*Glenn*

I would say so, looking at the height of the vehicle.

Depends wether you want a performance shock or standard. Monroe shocks will be fine on a 318 and do the job, however they may need to be shortened on your car because its lower= more expense. Is there a "Shock Shop" in TG ??? Try them. Do not use KYB shocks though I can do a set of new Monroe shocks for $350.00 + GST Bump stop gator kits $45.00 + GST a pair

Sorry mate go buy a vehicle with tiptronic. All the other control units in the car are not compatible. Youve got what youve got unfortunately. By the way your engine would be a M43 or N42 (valvetronic) I have new bonnet badges $50 incl GST

Some on here have been known to use hammers I'll check in the morning...I gotta go Chassis # ???

Also check the mags for hubcentric issues

Yes they have bulbs

Thats correct.. never gets used. Has a few minor issues after inspection

It is what its meant to be ...V12 5.6 Litre, no rust, 6 speed manual Chassis # WBSEG92090CC88064

Yes it is a proper Csi with the V12. I can give more details after lunch when he drops it off for the pre-purchase. I saw it this morning and it looked real mint. But I need to give it a thorough going over

Bit of a bugger..no camera at work today. I'm going to try and keep it overnight. I have to do a thorough inspection of the car. Do pics in the morning

It will take either full synthetic G3 or longlife oil, dependant on transmission type The engine, I would recommend 15W40 we use ELF, but any well branded oil is OK

I have a customer doing a property deal at the moment. A part of that deal is a 1994 850 Csi. 1 Hong Kong owner (present owner) 20,000 km, Manual transmission, Silver with black leather, deep dished BBS mags and is in really mint condition. Any ideas as to value ??? or is anyone interested ? Cheers Glenn

A pet shop proprietor was really concerned with the economic down turn and the lack of sales. He had two really great employees, Maureen & Jack, and he didnt really want to loose either of them. After a month of really poor sales he knew he had to make a decission and let one of them go. He decided to talk to Maureen first and asked her into his office "Maureen" he said trembling "I have some really bad news I'm afraid" " I have to lay you or Jack off" Maureen, startled by this, thinks for a minute and replies : > > > > > " Do you mind jacking off....I've got a really bad headache"

Hope its with the wagon.....and not Ray

A Scotsman, American, and an Irishman are in a bar. They are having a good time and all agree that the bar is a nice place. Then the Scotsman says, "Aye, this is a nice bar, but where I come from, back in Glasgow, there's a better one. At MacDougal's, you buy a drink, you buy another drink, and MacDougal himself will buy your third drink!" The others agree that sounds like a good place. Then the American says, "Yeah,that's a nice bar, but where I come from, there's a better one. Over in Brooklyn, there's this place, Vinny's. At Vinny's, you buy a drink, Vinny buys you a drink. You buy another drink, Vinny buys you another drink." Everyone agrees that sounds like a great bar. Then the Irishman says, "You think that's great? Where I come from in Dublin, there's this place called Murphy's. At Murphy's, they buy you your first drink, they buy you your second drink, they buy you your third drink, and then, they take you out the back and you get laid!" "Wow!" say the other two. "That's fantastic! Did that actually happen to you?" "No," replies the Irish guy, "but it happened to me sister!"

A Cowboy Named Bud A cowboy named Bud was overseeing his herd in a remote mountainous pasture in California when suddenly a brand-new BMW advanced out of a dust cloud towards him. The driver, a young man in a Brioni suit, Gucci shoes, RayBan sunglasses and YSL tie, leans out the window and asks the cowboy, 'If I tell you exactly how many cows and calves you have in your herd, will you give me a calf?' Bud looks at the man, obviously a yuppie, then looks at his peacefully grazing herd and calmly answers; 'Sure, Why not?' The yuppie parks his car, whips out his Dell notebook computer, connects it to his Cingular RAZR V3 cell phone, and surfs to a NASA page on the Internet, where he calls up a GPS satellite to get an exact fix on his location which he then feeds to another NASA satellite that scans the area in an ultra-high-resolution photo. The young man then opens the digital photo in Adobe Photoshop and exports it to an image processing facility in Hamburg , Germany Within mere seconds, he receives an email on his Palm Pilot that the image has been processed and the data is stored. He then accesses a MS-SQL database through an ODBC connected Excel spreadsheet with email on his Blackberry and, after a few minutes, receives a response. Finally, he prints out a full-color, 150-page report on his hi-tech, miniaturized HP LaserJet printer and finally turns to the cowboy and says, 'You have exactly 1,586 cows and calves.' 'That's right. Well, I guess you can take one of my calves,' says Bud. He watches the young man select one of the animals and looks on amused as the young man stuffs it into the trunk of his car. Then Bud says to the young man, 'Hey, if I can tell you exactly what your business is, will you give me back my calf?' ! The young man thinks about it for a second and then says, 'Okay, why not?' 'You're a Congressman for the U.S. Government', says Bud. 'Wow! That's correct,' says the yuppie, 'but how did you guess that?' 'No guessing required.', answered the cowboy. 'You showed up here even though nobody called you; you want to get paid for an answer I already knew, to a question I never asked. You tried to show me how much smarter than me you are; and you don't know a thing about cows...this is a herd of sheep. . . .Now give me back my dog.

A teenage girl comes home from school and asks her mother. "Is it true what Rita just told me? Babies come out of the same place where boys put their penises?" "Yes, dear," replies her mother, pleased that the subject had finally come up and she wouldn't have to explain it to her daughter. "But then when I have a baby," the teenager pondered, "won't it knock all my teeth out?"

Pleased to be able to help another BS member

Might go buy my lotto tickets on the way home

I'm running those seats too in half leather. Try the seller for a better deal, he's a BS member PM Brent Brent HARTGE535i

Helen Clarke was visiting a primary school in Wellington and she visited one of the classes. They were in the middle of a discussion related to words and their meanings. The teacher asked Helen if she would like to lead the discussion on the word 'tragedy'. So Helen (the saviour of 'working families' ) asked the class for an example of a 'tragedy'. A little boy stood up and offered: 'If my best friend, who lives on a farm, is playing in the field & a tractor runs over him and kills him, that would be a 'tragedy.' No, said Helen - that would be an accident.' A little girl raised her hand: 'If a school bus carrying fifty children drove over a cliff, killing everyone inside, that would be a tragedy' I'm afraid not, explained Helen - that's what we would call great loss' The room went silent. No other children volunteered. Helen searched the room. 'Isn't there someone here who can give me an example of a tragedy?' Finally, at the back of the room, little Johnny raised his hand... In a quiet voice he said: 'If A plane carrying you and Winston Peters was struck by a 'friendly fire' missile & blown to smithereens, that would be a tragedy.' 'Fantastic!' exclaimed Helen. 'That's right. And can you tell me why that would be tragedy?' 'Well,' says little Johnny 'it has to be a tragedy, because it certainly wouldn't be a great loss and it probably wouldn't be a f*cking accident either!'

HILLYBILLY DAYVORCE A hillbilly farmer who wanted to get a divorce paid a visit to a lawyer. The lawyer said, "How can I help you?" The farmer said, "I want to get one of them dayvorces." The lawyer said, "Do you have any grounds?" The farmer said, "Yes, I got 40 acres" The lawyer said, "No, No, you don't understand, do you have a suit? The farmer said, "Yes, I got a suit, I wears it to church on Sundays." The lawyer said, "No, no, I mean, do you have a case?" The farmer said, "No, I ain't got a Case, but I got a John Deere. The lawyer said, "No, I mean, do you have a grudge?" The farmer said, "Yes, I got a grudge, that's where I parks the John Deere" The lawyer said, "Does your wife beat you up or something?" The farmer said, "No, we both get up at 4:30." By now the lawyer is getting frustrated but tries one last question. The lawyer said, "Is your wife a nagger?" The farmer said, "No, she's a little white gal, but our last child was a nagger and that's why I wants a dayvorce."

A husband and wife are shopping in Foodtown when the man picks up a carton of Lion Red and puts them into the shopping trolley. 'What do you think you're doing? 'asks his wife. 'They're on sale, only $15 for 24 cans,' he says, 'Put them back. We can't afford it,' says the wife and they carry on shopping... A few aisles later the woman picks up a $30 jar of face cream and sticks it into the shopping trolley. 'What do you think you're doing?' asks the man, 'It's my face cream. It makes me look beautiful,' she says. > > > > > The man replies........'So does 24 cans of Lion Red, and it's only half the price!!!

E30 E36 E46 ???? More info is needed if you want help here

Now!!!......thats what I call slabbed