*Glenn*

And... I wasnt even using a hook

Just some more that I had

My Daughter had these sent to her in London... not sure where they are taken though

A man who just died is delivered to a local mortuary wearing an expensive, expertly tailored black suit. The female blonde mortician asks the deceased's wife how she would like the body dressed. She points out that the man does look good in the black suit he is already wearing. The widow, however, says that she always thought her husband looked his best in blue, and that she wants him in a blue suit. She gives the blonde mortician a blank cheque and says, 'I don't care what it costs, but please have my husband in a blue suit for the viewing.' The woman returns the next day for the wake. To her delight, she finds her husband dressed in a gorgeous blue suit with a subtle chalk stripe; the suit fits him perfectly. She says to the mortician, 'Whatever this cost, I'm very satisfied. You did an excellent job and I' m very grateful. How much did you spend?' To her astonishment, the blonde mortician presents her with the blank cheque. 'There's no charge,' she says. 'No, really, I must compensate you for the cost of that exquisite blue suit!' she says. 'Honestly, ma'am,' the blonde says, 'it cost nothing. You see, a deceased gentleman of about your husband's size was brought in shortly after you left yesterday, and he was wearing an attractive blue suit. I asked his wife if she minded him going to his grave wearing a black suit instead, and she said it made no difference as long as he looked nice.' 'So I just switched the heads.'

A reasonably well off retired Automotive technician and a filthy rich retired Heart surgeon who had been the best of mates since childhood were sitting in a bar, reminissing over their past experiences. The Auto tech guy says to the Surgeon... I dont know why you have more money than me, we do very similar jobs... take an oil pump, its the heart of engine, why should you be paid so much more, just to fix a pump ??? Surgeon: That may well be true........ > > > >..... However, you try fixing it when its running

Band expanders dont work Talk to grant "hotwire" Ph.(07) 8717019 Cheers Glenn BTW...welcome to the Forum

If you were driving it....would you really care ???

Check your wheel bolts first.....failing to see anything obvious, bring it down Monday morning SLOWLY If you cant see anything obvious I would suggest not driving it over the weekend

New roundels coming with the ASC controller (x Germany) They are different from the other BMW roundels (that was just for Graham)

Its the camera...its all different shades of underseal....you need to see it in the flesh Josh Brad came and looked at it today...he was like....

Any time next week It will be here few a few more days. We did all the WOF repairs including the brake accumulator, now its holding pressure the ASC controller decided it wanted to leak. X Germany $3,600 (RMFD)+ a new one is $7,125 + GST Not many could afford to own this car.. Its costing approx $10,000 to get the warrant because the car hasnt been used for 4 years

Would you like to offer over $80,000 ??... it could be yours and according to our research so far it may be worth more. According to information we have at this stage, its the lowest milage car of its kind on the planet

Happy 1,000th I missed mine

One of the Singapore ones ended up here. That might of been the one you saw. The other Singapore one went to Australia

I dont need sounds in my car to deaden all the rattles and knocking noises from my car. I rarely have the radio on. The music's all out the rear of the car

??? you havent bitten yet ???

Not manual or spec'd like this one. BMW NZ imported auto's...as I said only seven of them built

Please play nice guys. Ive enjoyed being involved with this. Yes the roundels are coming off end of story. And the plot thickens... have all the build details now. This is one of seven ever built with speedo in kilometers 2 went to Hong Kong, 2 to Singapore & 3 to Australia. This has been real interesting and its one of the rareist BMW's in the world I would really appreciate it if no one stuffs this thread up... I DONT WANT IT CLOSED Thanks Glenn

A man is in bed with his wife when there is a rat-a-tat-tat on the door. He rolls over and looks at his clock, and it's half past three in the morning. "I'm not getting out of bed at this time," he thinks, and rolls over. Then, a louder knock follows. "Aren't you going to answer that?" says his wife. So he drags himself out of bed and goes downstairs. He opens the door and there is man standing at the door. It didn't take the homeowner long to realize the man was drunk. "Hi there," slurs the stranger. "Can you give me a push??" "No, get lost. It's half past three. I was in bed," says the man and slams the door. He goes back up to bed and tells his wife what happened and she says, "Dave, that wasn't very nice of you. Remember that night we broke down in the pouring rain on the way to pick the kids up from the baby sitter and you had to knock on that man's house to get us started again? What would have happened if he'd told us to get lost??" "But the guy was drunk," says the husband. "It doesn't matter," says the wife. "He needs our help and it would be the right thing to help him." So the husband gets out of bed again, gets dressed and goes downstairs. He opens the door, and not being able to see the stranger anywhere he shouts, "Hey, do you still want a push??" And he hears a voice cry out, "Yeah, please." So, still being unable to see the stranger he shouts, "Where are you?" > > > > > > And the stranger replies, "I'm over here, on your swing."

Edit: Only the roundels are going to be replaced the "///M" is meant to be there...factory fitted I've also been corrected only 160 RHD 6 speed manuals were ever made not 135...as I was told 135

Yes...by all means....come and have a look...looking is free

Do they have them down there ??... I just thought you guys down there just peeed in the bike sheds or over the fence ??

I drove it today

There is alot more to it than that. If you are asking these sorts of questions without researching it properly ... I would suggest that you dont even attempt to do it. It will cost money and you will need specialist help for it if you dont have the mechanical ability. Research first and do the maths....$$$ wise. A better option would to be buy what you actually want...at the end of the day...its still just a 318...but a little different and you'll have empty pockets.

Thanks for that info...makes this quite a unique car doesnt it ? We also checked...none for sale in Australia, UK or the USA...only 850 I's no genuine Csi's for sale anywhere BTW.... Hey Brent !!!.....stick ya $20,000 where it hurts You can buy one of the rusty, 850 I's of tardeme, done over 180,000km or you could buy Brads... ask him what his owes him, and how much its going to cost to get on the road.