bargain !!!

[bga 96]

go on... words fail me ... buy now for $12k !!

https://www.trademe.co.nz/motors/used-cars/bmw/auction-1411499264.htm

[Michael. 2313]

Must have about 11k of $1 coins in the boot? 

[bga 96]

if he did they'd probably fall through the rusty floor

 

[Michael. 2313]

I'd say he has rust in his head too. 

Comment section and replies paints enough of a picture. 

[Gabe79 410]

That auction description reads like a joke. Seriously, someone trying to be an internet troll.

Another plausible explanation is that it's someone's way of saying to their wife "Its for sale honey! I can't help it if nobody buys it..."

[eliongater 718]

Ignoring the fact I know the seller and what he purchased it for...

It's not even a genuine M535i...

Edited September 7, 2017 by eliongater

[C-130 Hercules 569]

Relatively low km's. But what does the A pillar rest on?

[Olaf 3308]

58 minutes ago, C-130 Hercules said:

Relatively low km's. But what does the A pillar rest on?

antigravity!

 

[eliongater 718]

In addition to my earlier comment. AKA proof I know too much about E28s...

As for the not genuine, it's not a genuine M535i, just a well spec'd 535i. Reasons for this:

• No Mtech Body Kit
• Sports seat option (standard equipment on M535i)
• Wrong model code (DC32)
• Non-Shadowline tail lights
• Chrome bumpers front and rear (M535i's don't have Chrome bumpers)
• Has a front valance (M535i's have none)

[TermiPeteNZ 1316]

Criminal

[zero 1162]

1 hour ago, eliongater said:

In addition to my earlier comment. AKA proof I know too much about E28s...

As for the not genuine, it's not a genuine M535i, just a well spec'd 535i. Reasons for this:

• No Mtech Body Kit
• Sports seat option (standard equipment on M535i)
• Wrong model code (DC32)
• Non-Shadowline tail lights
• Chrome bumpers front and rear (M535i's don't have Chrome bumpers)
• Has a front valance (M535i's have none)

Do you think the seller knows its not a genuine M535i, or is it a simple mistake.

(like when people list a 318i as an m3)

[Michael. 2313]

Soooo basically we can all agree it's just 12k for a pile of rust and a ohh humm 3.4? 

[eliongater 718]

10 hours ago, zero said:

Do you think the seller knows its not a genuine M535i, or is it a simple mistake.

(like when people list a 318i as an m3)

I'd be erring towards simple mistake, as it's small details (ignoring the glaringly obvious lack of body kit), not missing two cylinders and a cam in the 318i -> m3 example

[C-130 Hercules 569]

Just now, eliongater said:

I'd be erring towards simple mistake, as it's small details (ignoring the glaringly obvious lack of body kit), not missing two cylinders and a cam in the 318i -> m3 example

The rego label reads Motorsport. Ah, good job during vehicle compliance. Did they have those back in 1994?

[E30 325i Rag-Top 2956]

22 hours ago, Michael. said:

Soooo basically we can all agree it's just 12k for a pile of rust and a ohh humm 3.4? 

If it has a dog-leg box and not just a dog-leg gear knob, then that would be worth a few $$$ if it is in good condition.

I don't think it's a 265/5 box in these I thought it was a 262/5 so not the real expensive one.

Other than that he's dreaming...