day long (smack) and anothe........thud

How on earth does:

1) the house get cleaned

2) food prepared and delivered

3) beer delivered to you whilst you watch TV on the couch

4) or clothes washed, dried, folded and put away

if you live the single life?

Cheers

I see you live the "traditional" marrage.
Hahaha

No, i talk a good talk, but as it turns out I'm pretty handy with the vacuum cleaner, oven, washing machine, and am brilliant when an iron (not the golfing kind) is put in my hand.

Cheers

Grant

Edited by Grant

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Guest Spargo

I have the best of both worlds: my own pad where "shenanigins occour" and a girlfriend whom is smitten with me and brings me cooked meals at the bar before she goes to work.

Its great, i can have my cake (baked for me) and eat it too.

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No, i talk a good talk, but as it turns out I'm pretty handy with the vacuum cleaner, oven, washing machine, and am brilliant when an iron (not the golfing kind) is put in my hand.

Cheers

Grant

:o Grant's the house bitch! hehe

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