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briancol

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  1. I see you're being greedy again Glenn, At our age it's hard to handle more than 2-3 appliances at any given moment.
  2. I'm a car dealer who sells these type of warranties, and the warranty company will want you to service the car every 15,000kms. or every 6 months. You must have your warranty book stamped by the service agent and I would suggest you also keep the invoices as well. These warranties are only an insurance policy and as such the warranty company will try to find reasons not to pay out, and the servicing of the car is the first thing that they look at. Contrary to what others have posted here, I would never go 25,000 kms between services. I do my car every 5,000kms. and I don't race it, I just want to treat it properly, and if I service it regularly it will last a lot longer.
  3. no doubt someone is bound to enlighten me on the subject!! .........go on ....have a laugh! If you have sex with a prostitute against her will, is it considered rape or shoplifting? Can you cry under water? How important does a person have to be before they are considered assassinated instead of just murdered? Why do you have to 'put your two cents in'... but it's only a 'penny for your thoughts'? Where's that extra penny going to? Once you're in heaven, do you get stuck wearing the clothes you were buried in for eternity? Why does a round pizza come in a square box? What disease did cured ham actually have? How is it that we put man on the moon before we figured out it would be a good idea to put wheels on luggage? Why is it that people say they 'slept like a baby' when babies wake up like every two hours? If a deaf person has to go to court, is it still called a hearing? --------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Why do people pay to go up tall buildings then put money in binoculars to look at things on the ground? Why do doctors leave the room while you change? They're going to see you naked anyway. Why is 'bra' singular and 'panties' plural? Why do toasters always have a setting that burns the toast to a horrible crisp, which no decent human being would eat? Why are you IN a movie, but you're ON TV? If the professor on Gilligan's Island can make a radio out of a coconut, why can't he fix a hole in a boat? Why does Goofy stand erect while Pluto remains on all fours? They're both dogs! If corn oil is made from corn, and vegetable oil is made from vegetables, what is baby oil made from? If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons? Why Does the Alphabet song and Twinkle, Twinkle Little Star have the same tune? Why did you just try singing the two songs above? Why do they call it an asteroid when it's outside the hemisphere, but call it a hemorrhoid when it's in your butt? Did you ever notice that when you blow in a dog's face, he gets mad at you, but when you take him for a car ride, he sticks his head out the window?
  4. Thanks Brent but I have now found one which I should be picking up tomorrow.
  5. Green is not the most fetching colour. Or should that be wretching.
  6. Never a truer word spoken in jest. Good one Glenn
  7. OK I stand corrected however they were not available new here in NZ till 1988 according to the book Identacar.
  8. There's nothing on Trade Me at the moment and those I have seen previously have been ugly after market ones, but thanks for the thought joshnz.
  9. I suppose I should have expected that from you Glenn.The master of the comeback. hahaha
  10. One thing amused me on the tardme page and I quote "Reluctant Sale!! Making way for my dream car... 1972 Nissan Skyline (kgc10)..." Is this a typo error or what, because according to my memory the Skyline didn't come out till 1982.
  11. Click on the pic Graham but I warn you it's a big pic and might take a while to download. But yes it is the M3 lip that I am after.
  12. I am looking for a front lip to suit my E36 ///M coupe with an M3 style front bumper. See pic of the car here http://www.bimmersport.co.nz/forums/index....t=0&start=0 Please PM me if you have one for sale. Thanks, Brian.
  13. briancol

    Pimp My Ride

    Marvelous what you can do with a bit of cardboard and some duct tape. Saw this recently.
  14. briancol

    Michelins Wife

    Who said it's not a whale?
  15. I can give you one for free providing you can read Japanese.
  16. Took about 5 minutes to download via Whoosh but, wow, that sounded amazing. Well done.
  17. It's two hours slow. And I thought Bimmers were meant to be fast and reliable......................hahaha
  18. briancol

    Michelins Wife

    It's amazing how far the human skin will stretch without bursting.
  19. Hey Boost Junky, Love your hood emblem.
  20. How can a Bimmersporter possibly be a "Greenie"?
  21. Your inaccuracy by category: Parallelogram 10.3 ---- ---- Midpoint 3.6 ---- ---- Bisect angle 2.6 ---- ---- Triangle center 5.5 ---- ---- Circle center 5.7 ---- ---- Right angle 0.5 ---- ---- Convergence 1.0 ---- ---- Average error: 4.17 (lower is better) Not too bad for a 62 year old that weras glasses.
  22. There's no upper age limit, even I'm 62 and we usually kick off about 7.00pm. Just look out for the BMW flag, you'll find us there.
  23. Congrats on the car D, and I'd love a V8 too however I'll have to wait. You should come and join us at our monthly meet ups. It's every third Thursday of the month at Garrison's Bar in Sylvia Park. A few beers, a meal and good old chin wag.
  24. He's towing the car to my yard for storage until he can get it to Glenn's on Tuesday for repairs.So thats all good then.
  25. From this weeks Radio Hauraki insider email. http://4u2bn.com/gt39
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