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Hard night last night was it?I went to the Warriors match and WOW, just WOW

I just received this in my email and I'm a little freaked out... BUENOS DIAS!! JOU HAVE YUST RECEIB A MEHICAN BIRUS!!!!! SEENCE WE NOT SO TECHNOLOGICALLY ADBANCED IN MEHICO, DIS IS A MANUAL BIRUS. PLEASE DELETE ALL THE FILES on JOUR HARD DRIVE JOURSELF AND SEND THIS E-MAIL TO EBERYONE JOU KNOW. TAN JOU POR YELPING ME. JULIO MANUEL JOSE RODRIGUEZ GARCIA DE LA CRUZ INFANTE SALGADO FERNANDEZ, -- MEXICAN HACKER

When a woman wears a leather dress, A man's heart beats quicker, his throat gets dry, he goes weak at the knees, and he begins to think irrationally. Ever wonder why? Coz she smells like a new Beemer leather.bmp

An elderly couple were celebrating their 50th wedding anniversary. The husband turned to the wife and said "Remember when we were on our honeymoon and I told you that I would suck your tits dry and f**k your brains out" Wife says "I sure do darling" Hubby replies "Well looks like I've suceeded"

Dave and Jim were a couple of drinking buddies who worked as Aircraft mechanics in Melbourne ... One day the airport was fogged in and they were stuck in the hangar with nothing to do. Dave said, 'Man, I wish we had something to drink!' Jim says, 'Me too. Y'know, I've heard you can drink jet fuel and get a buzz. You wanna try it?' So they pour themselves a couple of glasses of high octane booze and get completely smashed. The next morning Dave wakes up and is surprised at how good he feels. In fact he feels GREAT! NO hangover! NO bad side effects. Nothing! Then the phone rings. It's Jim. Jim says, 'Hey, how do you feel this morning?' Dave says, 'I feel great, how about you?' Jim says, 'I feel great, too. You don't have a hangover?' Dave says, 'No that jet fuel is great stuff -- no hangover, nothing. We ought to do this more often.' ' Yeah, well there's just one thing.' 'What's that?' 'Have you farted yet?' 'No.' 'Well, DON'T, ' cause I'm in Perth .'

I've got a set of OEM M3 mirrors on my car already but they are LHD versions and it would be easy to swap the plugs.

Has anyone used these after market mirrors? How close are they to OEM and frankly are they any good. http://www.trademe.co.nz/Browse/Listing.aspx?id=176237156

So do I

Well I've cleared all my cookies and still have the same problem. It has taken me about 20 minutes to post this reply Baaaaaah!

Thanks Jonno, I'll try that.

I log into Bimmersport then go to say the forum, and I get asked to log in again, when I do this it takes so long to occur that I end up having to keep logging on. This is only occurring on my work computer which is running Whoosh which I know is a lot slower than normal broadband. So all you computer whizz kids, how do I overcome this?

Glenn and I were having a drink at a bar over the road from his workshop and we saw a Smart car painted up the same as the General Lee. Orange, the No.1 on each door with the Dixie flag on the roof. It looked damned funny.

Simple answer, go and see Glenn at Botany Motor Workz, he'll see you right, give you very good advice and he won't rip you off.

Well pluck yew too

deane30, you didn't read what I posted. I said that I would not quit because I know of a lot of people in my situation who have quit the died within a few months. I would rather smoke and stay alive than quit and die within a few months.

Ha ha just proved you wrong.

Yes I'm a smoker. I smoke between 40 and 50 per day, I'm a heavy smoker, and I've been doing so for nearly 40 years, so I have spent a fortune. I am suffering for it. I have emphysima and will probably need oxygen in a few years time. Will I give up?...................... hell no! I know of too many people who, in my situation, have given up and died within a few months. One thing that does annoy me are the non-smokers who preach that "holier-than-thou" crap at us smokers. eg. I was at a Warriors match the other week, and a friend and I went out from the stand before the game for a cigarette. Some young woman who was working the stand door, came over to us and told us to move on because we were too close to the non smoking area. We were about 5 metres inside the designated smoking area, doing the right thing, and still they whinge. Grrrrrrrh.

That Merc is a rip off. It is a 1985 model and cannot be complied here in NZ. That is why he has put the statement that if you bid you must go through with the purchase.

That's why they call them compacts.

What's wrong with Armourall, or other silicone based products? They will not turn your vinyl shiny or greasy provided you apply it sparingly with a soft cloth, and it keeps the vinyl soft and therefopre resistant to cracking. The only other suggestion is to use beeswax which is what I use on my car.

I have just done an ownership search on this plate and it is a 1989 M325, and has been owned by the current owner since Dec 1999, although the plates have only been on the car since Sept 2004. The owner could well be a bimmersport member as the owners last registered address was Campells Bay on the North shore. BTW it had done 263,323kms. at it's last warrant check in April.

Reminds me of a lot of roads around here

The guys here are correct about the perils of ex-Singapore cars however I can confirm that if you are buying from Jerry Clayton Singapore, the car should be a good purchase. I am a car dealer and have had a bit to do with JC's cars, and have had trouble faulting them.

M3 boy, I have a left hand clear lens only that came off my coupe. I don't know if it can be done, but if you could take the orange lens out and replace it, you are welcome to my lens for nothing Give me a call if you want it on 021 393 334, and I am in Sth. Auckland

Total cost was $60.00