jeffbebe 1560 Report post Posted October 10, 2013 I misread and thought it said 'grass' - which is of course top of Graham's list. Especially if there's a fresh dew. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
westy 614 Report post Posted October 10, 2013 There sure is some impresive length 'round these parts. 1 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Phil-540i 166 Report post Posted October 10, 2013 Awesome - we've gone from bloody funny, to fu%king hilarious!!!! I blame BP for starting this $hit with SMG thingys.......... QUBE - dude, yea, those rims ae................. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Phil-540i 166 Report post Posted October 10, 2013 I wouldn't take that as proof - If you google 'cough and high fever' you'll discover you've got AIDS. Ya might wanna steer clear of those self medical checks you're doing ae.............. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
qube 3570 Report post Posted October 10, 2013 Check google for suspicious lump.. Nek Minnit cancer Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BigPoppa 9 Report post Posted October 10, 2013 I must have a hell of a cancer in my pants then hahahah Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Phil-540i 166 Report post Posted October 10, 2013 Check google for suspicious lump.. Nek Minnit cancer Which, much like a SMG gearbox, or a 2nd mother-in-law, is really something that should be avoided............ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
westy 614 Report post Posted October 10, 2013 I blame the council for not mowing the verge. WTF is a berm anyway? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Phil-540i 166 Report post Posted October 10, 2013 I blame the council for not mowing the verge. WTF is a berm anyway? Zactly - isn't a berm the bit that's 14ft further out from missing the apex............?? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
lord_jagganath 421 Report post Posted October 10, 2013 Test drive SMG gearbox first. and then the steptronic. personally, steptronic feels smoother. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BigPoppa 9 Report post Posted October 10, 2013 Test drive SMG gearbox first. and then the steptronic. personally, steptronic feels smoother. 'Scuse my noobiness, but is steptronic just the BMW equivalent of tiptronic? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
westy 614 Report post Posted October 10, 2013 Steptronic ha. Fancy word for automatic. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
westy 614 Report post Posted October 10, 2013 Also, 'parently the SMG can be reverted back to normal manual? Ray does manual conversions for E46s too, so maybe that's an option. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jeffbebe 1560 Report post Posted October 10, 2013 WTF is a berm anyway? It's just how the copper on 'Allo 'Allo says "bum". Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
westy 614 Report post Posted October 10, 2013 It's just how the copper on 'Allo 'Allo says "bum". 'I was jus pizzing by za door....' 2 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Phil-540i 166 Report post Posted October 10, 2013 Right - just so I've got my head around it properly - if its a 330i SMG pre face lift, it needs to be the facelift model - if its the facelift module it needs to be PFL, it needs to stay away from bodykits, google, coughs, high fevers, aids, suspicious lumps, cancer, berms, apexs, & the pox SMG bit needs a hot date with Ray........?? I'm starting to like my 540 more & more......... Oh, & if its Qube's one - might want spotted for some new rims.............. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
liyi_92 37 Report post Posted October 10, 2013 I wouldn't take that as proof - If you google 'cough and high fever' you'll discover you've got AIDS. Actually... Just for the lols. On a more serious note, talking from experience Steptronic feels much smoother over SMG for city driving. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jeffbebe 1560 Report post Posted October 10, 2013 Scroll down... AIDS is there for sure. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Phil-540i 166 Report post Posted October 10, 2013 Scroll down... AIDS is there for sure. It worries me (at MULTIPLE levels!!!) that you KNOW this................ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
central3 31 Report post Posted October 10, 2013 I am a bit biased here (my old car) but if you are ok with paying the sort of money you are talking for a 330 then this is probably a good one - don't know if it is still for sale though http://bimmersport.co.nz/topic/45797-buyer-advice/ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
m325i 711 Report post Posted October 10, 2013 SMG problems are over hyped. The aesthetics of that particular car are not to every one's taste. If its your first BMW and you want decent resale, stick to stock models with less quirks. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BigPoppa 9 Report post Posted October 13, 2013 Not sure if I should bother with a new thread, but I stumbled across this and think it's amazing; http://www.trademe.co.nz/motors/used-cars/bmw/525i/auction-649274647.htm Thoughts everyone? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Phil-540i 166 Report post Posted October 13, 2013 No. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Phil-540i 166 Report post Posted October 13, 2013 Were'nt ya gonna buy Qube's / Kye's car, put some new rims on it, etc etc.........??? Actually, I'm interested in knowing what you're smoking that has that 525 looking so amazing...... Maybe I should go find ya a car............... gimme ya cheque book ae.......... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BigPoppa 9 Report post Posted October 13, 2013 Hahah, I'm still looking at Qube's car. Just waiting on a few things and keeping my eyes open in the meantime. Genuinely curious as to whats so terrible bout the 525 hahah. Its nice colour, looks tidy as hell interior...? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
